[NO! THIS IS NOT A DOUBLE UPLOAD! I FINISHED LAST CHAPTER YESTARDAY AND DIDN'T POST BECAUSE IT WAS JUST FLASHBACKS!]
-Rex

Hey we're back and they changed the Opening Song not even halfway through this Arc, thanks a lot guys…

Anyway…

Our Heroes were currently see running up a flight of steps that were outside of the tower because fuck people with a fear of heights I guess. Simon was seen running with his fingers to his head, before he spoke up.

Simon: "Something's interfering with my communication with Wally, Millianna and Niki, I can't even tell where they are now!"

Lucy: "What do you mean?"

Juvia: "He means telepathic communication."

Juvia explained, meanwhile, Erza stopped as Sho, who was still experiencing an Existential Crisis, slowly walked up next to her.

Erza: "Is something wrong, Sho?"

Sho: "... I'm fine…"

He lied.

Sho: "Everything's fine now that you're here…"

*BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!*

CRAP! All those Stupid Flashbacks Made he Super Late to this Damn Fight! Ugh, better start now before I lose my job…

Inside of the Spiraling Prison of the Tower of Heaven, Explosions were seen going off left and right as Y/n was seen running up and down the cells, going higher and higher up the tower's prison with Kurayami, but as he did odd monsters began to appear revealing their forms.

"ACHACHAAAA!"

Y/n: "WHY ARE THERE SO MANY!?"

The Monsters quickly launched their blade-like claws at Y/n, extending their arms with a mass of speed as the Delivery boy continued dashing forwards, ducking, jumping and sliding under the barrage of arms from the Hoard of Monsters. Y/n then quickly stomped his foot into the ground, kicking up some dust as he gripped Kurayami tightly and quickly spun around.

Y/n: "YOU'RE DONE!"

*GLASHING!!!*

Slashing the blade of darkness with a mass if power, a blade of shadow quickly flew through the air at the Monster Hoard, only for them to quickly dodge out of the way of the attack with unnatural movements, twisting, compressing and extending their bodies.

Y/n: "Oh Come On! Alright then… If I'm being Hunted, THEN I'LL JUST TURN THINGS AROUND!"

Y/n yelled as he stopped running up the prison and ran towards the Railing on the side of the spiraling tower and jumped off, quickly revealing how high up he actually was.

Y/n: ".... This might have been a Bad idea…"

🌑 "Definitely…"

Y/n then quickly began falling towards the ground, but as he did, the Monsters flew around him and got ready to attack him once again, but Y/n was ready this time… or he would be… if the monsters were the real attack…

👾MONSTER MAKE:👾
👾GIGABITE!👾

"GRACHACHAAAAA!!!"

A world shaking Roar was Heard, as Y/n looked below himself… only to see a beyond gigantic monster mouth coming right towards him, revealing this new monster's form.

"GGGRRRRAAACHACHAAAAA!!!"

Y/n: "OH CCCRRRAAA-!!!!"

*SNAP!*

The giant Monster Face flew up at Y/n and quickly snapped its mouth shut around the body, easily trapping him inside of its body. The beast sat there for a moment as Niki appeared and landed on the monster's head a Smug Smile on her face as she closed her book as Moonie flew by her side.

Niki: "HAHAAHAAAA! How do you like my Monster Magic, Shorty? Anything I can get my hands on can be transformed into a Fierce and Powerful Monster!  YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME AND MY ARMY YOU DELIVERY BOY!"

Niki said laughing loudly as her Monsters chuckled with her.

Niki: "Now then, to bring you to Big Blue and resurrect Zer-"

*RRRUUUMMMBBBLLLEEE!*

Suddenly the Giant Monster began to Rumble and shook Niki, causing her to quickly jump off of it's face as Moonie caught her and helped her fly, much like Happy and Natsu, as the Gigantic Monster continued to shake more and more, when suddenly, Black Shadowy Flames began to erupt from the Monster's Closed fangs.

"I… am Tired… of being called…"

*GGGGLLLLAAASSSHHHIIINNNGGG!!*

*BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!*

🌑Y/n
"A SHORT KID DELIVERY BOOOYYYYY!!!!"

Suddenly, Y/n exploded out of the Giant Monster's Mouth, wings of Pure Darkness coming out of his back as he flew in his Jakku Dragon Armor, Kurayami still in hand as he roared. Niki was shocked to see that he had escaped her best monster… but even more so when the monster quickly turned from a monster back into a mass of Rats and fell.

Niki: "He was able to Dispel my Monster Make? What the hell are you!?"

🌑Y/n: "REALLY PISSED OFF!!!"

Niki sent her stretchy monsters at Y/n, causing the horde of monsters to quickly rush at him, but Y/n simply growled as Kurayami was surrounded in Shadowy Dark Magic.

🌑Y/n: "First I'm forced to go on this Stupid Vacation!"

*GLASHING!*

🌑Y/n: "And Of Course those Fairy Idiots have to be here too!"

*SLASHING!*

🌑Y/n: "THEN I GET JUMPED AND MY DELIVERY GETS STOLEN BY THIS STUPID CULT!"

*GLASLASHING!*

Y/n in his anger easily hacked and slashed the Monsters away as he glared down at Niki, who quickly turned her arm into a Giant Monster Sword and flew at him.

Niki: "YOU'RE DONE FOR SHORTY!"

🌑Y/n: "Now I have to deal with your Smug Ass and your Beyond Mediocre Transforming Magic! JAAKU! WE'RE ENDING THIS IN ONE STRIKE!"

🌑 "YES SIR!!!"

Spinning Kurayami around, Y/n quickly did the unthinkable and stabbed the blade into his own chest, shocking Niki and stopping her approche… when suddenly a mass of Darkness Exploded out of Y/n as he ripped out the Seiken, revealing it's new form.

*GLASHING!*

💠🌑God'Sword Kuryami🌑💠

🌑Y/n: 
"That stupid Pet Blocked me last time! BUT I'LL MAKE SURE YOU DON'T THIS TIME!"

Niki: "So what, you got a New Sword! I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN EITHER WAY SHORTY!"

👾MONSTER:👾
👾GORING HOR!👾

Niki yelled, slamming her arm through a Magic Circle, causing it to quickly and suddenly trasnform into a brand new monster that flew towards Y/n with a mass of extreme speed.

"KIYAAA-DOKAAAA!!!"

The Beast that was Niki's Arm quickly flew towards Y/n, but the boy was ready, raising his new version of Kurayami into the air as it was surrounded in a powerful mass of Black, Purple and Gold Shadow Magic as he gripped the blade in both hands.

🌑Y/n: "For the First and Last Time! 
I AM NOT THAT SHORT!!!"

💠🌑⚔🌟👑
GOD'SWORD KURAYAMI!
SSSUUURRRAAASSSSSSHHHUUU!!!
💠🌑⚔🌟👑

*WHOOO-SSSHHHHIIIINNNGGGG!!!!*
*BBBLLLLAAAAMMMM!!!*

The darkness extended Kurayami's Blade as Y/n slammed the blade down, easily cutting through the Monster Niki turned her arm into while Slamming right through her own body with the shadow of his blade… but being this made… Y/n wasn't done just yet.

"I'M AVERAGE IN WOMAN'S HEIGHT!!!"

*BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-!*

"DOKAAAAANNNN!!!"

*BBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!*

*FWOOOO-*

*CCCRRRAAASSSHHH!!!*

Y/n then slammed Niki over and over and over with a barrage of Slashed before one final downward slash, quickly sending the girl rocketing towards the ground, and making this one of shortest fight scenes in all of Rex's Stories. The shadows then slowly flew off of Kurayami, revealing it's normal form as Y/n continued flying there for a moment.

🌑Y/n: "PHEW! Now that was Stress Relief! Who needs the Beach, Amusement Park, 5 Star Hotel and Casino when you can just beat the ever living crap outta somebody!"

🌑 "Truly the best medicine."

🔥 "... You didn't need to go that hard on he-"

🌑Y/n: "Yes I did!"

《Meanwhile》

At the tip of the tower, Jellal was seen being a boring villain, using chess pieces for our Heroes and Y/n. Natsu being the Dragon, Happy being the Fish, Wally being an Archery, Millianna being a Cat, Y/n being a Sword, Niki being a Rat, Lucy being a Key, Levy being a Pen, Juvia being a Water Jug, Grey being a Crystal of Ice, Erza being a Knight, Simon being a Castle wall, Sho being a Card, and himself being the King. The Worst Antagonist then used the Dragon piece to knock over the Archer and Cat before using the Sword to knock over the Rat and Placing the two pieces back down on the table.

Jellal: "Hehehe. Sho and Simon have chosen to Betray me, and it appears that Niki has fallen to the hands of the Delivery Boy, while Wally and Millianna have fallen by the hands of Salamander and his cat. This is how the game should be Played, one sided matches are so dreadfully boring. Now then, I believe it is our turn to make a move. A simple yet devastating one."

Jellal said before he placed down 4 more pieces infront of himself, a Guitar, a Shrine Maiden, an Owl, and a Guillotine.

Jellal: "Assassins from the Death'sHead Order. Vidaldus Taka. Fukuro. Eidenfal. And their leader, Ikaruga. The Special Forces Squad known as Quadrinity Raven, it's time you entered the fray. Now go."

《Mid Episode Cut Back!》

*Poke… Poke-Poke-Poke*

Y/n: "Man she is not waking up."

Back with Y/n, the boy was seen poking Niki as she and her pet Moonie laid there unconscious.

🔶️ "Maybe she's dead."

🌑 "We did hit her pretty hard."

Y/n: "Nah, she's still breathing."

*Kick*

Niki: "Ngh!..."

Y/n: "See?"

🔥 "Y/N!"

Y/n: "Oh, what did I do this time!?"

🔥 "You literally kicked someone while they're down!"

Y/n: "What's she gonna do about it, she's unconscious."

🔥 "You know that's not what I-"

Rekka began only to be shut up as Niki slowly woke up from her unconsciousness.

Y/n: "So, Sleepy beauty finally opened her eyes. Welcome back to the land of the Living."

Niki: "You bastard!"

Y/n: "Don't even try using your weirdo Magic. I already Drained you with Kyomu. Plus I already got all the revenge I needed from you, and since I don't really care about what happens to Erza and Happy, all I need to know is where my Package Went."

Niki only chuckled at this as she glared at Y/n, her hat sitting in the ground nearby somewhere… I forgot to mention that earlier.

Niki: "Jellal has you package at the top of the tower, but who cares about that, cause when he's done with you then we'll be right on our path to Heaven! We're finally gonna have real freedom, where people like us who've suffered for so long will finally be leading this world full of idiots!"

Niki ranted but Y/n just stared at her blankly before looking up.

Y/n: "It's with some guy named Jellal at the top of the tower, huh?..."

Y/n then grew a sinister smile as he looked down at Niki with evil eyes.

Y/n: "Hey, you're this Jellal Guy's friend right? How much do you think he cares about your well being?"

Niki: "... Huh?"

《Short Timeskip》

Niki: "HEY! PUT ME DOWN YOU JERK! LET GO OF ME!"

Moonie: "Miruuum!"

🔥 "Y/N! THIS ISN'T RIGHT! PUT THAT YOUNG LADY DOWN THIS INSTANT! THIS BEHAVIOR ISN'T JUST UNJUST! IT'S DOWNRIGHT VILLAINOUS!"

Y/n: "HAHAHAHAAA! This is my best plan Yet! It doesn't just pass Rekka Off, But I'll get to run past all my enemies without fighting! Because, 🎵I'VE GOTTA HOSTAGE~🎶!"

Y/n was seen running down the halls of the Tower of Heaven a giant smile on his face as he carried Niki over his shoulder as she screamed and hit his back with her fists over and over while her pet, Moonie, flew behind them and Rekka yelled at Y/n over and over. This continued until Y/n found a flight of stairs going outside the tower and leading upwards, he was about to dash onto it, when suddenly he was stopped as a voice was heard from an Intercom like system.

"I welcome you, To the tower of Heaven."

Y/n: "That's not in my head."

Niki: "IT'S JELLAL!"

Niki said, identifying the voice as he continued.

"My name is Jellal, the ruler of this Tower. I see the players have been arranged."

Y/n: "Hey, I know that voice. That sounds just like that Blue Haired Weirdo from the Magic Council."

What? Siegrain? Nooooo! That's Definitely his twin brother and not him in disguise, Jellal! Do I need to bring up the picture of God Ol' Siegrain again?

"I'm delighted you've come all this way to see me, shall we play a round of Heaven's Game?"

Y/n: "SCREW GAMES! GIVE ME MY DELIVERY BACK YOU TOWER OF ASS!"

Niki: "What are you talking about Jellal?"

"The rules are quite Simple. I wish to use Erza as the Final Sacrifice to bring Lord Zeref's Soul back into this world, and then use Y/n's body to fully resurrect him back into this world. If I succeed in both of these Aspects the Gates of Heaven will open crowning my Victory, however, if you can manage to find a way to stop me, then you'll be the winners of this game. To make things a little more interesting, I've enlisted the help of 4 Knights to battle on my Behalf. The only way you'll be able to get to me is if you can defeat them, in other words, a 4 on 10 Battle Royal. And to make things a little more interesting, the Magic Council had the Satellite Square focused directly on this Tower, and it's highly likely they will attack. At this very moment they're voting on whether they should fire an Etherion Blast. There's no telling how much time is left, should the Etherion strike, this tower and everyone inside of it will be Vaporized, Game Over. Now then, let the game begin."

*SHING!*

Grey & Levy: "ERZA!"

Simon: "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?"

Inside of a Dark Corridor, Sho was seen panicking as he quickly became an obstacle, trapping Erza inside of a Card.

Sho: "I won't let him lay a Finger on her! I'll beat Jellal all by myself if I have to!"

Simon: "NO! YOU IDIOT!"

Sho then quickly began running away with Simon following after him.

*BLAM!*

Natsu: "Alright! Now I'm all fired up!"

In a different part of the Tower, Natsu punched his fist into his palm as he was seen standing with Happy and an injured Wally lying against a wall in the background.

Happy: "We're gonna have to go to the very top of the tower to find this Jellal guy, I bet."

Back with Y/n, the boy was seen staring up, when suddenly a Whimpering sound was heard from his side, causing him to turn only to see Niki holding her head in a mass of confusion and horror in her eyes.

Niki: "I don't get it… why's he doing this to us? Turning our lives into a game when an Etherion is about to erase us all! We just wanna feel true freedom and get to heaven… and now we're probably gonna die..."

Y/n: "... Man… your guys are really dumb, Y'know that."

Niki: "Wha-"

Y/n: "There's no way someone like Zeref is gonna lead you to heaven. He's no God, if anything he's the devil. If you guys revived him, you wouldn't be free, nor would you get to heaven… you'd just be enslaved to his Dark Will and sent straight into a living Hell…"

*Thud!*

Niki: "Gah!"

Y/n then dropped Niki onto the ground as he sighed.

Y/n: "Dammit! If he's willing to let everyone die like that then he probably doesn't care about you at all! My hostage plan wasn't gonna go anywhere. This vacation's just getting worse and worse."

The boy said as he stretched his arms and turned back towards the outside stairs again, but he was quickly stopped.

Niki: "Hold on! Let me come with you!"

Y/n: "Eh? Weren't you trying to kill me earlier?"

Niki: "Yeah but… I need to face Jellal… I need to know why he's doing this to us! I need answers! So take me with you too Jellal! I'll stay your hostage and help you fight or whatever, just take me to him!"

Y/n stared at the girl for a moment, before letting out a heavy sigh.

Y/n: "Alright, whatever, hop on."

Y/n said annoyed, confusing the girl for a moment.

Niki: "Hop on what?"

Moonie: "Miruuum?"

《Meanwhile》

*FWOOOSH!*

Natsu: "Let's Skip ahead and go straight to the finish line Buddy!"

Happy: "AYE SIR!"

Happy and Natsu were seen flying through the air towards the top of the tower with extreme speed. When suddenly, Natsu stopped them for a moment.

Happy: "What's wrong, Natsu?"

Natsu: "I hear something. Someone's coming."

Happy: "Is it an Enemy?"

Natsu: "Nah, I don't think so… Actually it sounds like Y-"

*VVVVRRRMMMMM!!*

🏍
"HASSHA BAKUSŌ!"
[Launch Bombing!] 

"🎵Taiya O~! Hirake~! Hinku No Body Ga Mewosamasu!🎶" 
[🎵Open The Tires And The Crimson Body Awakens!🎶]

"Tsurugi Ga Shinboru Hashiru Moji Maigō Tokubetsu Kasoku!"
 [The Sword Is A Symbol! Running characters! Special Acceleration For Each Issue!]

"🎵Diagospeedy~!🎶"

*CLASHING-VRVRVRRRMMMM!!!*

Niki: "WWWHHHHAAAAA!!!"

Y/n: "YOSHAAAAA!"

Moonie: "MIRUUUM!!!"

Suddenly a very familiar sound was heard, causing Natsu and Happy to turn, only to see Y/n rising up the side of the Tower on the back of his Diagospeedy, Niki and Moonie hanging onto the boy for dear life as they dashed with extreme speed.

Natsu: "HAHA! IT'S Y/N!"

Happy: "Woah! He's riding up the side of the tower! That bike of his really is fast! Who's that girl with him tho?"

Natsu: "Who cares! HEY, Y/N!"

Natsu and Happy then quickly flew over to Y/n as he raced up the tower, flying by his side as the two made their way.

Y/n: "Yo! Dino Breath, Cat! Looks like we had the same idea!"

Natsu: "Yup! Find your Package?"

Y/n: "Nope, that Jellal Guy's got it. How was your fight with Block Head?"

Happy: "WE KICKED HIS BUTT!"

Niki thoughts: "Those two veak Wally? Jellal wasn't kidding about Salamander being strong.

Natsu: "Now then! Let's get to the top of this stupid tower and kick this guy's Butt!"

Y/n: "RIGHT WITH YA!"

Revving the Speedy, Y/n and Natsu quickly shot forwards, heading up the tower's even faster than before… when suddenly the whistle of something flying with extreme speed was heard when suddenly there was a Flash of light in the distance.

Happy: "What the heck was tha-"

Niki: "LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!"

"WHO-WHOOOO!"

Natsu: "AH CRA-"

*BLAM!*

Suddenly, a hulking Owl man with a JetPack appeared right behind Natsu, before he was quickly punched, sending both the Cat and the Dragon slayer flying into a large hole in the tower, before the Owl man quickly flew after them.

Niki: "Ah! What are you doing!? We need to go after Him! He could be in trouble!"

Y/n: "Not my problem, plus Dino Boy's strong, he can handle himself."

"Hehehe. Do you really believe so?"

Y/n's eyes then flew wide open when suddenly he turned to his right, only to see another man halfway out of the ground with one arm holding onto the side of the Diagospeedy as the rest of his body seemingly swam through the tower walls like it was Liquid. Y/n and Niki's eyes widened as he quickly turned the speedy trying to get away from the assassin, but the man simply let go as Y/n tried to get away, sinking into the Tower Walls. Y/n was shocked by this… when suddenly.

*GRIP!*

*SSSCCCEEERRRTTTT!!*

"AH! HAHAHAHAAAA!"

Suddenly the swimming appeared out of the wall infront of Y/n, grabbing the front wheel of the Bike and easily stopping it as the back was quickly sent flying up. Reeling back his other hand-

*BBBLLLAAAMMM!!!*

Niki: "WWWHHHAAAA!!!"

Y/n: "YOU MOTHER FU-"

*CCCRRRAAASSSSHHHHH!!!*

The man punched the Diagospeedy, sending Y/n and Niki flying through another hole in the Tower as they crash inside of a room with a mass of giant birdcage all suspended by chains.

Y/n: "Ugh, come on…"

Niki: "That hurt…"

Moonie: "Miruuum…"

Natsu: "Y/N!"

Natsu yelled, revealing that he and Happy sat on top of a cage below the two.

Natsu: "Did you get hit by that weird Jetpack guy too?"

Y/n: "Nah! Some weird swimming dude…"

Happy: "Swimming?"

As the Four laid there for a moment, suddenly Simon rushed into the room.

Simon: "Salamander! And the Delivery Boy it's you!"

Natsu: "Huh!? Who the hecks yelling at me now?"

Y/n: "Metal Jaw Man?"

Niki: "SIMON!"

Simon: "Niki, you're here too?"

Natsu: "You know him? Wait, who even are you?"

Niki: "YOU'RE JUST NOTICING ME NOW!?"

Y/n: "Forget about her! If you know Monster Girl then you must be working with TowerAss!"

Natsu: "So he's one of Jellal's Flunkies!"

Simon: "I'm not! Trust me I'm on your side! This whole time I've just been pretending to be under that Lunatic's Spell! It was the only way I would have been able to stop him!"

Niki: "Wait, what? Are you serious Simon?"

Simon: "Yes… I'll have to explain everything to you later, Niki."

Natsu: "... If you're really on our team, then who the heck is this Jellal guy? And why's he making us play this ridiculous game in the first place?"

Simon: "He's got a Twisted sense of humor. He's the twin brother of Siegrain, a member of the Magic Council, I guess that's how he knows why they're planning to fire the Etherion."

Y/n: "Twin Telepathy must suck."

Natsu: "This whole thing is just a Fight between two Brothers!?"

Simon: "That is possible… I don't know the specifics of their relationship, or if they're at odds…"

Niki: "... So he's just doing this to toy with us?"

Simon: "Sadly yes… I'm sorry Niki, but we've only been his pawns, not his friends."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"

"WHO-WHOOO!!!"

Suddenly the sound of flapping wings was heard along with an odd magic warping sound as two figures appeared. The first was the Owl man who punched Natsu, revealing his form.

[Fukuro]
[I think he's Dumb looking]

The next was the swimming man as he fell from the sky and landed ontop of a Bird Cage next to Fukuro.

[Eidenfal]
[I LOVE this art]

The two of them stood side by side with Eidenfal squatting down as he rested his arms on his knees… but surprisingly enough, the Owl man was the first to speak.

Fukuro: "I will not tolerate the Breaking of Rules! Now prepare yourself to be punished in the name of Justice! Fukuro the Knight of True Justice has arrived! WHO-WHOO!"

Happy: "A BIRD!?"

Natsu: "SOME WEIRD JUSTICE BIRD!"

Y/n: "Why is he an Owl and not an Eagle?"

Niki: "I don't know what's happening anymore…"

The four said in shock as the Eidenfal simply chuckled, meanwhile, Simon acted quickly.

Simon: 
"DARK MOMENT!"

Suddenly the entire entire pitch turned black, blinding everyone in the darkness… Almost everyone.

Simon: "Let's get out of here! We don't stand a chance against the Owl!"

*Wbwbwbwbwb-*

"Don't underestimate me because I don't blow as hard as Fuku."

*BBBLLLAAAMMM!*

Simon: "GAHAHAA!"

Suddenly Simon was sent flying back as he was suddenly uppercut by a powerful fist. His Dark Moment spell fading as Eidenfal was seen standing where Simon once was, as the boring Man landed ontop of a Bird Cage.

Niki: "SIMON!"

Eidenfal: "You didn't let me introduce myself before. I am Eidenfal the Executioner. Jellal doesn't care if he has Y/n dead or alive, SO I'M HERE TO SEE HOW FUN IT MUST BE TO RIP OUT YOUR HEART!"

Natsu: "Woah, that was one hell of a Punch!"

Y/n: "You ok Metal Face?"

Simon: "These two… Their Legendary Assassins from the Death'sHead Order! They're no joke! They're a part of a group known as Quadrinity Raven!"

Y/n: "Quadrinity Raven? Aren't those the guys who took out an Entire Army during the Kabria War?"

Simon: "The very same…"

Happy: "So Bird Brain and Table Head are Super Killers!?"

Niki: "Pretty much…"

Fukuro: "WHO-WHOOO. And if you're able, we'll kill you!"

Eidenfal: "WHO CARE IF YOUR ABLE! I'LL HAVE FUN KILLING YOU ALL THE SAME!"

Simon: "THEY ARE BEYOND SKILLED ASSASSINS! YOU CANNOT BEAT-"

*BANG!*

Suddenly, a Bullet flew through the air and pinned the floor right next to Simon's head, revealing that Y/n had drawn Suzune's Gun form and Dispelled it before summoning the Kougouken Saikou.

Y/n: "You're name's Simon, right? Well guess what IdiotJaw, these guys aren't gonna stop getting in our way unless we take them out!"

*BLAM!*

Natsu: "Y/n's Right! Guilds are a place for Wizards to come together! Not for Murderers to Team up! And I'm about to beat that lesson into you!"

The two of them said with Natsu glaring at Fukuro and Y/n at Eidenfal. Eidenfal simply chuckled while Fukuro let out more Owl sounds.

Simon: "DON'T DO-"

Y/n & Natsu: "EITHER JOIN IN RUN AWAY OR SHUT UP AND WATCH THE SHOW TINMAN!"

Simon: "Tinman!?"

Natsu: "I hate it that there are people out there who will pay someone to commit murder! I hate it that there are people who will kill for money! And I hate that you're talking like you're in a Real Guild! So I'm gonna have to take you down a notch! HEAR ME BIRD BRAIN! LET'S DANCE!"

Y/n: "Heh! I don't have a whole speech planned for this sorta thing, but I will tell you something I'm pretty sure I told another Dark Guild Assassin Asshole!"

*SHING!*

Y/n: 
"ANYONE WHO GETS IN THE WAY OF MY LAYMAN'S DREAM IS GOING DOWN!"

Fukuro: "WHO-WHOOO! Looks like we're fighting side by side once again, Eidenfal. Salamander has committed Heinous Crimes! So I shall be the one to teach him Justice!"

Eidenfal: "HAHAAA! I don't give a crap about your stupid Justice! I just wanna fight The Delivery Boy! He seems like one helluva opponent! So don't get in my way, bird!"

Summoning Guillotine Blades onto his arms, Eidenfal jumped and sunk into the ground, while Fukuro activated his Jetpack and quickly thrusted out of the Tower, but he wouldn't be gone for long as he picked up speed outside. Y/n quickly jumped down to the same Cage at Natsu as the two stood back to back.

Natsu: "Ready Y/n?"

Y/n: "You know it. And if we're playing the heroes in this, then I've got just the book for it."

*FLIPIPIPIP!*

⭐
"X-SWORDMAN!"

*CLA-CHING!*

《Meanwhile》

Lucy: "NATSU! Y/N!"

Levy: "Y/N! NATSU!!!"

Juvia: "SALAMANDER! Y/N MY LOVE!"

Where the fuck are you guys? This place looks like a damn Catacomb! Why is there a Sewer in this Tower!?

Lucy: "There you are! You disappeared for way too long!"

Sorry I was relapsing after all those Flashbacks Erza showed…

Inside what looked to be a Sewer or a Catacomb with a mass of tunnels, the girl squad consisting of Lucy, Levy and Juvia were seen searching for Y/n and Natsu… but as they suddenly stopped Juvia turned towards Lucy with a confused look.

Juvia: "Just who is she talking to?"

Levy: "Oh, Lucy has this weird voice in her head that makes fun of her. We thought she was crazy for a bit, but Grey and her switched bodies and it turns out that voice is real…"

Juvia: "So odd… she wasn't talking to it earlier…"

Levy: "He just pops up every now and then…"

Lucy: "Hey! It's not my fault I'm the only person who can hear him! Anyway, you were with Y/n and Natsu, right? What's going on with them?"

*Sigh* I'm gonna lose my job… Natsu and Y/n are currently fighting two assassins, a Bird Boy and a One Piece reference. Boring boy's there too but he got Bitched Out.

Lucy: "I didn't expect you to tell me that easily…"

Levy: "Well?"

Lucy: "Natsu and Y/n are fighting two of those Knights Jellal told us about, Simon's with them too but he got beat."

Levy: "I hope those two are ok."

Juvia: "Of course they are, my Shining Knight Y/n is a Pillar of amazing power, but I don't expect a Light Blue haired bimbo to understand that."

Levy: "Wha!? Our hair is the same Color!"

Nah, Levy's is slightly lighter.

Lucy: "I can't really tell…"

Juvia: "The only thing I don't understand is why I was forced to search alongside this Useless Word Mage in the first place."

Levy: "Give me a break! Like I wanna work with you either!"

Juvia continued Ignoring Levy and she began daydreaming while the Script Wizard Fumed a bit.

Juvia: "I'd gladly go to the ends of the earth for my Beloved, especially if he's in danger, but doesn't the universe realize that having two romantic rivals searching for the same man together is the perfect recipe for a Blood Bath."

Levy: "UGH! I don't have any Interest in Y/n, ok? Now can we drop this and keep looking already!?"

Juvia: "That sounds exactly what a Tsundere rival would Say!"

Levy: "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS!"

Are you gonna stop them at all?

Lucy: "No way, Juvia kinda terrifies me. Anyway, any clue as to where Natsu and Y/n might be?"

No idea. This place's layout looks like the Ramen I had for lunch. All I kCage. Giant Bird Cages. Also Cover your ears.

Lucy: "Bird Cages… Wait wha-"

*VVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRR!!!!*

Lucy: "AGH! WHAT IS MAKING THAT SOUND!? IS IT A GUITAR!?"

Suddenly the ear bleeding sound of an Electric Guitar was heard echoing from the center tunnel towards the Girl Squad, as Lucy and Levy held their ears.

Levy: "AGH! IT'S SO LOUD!"

Juvia: "I actually think it sounds pretty cool."

Levy: "YOU'VE GOT SOME MAJOR ISSUES!"

That is honestly the very least of all your worries.

Lucy: "Oh what's that supposed to mean?"

I mean just look at him!

Lucy: "Look at- Oh!"

The Guitar slowly got louder and louder as a figure was seen walking down the tunnel and onto the scene, revealing his form as he continued to rock out until he suddenly stopped, wielding a Guitar with an Amp Built inside of it.

[Vidaldus Taka]
[Your Mileage on him will vary.]
[I'm just calling him Taka because Vidaldus is too long and weird.]

Taka: "WHAHAHAA! You babes dig my Destruction Solo? YEYEYEYEEYE! BLAH!"

The man said, flicking his tongue around like a Snake with Pink Eye.

Lucy: "CHECK OUT THE HAIR!"

Levy: "That is Way too long!"

Taka: "I'm an assassin with the Death'sHead Order! Pretty rockin' name, huh? A Death Head is like a Skull, get it?"

That is a very stupid and roundabout way to say Skull…

Juvia: "I take it you're one of the 4 Knights Jellal spoke of?"

Taka: "I'm the Call of the Quadrinity Raven! When they scream Vidaldus Taka they're talkin about me!"

*FWOOOOSH!*

🤘ROCK YAAAAAA!!!!🤘

Suddenly Taka's Hair extended and shot out, coiling together into Drills ad he shot it out at the Girls.

Lucy: "AAAHHHH!!!"

Levy: "QUICK BEHIND ME!"

Lucy quickly jumped behind Levy as the girl wrote in the air with her Light Pen.

📘SOLID SCRIPT:📘
📖GUARD!📖

*CCCLLLAAANNNGGG!!!*

Levy quickly erected a magic shield bubble, just like the Bubble Shield in Halo, blocking the Hair Drills and saving Lucy from the quick attacks, meanwhile, Juvia simply stood there as the hair simply phased through her water body.

Taka: "WOAH! That's one Cuuurrrazy Body you got there. Hehehehehehee!"

Juvia: "It's made entirely out of Water. Drip Drip Drop."

Lucy: "Alright Juvia! It's up to you!"

Levy: "Show him what you can do sister!"

Juvia: "You and your leader have stolen a Seiken Special Delivery, interrupting it, not only that but you have Stepped in the way of the Boss' Layman's Dream, and savagely gotten in the way of our romantic Beach side, vacation/amusement park Date, And for that you will pay dearly."

🌧WATER LOCK!🌧

A wave of water was sent flying as Taka was quickly and suddenly surrounded in a Bubble of Water, beyond easily trapping him.

Juvia: "Is that all you got?"

Lucy: "You Element Five people are scary! I'm so glad you're on our side now!"

Levy: "Hold on… that was a little too easy wasn't it? I mean, Quadrinity Raven is a Legendary Assassin Group…"

Levy said right in time as Juvia's Water spell was quickly and suddenly sucked into Taka's Hair, destroying the spell as it became silky and wet, shocking the Trio.

Taka: "Heh!"

The man then flipped his air… I'm sorry that would have been cool if he didn't look like a D-List Chinese Bootleg Joker.

Juvia: "I don't understand! My Water Lock just disappeared!"

Lucy: "WHERE'D ALL THAT WATER GO!?"

Levy: "In his hair!?"

Taka: "Sometimes it's best just to give your locks a good rinse. Shampooing everyday can really dry out your hair."

That's not even him being a Villain, that's just good advice…

Lucy: "Noted?..."

Juvia: "But how were you able to break free from my Water Lock?"

Taka: "Easy! My Rockstar hair absorbs liquids! Just asking as it ain't Oil or Alcohol, Y'know, that stuff'll really mess up your do."

Juvia: "Water has no effect on him?..."

Levy: "That's a Bad…"

Lucy: "A real bad…"

I know, you'll actually have to do something.

Lucy: "NOT THE TIME!"

Taka: "Man I gotta tell you, all 3 of you Ladies are hotter than hell! Hehehehe!"

Lucy: "Oh not this again!"

Levy: "Is this tower just full of pervs…"

Juvia: "What do you mean by that?"

Taka: "Ee.nie. Meen.ie. Min.ey. Mo. Oh. No. I've. Just. Got. To. Catch. One. Of. These. Hot. Chicks. By. The. Toe!"

Taka said playing Eenie Meenie Miney Mo between the three as his finger landed on Juvia.

Taka: "You're it Babe! I'm gonna make you my Succubus!"

The man said before he began rocking on his Guitar once again, but this seemed a bit different than his solo before, as now his Magic Guitar began to activate.

🤘ROCK OF SUCCUBUS!!!🤘
🤘YYYYYYAAAAAAA!!!!🤘

*VVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRR!!!!*

Taka's Magic Guitar then activated, shooting out a mass of Purple Magic power as he rocked out on his Guitar, the sound of the music and magic quickly flying over and surrounding the shocked and confused Juvia, as her form began to transform.

Levy & Lucy:
"JUVIA!!!"

Juvia:
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

*SSSSSSHHHHHIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!*

A mass of Light and Mist exploded from Juvia, blinding everyone for a moment as the transformation was completed.

Lucy: "Wh-What just happened?"

Levy: "The hell did you do to Juvia!?"

Taka: "Hehehe! She's my slave now babe."

Taka said as the mist disappeared more and more, revealing Juvia's New form.

[Succubus Juvia]

S.Juvia: "I'm gonna take you two on a right straight to hell! Say your prayers if you wanna! But you're still burnin' in hell tonight! HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAAAA!!!"

Levy: "Oh crap…"

Lucy: "What did that guy do to her?"

You guys are fucked! That's what you are!

These are gonna be a Fun Fights to Write.

Anyway!