Mirajane: "Listen up everyone! We're taking on Job Requests again, starting today! You'll have to excuse the mess while we're under construction but at least you can get back to work!"

Fairies: "YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!"

At the Fairy Tail Construction Site, the Wizards were seen happy as the Job Request board was back open allowing for a more interesting plot in this Filler Arc. Other than that, a large bar counter was seen placed in the site with Mirajane behind it and benches all around allowing for people to sit around and hang out. But now that the Jobs we're back, the broke as fuck Wizards were quickly off to the board scowering for a Job. Lucy was seen sitting at one of the Bar Stools, with Y/n next to her, as he was the one who delivered the jobs... but stayed at the site for some reason that will be explained later because, story telling.

Lucy: "What's up with them? Most of these guys would just be loafing around the Guild Hall all day."

Y/n: "They're probably all broke as hell, because all the Jobs you Wizards know how to do is destroying stuff and fighting."

Lucy: "What!? We can more than just destroy stuff!"

Y/n: "Pffffff-"

Y/n laughed as he turned away from Lucy, causing the girl to growl as Mirajane giggled a bit. Lucy then perked up and turned towards the White Haired Mage.

Lucy: "I don't suppose you've seen Loke, have you?"

Mirajane: "Oh don't tell me you've fallen head over heels for our resident Playboy have you?"

Lucy: "It's not like that! He's the one who found my Keys, and I wanted to tell him thanks for his help."

Mirajane: "Sure, I'll let him know when I see him."

Considering this Arc, he's probably just off being Edgy Somewhere.

Lucy: "Wait, do you know where he is?"

Can't say that... also I honestly have no idea. He's not in this episode's script, like at all...

Lucy: "Tch, big help you are..."

Mirajane: "That voice in your head doesn't know where he is either?"

Lucy: "No... and he's not in my Head! I'm just the only one who can hear him."

Y/n: "You're probably just going Crazy."

Lucy: "Why are you even here? I thought you didn't like Guilds."

Mirajane: "Y/n's the one who delivered all the Jobs and supplies for the Bar this morning."

Y/n: "Yeah, plus I just finished going to court over the whole Phantom Lord thing, again, I've gotta Delivery Later and I'm taking a break... plus it's Suzune day..."

Lucy & Mirajane: "Suzune Day?"

Y/n: "Anyway! How pissed were your spirits knowing that you dropped them like that?"

Mirajane: "Oh, you stole my question..."

Lucy: "You could say that... plus there was one spirit in particular who was really POed at me... Ugh... just thinking about it makes my butt sting."

Grey: "I could cool it for you."

Lucy: "That sounds like sexual harassment to me."

It is.

Happy: "Lucy can you show me how red your butt is?"

Lucy: "AND WITH THAT COMMENT YOU'VE CROSSED THE LIKE!"

Natsu: "How do you think she'll react if I make her Butt sting even more?"

Lucy: "WHAT ARE YOU THE DEVIL!?"

.... Technically...

Lucy: "Wha-"

Hey look, a Barrel!

*CRASH!*

Natsu: "GAHAAA!"

A barrel suddenly flew through the air and slammed into Natsu, before Erza was heard yelling.

Erza: "Why Don't You Tell the Others How You Feel!?"

Erza said as she faced a familiar dick face that was Laxus...

Laxus: "I have no problem telling 'em what I think of 'em. This Guild's full of Weakling and Morons!"

The Eel said before turning back towards Droy and Jet.

Laxus: "Especially you too morons, you were Phantom's Personal Punching Bags. You know I'm glad I never bothered to learn your names. Which brings me to the Worst of them All! The Rich Little Princess Wannabe Wizard. This was your fault-"

Mirajane: "LAXUS! Will you Shut Up! The Master said that no one in the Guild was to be held accountable for what happened. Not even you, despite that I begged you to come help and you turned your back on us!"

Laxus: "... Alright then. If nobody in the Guild is to be Blamed, then how about you?"

*TCHCHC!*

*FWOOO-*
*BLAM!*

Suddenly, Laxus disappeared in a flash of Lighting only to reappear next to Y/n, the Eel's foot planted firmly into the swordsman's face... again...

Laxus: "The Tiny Brat who's got nothing to do with this Guild and the only person here who's had any real beef with Phantom Before. The stupid Faker of a Wizard everyone calls the Dragon Knight. The Hell are you even still doing here Delivery Boy?"

Laxus said with a Glare trying to be intimidating... but he was surprised a bit then Y/n suddenly grabbed his leg and moved it off of his face, revealing an annoyed Expression.

Y/n: "... What's with you and Putting your Foot in my face?... You got some sorta Fetish or something?"

Laxus: "......"

*CCCRRRTTTZZZ!*

*FWOO-*

*CLANG!*

Suddenly a Charge of Election Went through Laxus' Leg, blasting Y/n and quickly sending him flying through the air and into a wall.

Erza: "Y/N! Why You-"

Natsu: "LAXUS!"

*TCHCHC!*

Natsu tried to punch Laxus, but the Eel, being slippery, easily jumped out of the way in a flash of lightning appearing behind the Salmon.

Natsu: "Come On Laxus! Fight me like a Man! You Gutless Coward!"

Laxus: "Hahahaa! How do you expect to fight me when you can't even touch me you dim-witt? I can't wait to inherit this place and kick all you weaklings to the curb! YOUR DAYS IN FAIRY TAIL ARE NUMBERED KIDS! Things are gonna be a whole lot different around here, so I guess you losers are gonna have to find a new place to hang out."

Laxus said as he laughed, suddenly flying away in a bolt of electricity.

Lucy: "Hmph. What a Jerk! Why would anyone let him take over?"

Mirajane: "We may not have a choice... Laxus could inherit the Guild because he's the Master's Grandson."

Y/n: "Woah, Kinkbolt and Coot are related?"

Lucy: "Yeah that's Cra- Wait you're back up already!?"

Lucy said in shock as she saw Y/n had sat back down next to her eyes, drinking from a mug as he had a large black boot mark burnt onto his face.

Y/n: "I never would have thought such a jerk would be related to somebody as nice as Coot."

Mirajane: "Yeah... Whether we like it or not, He's at the top of a short list who would assume command if the Master were to retire."

Lucy: "That sucks... it doesn't seem right. Someone who talks like that about his fellow members doesn't deserve to be Fairy Tail's Leader."

Mirajane: "It's rumored that the Master refused to retire for that same reason..."

Y/n: "... Couldn't he just appoint someone as leader instead of this whole Monarchy BS?"

We've gotta Have Artificial Tension Somehow!

Natsu: "Man, I hate him!"

Erza: "Calm down, it's just a Needless waste of energy, what do you think about taking a Job? And we can get Grey, Lucy and Y/n to come along with us."

Grey: "!?!"

Lucy: "DO WHAT!?"

Y/n: "Yeah No way in he-"

*BLBLBLBLB!*

"HELL YEAH! LET'S GOOO!"

While Grey and Lucy were shocked by this, Y/n went to refuse... only for a new figure to appear from a mass of Music notes and land ontop of Y/n, knocking him to the floor as she stood where he once sat, a mass of excitement and insanity in her eyes, revealing her form.

🎶OnJuu Suzune🎶
🎼Juzu for short🎼
[Dance Dance Maniac]
[The Kick of a Donkey, the Claws of a Cat, the speed of a dog and the voice of a rooster]
[Likes sweets... but not as much as her brother...]
[Beyond Extrovert]
[The Childish Twin]
[5"3]

Juzu: "LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO! WIZARD JOB!"

Y/n: "I don't wanna..."

Juzu: "HEHE! That Sucks! Because it's Suzune Day! Meaning we do everything Suzune Says! And I wanna go on a Wizard Job!"

Y/n: "UUUGGGHHH! I HATE SUZUNE DAY! WHY DO YOU EVEN WANT ME TO TAG ALONG!?"

Erza: "We've all been working together since the Eisenwald Incident, so I guess we're a Team of Sorts Now. So what do you think of us making it official. The 5 of us working on a Team, 6 if you include Happy."

Y/n: "NO WA-"

Juzu: "YES WAY!"

Y/n: "FUCK ME!"

Natsu & Grey Thoughts: "I've gotta team up with him?"

Erza: "Problem Boys!"

Friend Grey & Friend Natsu: "NO WE'RE ABSOLUTELY THRILLED!"

Erza: "I've already got a Job for us, taking down an Arcane Cult in the town of Luponus, are you with me?"

Natsu, Lucy, Grey, Happy & Juzu: "YEAH/AYE!"

Y/n:
"IF I HAVE TO KILL ANOTHER DEMON I SWEAR TO GOD!!!"

It was night time at the Not So Built Fairy Tail Guild, and Makarov was seen sitting on a Pillar thinking to himself as he drank.

Makarov: "Hmm... retire huh? With the new hall, perhaps the guild needs a new master aswell... but who? Laxus? He's got some personal issues he needs to sort out. Mystogan? A silent recluse is hardly leader material... and of course there's Erza... but she's still rather young..."

... aren't they all around the same age?... I know that Laxus is a bit older than Erza but yeah they're all around 18 to 19 years old...

Mirajane: "Oh there you are Master! I've been looking all over for you!"

Mirajane suddenly yelled from below, quickly grabbing Makarov's attention.

Mirajane: "It seems they've done it again sir!"

Makarov: "Done what?"

Mirajane: "Erza and her team completed the Luponus Job but they destroyed half the town! The Magic Council is demanding that you submit a written apology immediately!"

HAHA! Das my Boy!

Makarov:
"I'M NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO RETIRE AT THIS RATE!"

《TIMESKIP》

*Thud*

Lucy: "Ugh..."

Lucy was seen sad, laying her head on the bar top in depression.

Mirajane: "You seem down in the dumps Lucy, what's the matter?"

Lucy: "It's that job we did in Luponus. It was nuts! Natsu kept spitting Fire everywhere, Grey froze the stuff he Missed, Erza was well, Erza and Y/n..."

《Flash》

🌏DOGO!🌏
🌏DOGODOGON!!🌏

Juzu: "AH HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAAAAAAAAA!!"

《Flash》

Lucy: "AAGGHH! OUT OF ALL THE SPIRITS I KNOW! SOMEHOW JUZU IS WORSE THAN ALL OF THEM COMBINED!"

Mirajane: "I should have warned you that this would happen."

Lucy: "We were a bigger menace to that town than that cult ever was! And we're paying for it with our Reward! I'm not gonna be able to pay my Rent and Y/n won't stop rubbing it in our faces that all Wizards are good for is Destroying Things!"

Mirajane: "Well I just happen to have a special job to throw your way. This one's right up your alley and the best part is your team won't be able to destroy everything."

《Timeskip》

Back at Onibus Station! As the Eisenwald Arc, where Y/n spent the whole thing Delivering a cake only for it to get destroyed...

Lucy: "Ugh, don't remind me of that... thinking of what he'll do when he snaps still scares me a bit..."

As you just heard, our Heroes were seen walking off the train... most of them atleast as Natsu laid on the ground, while Y/n was also with them, pulling a large crate with a cart, a large angered look on his face.

Y/n: "Why the hell do the same people who need deliveries always send Job Requests Out to GuildS? AND WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT YOU IDIOTS PICK THEM UP EVERY TIME!?"

Erza: "... 50/50?"

Y/n: "FIVE HUNDRED FOURTY THOUSAND TO FUCKING ONE! Now I have to watch and be dragged into destroying this poor town since that all you Wizards are good for..."

Lucy: "Ha! Not this time! All we need to do with this Job is use our Magic to Draw a Crowd! So there's no chance of us destroying anything!"

Happy: "There's still a pretty high chan-"

Lucy: "QUIET CAT! What's gonna happen is Natsu will breathe fire, Grey will make amazing ice sculptures, Erza will requip into different armors and I'll summon Lira to melt their hearts with a Beautiful Song. Nothing will get destroyed and You can finally shut up about us destroying stuff!"

Y/n: "If you manage to pull all that off."

I agree, even with that plan I'm willing to bet something gets destroyed.

Lucy: "Both of you, shut up! If I ever finish my novel I'm sure it'll make a great play. Yes! This will be the big chance to learn all I can about the stage!"

Lucy said happily, before our heroes finally arrived at a giant and very old theater house, amazed by its appearance... until a short man with a long head and hair that looked like a Slug's Head appeared from behind the entrance.... He looks really dumb... so dumb I'm not gonna bother searching for images. Anyway.

Slugman: "Excuse me, I don't suppose you're the wizards from Fairy Tail, are you?"

Lucy: "Yup!"

Y/n: "Not me, I'm just here making a Delivery."

Slugman: "Oh! The costumes! Thank you all so much for helping me, I can't tell you how grateful I am."

Lucy: "Well, we'll make sure you have a packed house."

Slugman: "Actually... about that, I'm in a bit of a pickle right now..."

Time to drag everyone into an even stupider plot...

《Timeskip》

Inside of what seemed to be a Staff room... our heroes, and Y/n, were seen sitting down, while the Slugman continued hiding behind a door like a less entertaining Tony Tony Chopper... It probably got explained but why the Tony Tony... Wrong Story to ask this, anyway, Bullshit began.

Lucy: "WHAT!? All your actors just up and Left!?"

Slugman: "Yes, thank you so very much."

Happy: "Thanks for what?"

Y/n: "I don't like where this is going..."

Jontron Quote.

Slugman: "My last few shows have been complete and utter failures. The reviews are so bad all my actors are embarrassed to perform in another one of my productions, so they all left, JustLikeMyWife, But I won't give up on my Dreams. The theater is my blood, but this was my last chance to shine! Now I can never redeem myself!"

Have you ever tried, Giving Up?

Lucy: "Don't say stuff like that..."

Hey, if I failed that many times I'd start trying something else.

Slugman: "I HAVE NO CHOICE! THE PRODUCTION HAS BEEN CANCELED! THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!"

Erza: "No, you know what they say, the show must go on!"

Y/n: "ERZA I SWEAR TO GO-"

Erza: "Have no Fear! WE SHALL PERFORM IN YOUR PLAY!"

Erza said with stars in her eyes, quickly causing Y/n to scream as she began warming up her voice.

Lucy: "Now that I think about it, this sounds like it could be a lot of fun!"

Natsu: "You wanna do it?"

Happy: "Aye!"

Y/n: "You can count my ass ou-"

🔥 & 🌏 "YYYYY/NNNN!!!"

Y/n: "AH MY BRAIN! WHY ARE BOTH OF YOU YELLING!?"

Y/n said as he quickly summoned Rekka and Gekido into his hands, causing them both to speak up.

🔥 "I refuse to let you be so selfish! What if you were put into a situation where you were forced to have your Dream Die!?"

Y/n: "You mean right now?"

🔥 "LEAVING THINGS LIKE THIS WOULD BE UNJUST!"

Y/n: "Ok, I expected as much from you, But Geki?"

🌏 "IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN! I WANNA DO IT! DOGODOGON!"

Y/n: "... No wa-"

🔥 & 🌏 "WE'LL BOTH KEEP SCREAMING AT YOU DON'T!"

Y/n: "UGH! YOU TWO ARE CHILDREN! Fine!"

Grey: "Well that settles it then, we aren't gonna let your dream die, sir."

Slugman: "Really?... Well, I guess I've got nothing to lose... Ugh, what armatures."

Y/n: "YOU WANT TO DIE ALONG WITH YOUR DREAM, YA BRAT!?"

《TRAINING MONTAGE TIME》

Lucy: "We've only got one week until Show Time!"

Y/n: "I can't believe I'm wasting part of my life for this..."

On stage, Erza was seen in Blue Sweat Clothing with a script in hand, radiating a mass of sparkles as she stepped forward... sound like Ash Ketchum suddenly...

Ketchum Erza: "I am Prince Fredrick! And I have come to rescue the princess!"

What is this Fire Emblem the Play? Wait there's a Dragon, in it holy shit it is!

Lucy: "Woah, I had no idea Erza was such a good actress!"

Happy: "It's like she was made for this part!"

Then an unexpected character appeared...

*THOOOM!*

"HA! Give up Prince! For you shall never Defeat Me!
THE BLACK KNIGHT!"

Happy: "WOAH! Look at that Costume!"

Lucy: "Holy crap! He's better than Erza! I had no idea Y/n had Acting Skills too!"

Y/n: "Well, Lying is pretty much my thing, sooo..."

Lucy and Happy perked up, and turned, only to see that Y/n was standing next to the two of them, wearing Sweat Clothes with a Starry Sky Design.

Lucy: "Hold on a sec... if you're over here, then who the heck is that!?"

Y/n: "That is Gekido's "Human" Form... he actually wanted to be in this."

Happy: "Wait then what part are you playing?"

Y/n: "Dead Body Number 4, and Stage Manager."

Lucy: "4?"

Y/n: "You don't wanna know how or where I got the other 3."

After that, Our Heroes began doing their best, building the sets, passing out Fliers, learning their lines, practicing their actions and preparing their Costumes, until...

Slugman: "I hate to interrupt but you have fans that are here to see you."

Everyone: "We have fans?"

At the entrance of the Theater House, a group of Familiar and some unfamiliar faces were seen. This included:

Old Man Fairy Tail, Smiling Girl Fairy Tail, 2 Other Guild Masters, Other Old Man from Magic Council, Pirate Simp, Demon Simp, Moon Denier, Hentai Protagonist, Ninomae Ina'nis Cosplayer, Female Aizawa but less cool and Smokes,Purple Fire Magic Man from the First Episode that I purposely skipped, and finally Forgettable Ex-Phantom Lord Members 1 and 2.

Lucy: "WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE!?"

Mirajane: "We wouldn't miss your Debut now break a Leg!"

Makarov: "It's been a while since I've seen a Play!"

Blue Pegasus Master: "Long time no see how you doin sweetie."

Quatro Cerberus Master: "I tagged along to heckle you guys."

Y/n: "As you should."

Odd: "B-Boss! H-Hey! We-W-"

Kate: "GEKI! Are you seriously Playing a Big Part in this Play!?"

Geki: "Yep! I'm really Excited to show my Stuff! I even managed to control my Dogodogons! DOGODOGON!"

Kate: "DOGODOGON!"

Nanami: ".... Are you even acting in this play?"

Y/n: "If you count a Dead Body with Zero lines acting."

Odd: "Whaa!? B-But I W-Wanted to se-see you as a cool hero!"

Y/n: "HAHAHAHA That's Not Happening!"

Lucy: "The Fake Salamander, I didn't expect to see you again..."

Natsu: "Whatcha you been up to, Opera?"

Bora: "That would be Bora. After getting taught a lesson by your blazing fists I decided to change my ways and give up the life as a Model Scout."

Lucy: "You don't think anyone's buying that, do you?"

Bora: "Why else would I recruit young Ladies?"

Lucy: "Well-"

Y'know... Slavery, like they said he was going to do in the first episode.

Lucy: "Wait yeah! You were knocking us out to enslave us!"

Bora: "Shit you remember that."

Pirate Simp: "I'll be out there rooting for ya me Beauty!"

Erza: "Thank you for coming all this way!"

*Armored Boob Hug*

Pirate Simp: "Arr that hurt!"

Grey: "So how's Galuna Treating ya?"

Blue Demon Lady: "It's great, I came to say thanks again for saving our village."

Demon Chef: "Me Too!"

Lucy: "Excuse me, you two are from Phantom Lord, right?"

Forgettable Guy: "Yeah, but Natsu really impressed us when he beat Gajeel."

Forgettable Gal: "Yeah so we came to see that show and give you this."

The gal said, holding out a perfectly cut primp piece of meat.

Natsu: "WOAHOHOOO!"

Lucy: "You do realize it's still raw?"

Forgettable gal: "Well, it's not like I cooked it for you Girly."

Lucy: "YOU DIDN'T COOK!"

Natsu: "IT LOOKS GREAT!"

Forgettable Gal: "NOT YOU EITHER! I made it for the Little Red Doggy."

Happy: "WoPow!"

Lucy: "But he's a Blue Cat."

Y/n: "She is both Colorblind, Regular Blind and Dumb."

Everyone: "BREAK A LEG!"

Y/n: "I wanna go home..."

And then

They put the YOOOO~ In the show so I had to be accurate...

ANYWAY!

It was time for the Debut performance... and the entire theater was completely packed... the slugman was happy, as everyone prepared to go on stage... except Y/n who sat at the stage curtain rope with Pessimism at the ready.... Pessimism being the brand of Alcohol along with his current mental state.

The Lights in the room darkened as the curtain rose, Lucy's Useless Spirit, Lyra, began to play her harp as she sang for the play's opening. People watched and listened in a mass of awe as a spotlight shined on Erza in her costume.

[Prince Frederick Armor]

Frederick Erza then held her hand out and...

Frederick Erza: "Ah-"

Choked. Immediately Blanking on her Lines.

Grey: "This can't be good..."

Lucy: "She's totally freezing up!"

Natsu: "She's got a mean case of Stage fright."

Happy: "Uh-oh."

Geki: "Dogodogon..."

Y/n: "It's all downhill from here..."

I struggled to narrate as Erza's Legs Trembled, standing there in a of Fear and choked silence... until...

"Frederick" Erza: "Here yee here- oh my name... I'm a Prince! I came to save the Princess! Uh..."

Uhhh noo I can't... Erza then raised her sword as she spoke and moved stiff and shakingly.

"Frederick" Erza: "And I wiEld the power of-"

Lucy: "Oh no, she skipped way ahead, that line's from a completely different scene!"

Y/n: "God this is painful to watch!"

"Frederick" Erza: "ANd I wield the Power- Cause I Have 10 Swords!"

Skipping my breakdown, Erza broke down as she suddenly used her Requip to call upon 10 more non prop weapons with some of them being, A Broom, a Pen, Chopsticks, and a Plunger... before suddenly launching them all over, causing the audience to scream in shock and horror... this is taking way longer to narrate because I'm having such a hard time watching!

Geki: "Ah! The girl is falling apart! Dogodogon!"

Grey: "What should we do?"

Lucy: "We're just gonna have to improvise around her and save the show!"

Natsu: "When do I get to go on stage?"

Lucy: "Shut your trap!"

Y/n: "*Sigh* I'll get the noose."

Happy: "That rope wasn't tied like that before...."

Y/n: "It is now."

Not long after, Lucy, her torso tied around an extra large noose, was lowered down onto the stage by Y/n, who stood on a platform above.

Princess Lucy: "Oh my Beloved Prince Fredrick Please Save me! I'm being held in the clutches of the fiendish brute Signheart!"

Who is Signheart? I dunno because we're just jumpin into this bitch Hog While with No Protection! God be damned!

After taking actually 20 Minutes to try and prepare this next part, because I'm a fuckin wuss. Grey then walked into the scene fucking up even more!

?Signheart? Grey: "I am the Great Julius! If you want to save the princess then you must cross blades with me!"

Audience: "Who the heck's this guy!?"
"Yeah what happened to Signheart!"

AGGHH!! I CAN'T DO IT! I NARRATED 1812! YOU KNOW WHAT FUCKED UP SHIT HAPPENED IN 1812!? WORSE THAN THIS! AND I CAN'T DO IT!

*AHEM!*

After another Minute of Pain... Erza was seen struggling as she stood there shivering in a mass of fear, when suddenly her face turned blue...

Grey: "Woah! She's completely lost it!"

Lucy: "Wait, I've got an idea!"

🗝Open Gate of the Clock Constellation:🗝
🗝Horologium🗝

*POOOOF!*

As gasp sounded as a mass of smoke was kicked up, before Erza was revealed inside of the Spirit in a curled up and blue state.

Horologium: ""We Will fight! DUEL!" The Prince says Timidly."

Grey: "What are you doing?"

Lucy: "The show is dead in the water if brave Prince Frederick passes out before he duels against the Villain!"

"Princess" Lucy: "How good of you to come Great Clock, the brave prince is in dire need of a Moment's Rest!"

After sitting there for a moment, Erza finally perked up.

Frederick Erza: "Finally caught my breath! I'm back!"

Erza announced as she walked out of the clock finally looking like a competent actor.

Julius Grey: "Foolish Prince! It's time for you to meet your Doom! My great Warrior! The DARK KNIGHT!"

Grey announced as another figure suddenly rushed onto the scene, revealing Geki as he roared... but when he went to say his lines...

Dark Knight Geki: "DO-DOGO! DOGODOGON!!!"

Lucy, and Grey cringed as the Sword Spirit translated all of his lines into nonsense... but Erza seemed unfazed as she prepared to face the two... only to fuck up immediately.

"Frederick" Erza: "Uh- very well! I attack you both with- My 10 Swords!"

Summoning 10 more swords, Grey quickly panicked, using Geki as a shield as she launched the swords at him all at once, quickly sending the two of them flying off stage... now with The Princess freed and this actually turning into a play... Erza did her thing...

Princess Lucy: "Prince Fredrick, thank you for saving me!"

"Frederick" Erza: "Please Lady Endericka! Let's get married and have many children! Like 33!"

At this point, Y/n was seen watching from above in so much pain that he couldn't stand it anymore, as Grey walked back onto the scene with Geki by his side.

"Julius" Grey: "The Calm before the Storm Shall Endith Nowith!"

"Dark Knight'' Geki: "DOGO! DOGODOGON!!!"

"Julius" Grey: "Death Awaits Thou! NOW COME FORTH MY-"

*FFFFFFFWWWWWWOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!*

Suddenly a mass of darkness fell from the ceiling, creating a thick and powerful foggy mist, quickly blinding everyone and confusing the cast.

Grey: "What the heck's Goin On Now!?"

Lucy: "I don't know!"

Geki: "Wait... I know this mist... Dogodogon!"

The Blast Mist Swirled together in a fancy motion, before a single figure appeared in the middle of the stage.

??? Y/n: "Your Master."

Lucy: "Y/n?"

??? Y/n: "Foolish Princess! I no longer Go by that name... for you know me now as Demon King Signheart!"

Y/n said actually doing somewhat well acting, as he did his best to save this shit show... but despite the best, some shows just aren't able to be saved.

Signheart Y/n: "Prince Frederick! You did well to defeat my Foolish Minions, Julius and the Dark Knight. Your strength shows that I nolonger need such pathetic Weaklings! BEGONE!"

*SHWOING!*

Grey & Geki: "WWWHHHAAAAA!!!"

Spinning around, Y/n slashed the Ankouken Kurayami at Grey and Geki, sending a blast of Black smoke flying at the off stage as they yelled in genuine surprise, causing Erza's rivalry Instincts to kick in as she jumped infront of Lucy with her sword in hand.

Frederick Erza: "You're Fiend! So you've been behind this! I SHALL STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH MY 10 SWORDS!"

Summoning 10 more swords, Erza quickly launched them at Y/n, but the Delivery Boy was easily able to strike them away before jumping at Erza with Kurayami Raised, the two clashed for a moment before Erza slashed, sending Y/n flying back.

Signheart Y/n: "I must admit you're Strong enough to defeat me! BUT CAN YOU DEFEAT MY BEAST OF PURE DESTRUCTION!"

Princess Lucy: "No, he doesn't mean-"

Signheart Y/n: "COME FORTH AND SCORTCH THIS LAND! MY DRAGON OF DESTRUCTION!"

The stage shook as Horologium poofed out... causing the set to move to the side as Natsu in a large dragon costume being carried by Happy flew into the scene.

Dragon Natsu: "WELL THAT'S MY QUE! RRRAAAHHH!!!"

Natsu flew onto the scene, thrashing around and breathing a mass of fire everywhere.

Dragon Natsu: "I AM A POWERFUL DRAGON I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!"

Y/n laughed maniacally as Grey and Geki ran back onto the scene.

Julius Grey: "Sign Heart! How dare thee bretay usith!"

Dark Knight Geki: "DOGODOGON!"

Signheart Y/n: "THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG AS ALL THAT MATTERS IS MY VICTORY! WHAHAAHAHAHAAAA!"

"Julius" Grey: "Let's Vanquish this Beast!"

"Frederick" Erza: "Yes! We shall slay it!"

"Dark Knight" Geki: "DOGODOGON!"

Audience: "We're those two evil a few seconds ago?"

Jellal level Redemption Arc!
Meanwhile, Happy...

Happy: "So... heavy..."

Happy struggled to lift Natsu... until... he dropped the Dragon...

And then shit hit the fan...

*THOOOM!*

"Signheart" Y/n: "W-Woah... did anyone get the Plate on that Truck... I don't wanna be an Isekai protag..."

Natsu had been dropped ontop of Y/n, crushing him and knocking the Villain unconscious... Lucy on the other hand...

Lucy: "AHHH! I'M ON FIRE! GREY HELP I NEED ICE NOW!"

Lucy's princess dress was on fire... and instead of Grey freezing it away, Erza jumped into action...

*SHI-SHI-SHI-SHI-*

Lucy: "YOU CUT OFF MY DRESS!?"

Lucy's dress was quickly cut to pieces, achieving this episode's Fanservice before Erza wrapped her in some green tarp stuff.

Frederick Erza: "Princess, do you now feel alright?"

Lucy: "HOW DID YOU GET THE LEAD IN THIS PLAY!?"

Natsu: "THAT HURT! GGGGRRRRAAAHHH!!"

Grey: "WOULD YOU COOL IT NATSU!"

Y/n: "GGGRRRAAAHHH! YOU WIZARD BASTARDS! FIRST YOU DRAG MY INTO THIS AND NOW YOU START RUINING EVERYTHING! GEKI SWORD MODE!"

Geki: "DOGODOGON!"

As Natsu began shooting a mass of fire again, Grey got ready to attack and stop him... only for Natsu to sent flying as Y/n got Angy, Gripping Kurayami and Gekido in both hands, as he started attacking both Natsu and Grey, starting an all out brawl between the boys... Seeing the mass of damage the boys were causing, caused Erza to suddenly snap out of Acting mode.

Erza: "AAAGGHHH! I HAVE NO CHOICE! PUNISHMENT AWAITS YOU SCOUNDRELS!"

Y/n: "BRING IT SWORD HOARDER!!"

Natsu: "GGGRRRAAAHHH!!"

Grey: "STOP BREATHING FIRE FOR A SECOND YOU STUPID PYRO!"

🌏
DOGO! DOGODOGON!!!

Lucy: "THIS IS WAY OUT OF HAND!"

The Chaos then quickly went from 99% to 100% as the Theater House Split in half before crumbling to pieces. Leaving only the stage and the seats as everyone cheered for the battle between Prince Frederick, The Dragon, Julius and Signheart... which was just more chaos... in the end the Slugman was happy as everyone was enjoying said chaos happily.

《Timeskip》

One week later, in a circus tent, the Show for Frederick and Yanderic had a large Billboard, which was the original but edited to show the likenesses of our heroes, along with Y/n in his Calibur armor.

Slugman: "I truly can't believe what a hit this show has become! Especially with these lousy actors I've got!"

In the Cast Room, our heroes were seen Struggling... except for Erza who was doing Voice Warm-ups, while Y/n just laid back reading a Comic Book.

Natsu: "Come on man, would you just give us our money already?"

Grey: "I can't keep doing 3 performances a Day."

Slugman: "PERK UP! THE SHOW MUST GO ON YOU LAZY BUMS!"

Geki: "DOGODOGON!"

The others let out a heavy sigh, while Y/n put down his Comic Book and turned towards Lucy.

Y/n: "Yo, BlonDSM."

Lucy: "Yeah..."

Y/n: "... Sorry about what I said all that time ago. Wizards aren't good for anything but Destruction... But these last few weeks have taught me that Destruction isn't all bad sometimes. Heck, it can even make a Layman's job like this Hella Fun."

Lucy perked up at this as she turned towards the Swordsman seeing a smile on his face, as he opened his book again.

Lucy: "Hehe, I guess you're right. But I still don't get why so many people keep showing up to see our Horrible Acting..."

Hey, sometimes Shows are so bad they're great.

Lucy: "Seriously?"

Yeah, the Room's a Masterpiece. I'll ask the boss if I can send it to you... after you do this play 7 More times.

Lucy: "WHAT!? NOOO! I WANNA GO HOME!"

The F in Filler Stands for Fun! Unless it's the Key of the Starry Sky Arc! SCREW THAT ARC!

OR ANY ARC WITH THE FOXY PIRATES IN ONE PIECE! I SWEAR TO GO-

..... I don't have anything to really say here... I wrote most of that while Brain Dead...

Anyway, I'm going back to watching the Long Ring Long Land Arc of One Piece... why am I torturing myself like this?

.......

Anyway