[Hey! Remember how sucky the ending of the last chapter was? Yeah forget about that, and enjoy this opening in its place!]
-The Narrator!

[EARTHBOUND GOOD!]

The Sun Slowly rose on a brand new day in Magnolia. The people of Magnolia then began to awaken as they got ready for their relatively peaceful day... Yeah those weren't gonna last for the next few arcs... anyway- MOST NORMAL PEOPLE! Were just getting up and ready for their days... but as we have already figured out, our Stupid Fuckin Bitch Liquid Protagonist, and yes I'm going to keep calling him that, he had awoken at the break of fucking dawn, and being the Workaholic he was, quickly did a mass of Paperwork that any normal person would call "Abuse", Y/n finally got out of his Pajamas and finally into his normal clothes as he was ready for the rest of his day, done with his more boring work while everyone else just finished getting ready for the beginning of their workday. I call him a Workaholic for a reason, this man does Abuse Levels of Paperwork everyday right after he wakes up in the morning... he is addicted to the Mundane... an addiction that nobody has ever had in the history of existence.

After stretching his small body, the short protagonist flung his cape around his neck before he strapped the broken cuff back onto his right wrist, yeah remember that character Design choice I kept? Well it has a reason... I'm just not telling you that yet. While maintaining the large bang Y/n used to hide his left eye, it was finally revealed to the Readers! Now, while the protagonist's right eye was a Bright Starry Blue, so starry that you could see constellations in it if you looked deep enough, his left eye was a bit different.

"Awgh!"

I hear you thinking.

"A main character with two different colored eyes, for someone who bitches about Overrated things in Fanfic, you use a pretty overrated Character Design."

And to that I say, Shut the fuck up!

Now, Y/n's left eye was different from his right, as even though it was the Same Color... his Pupil was very different... Where Pupils are supposed to be little round black things, Y/n's left one was different, as instead of being a Circle, Y/n's left eye was actually in the shape of a Hendecagram, or a 11-Pointed Star for those who didn't Major in Geometry. Staring at his Left eye for a moment, Y/n lifted up his left hand before flexing it into a fist and back open, causing the palm of the boy's hand to shine for a second, as the Kaenken Rekka symbol was revealed in it. But as this symbol appeared, Y/n's Hendecagram Pupil changed shape, rearranging itself to look like a Ball of Fire, while a strand of his Hair to the left most side of his head turned into a Deep Crimson.

💧 "Sir, you've started using your own power again?"

Y/n: "Eh, kinda. I'm gonna have to stop transforming for a bit to get the Magic Council off my ass, so I might aswell bust Tag back out again."

... I'm gonna have to explain this shit aren't I? Y'know what! I bet some people already know what this Tag power is, so I'm gonna explain exactly what it does when it becomes relevant again. Anyway!

💧 "That does sound smart..."

🔶️ "Hold on! You planning to fight someone? Oh! Please tell me we're going to kick that Laxus ass in his Dickbutt!"

Y/n: "No we aren't going to fight him... but something tells me we're going to have to in the future..."

... You know what would be funny? If that didn't happen.

As Y/n finished up with his hair, he opened the door to his room/office and walked back out into the Seiken Delivery Agency's main floor. As the founder of the Agency walked through the Building, he was happy to see everyone having a nice time. An Agent was seen taking an Delivery and going off with it, while others were just seen hanging around the Agency... Some people could be seen coming inside and going up to Odd, who ran the front desk, Placing Delivery orders, the confusion obvious in their eyes as they mistook the Agency for a Wizard's Guild for a moment. Kate could be seen politely yelling at the new, "Wizard Relations Section'' that Y/n had set up yesterday. A smile appeared on his face as Y/n went to the Delivery Request Board, he looked over the different papers that had been pinned and was about to pick one. For once it seemed like Y/n was going to have a normal day as a Layman... bbbuuuttt... we all know that that wasn't going to last very long, so let's get past all the happy shit and get to the Impending Chaos!

Y/n: "Hmm... Which one should I pick this time? I need a break away from Fairy Tail... so someplace far away... maybe in another kingdom?"

⭐ "........"

Y/n: "Hmm maybe... that town is pretty great, small, not very many wizards, plus I could pick up the next volume of DynaKing while I'm there. But it is pretty far... something crazy might happen while we're gone..."

🎶 "*GASP!* RomaVilla! That place has some killer Music Shops! We could get some new vinyls!"

🎵 "I'd prefer Yoobtum, they have a very nice Candy place."

Y/n: "Roma does have some killer music, but that candy shop in Yoontum is amazing too... hmm... dammit, I can't decide at all!"

"Hey Dumbass, how about you stop going on pointless Deliveries and actually look at the memos I leave you, idiot."

Holy shit somebody else said it! Anyway this new voice caused Y/n to gain an annoyed expression as he turned around to face this new character.

Y/n: "Hey Nana-"

*Fffwwwooooo-*

As Y/n turned to face this new figure he quickly flinched as a mass of Smoke was blown into his face, revealing the character's new form.

[Nanami Roshi]
[The Bitch of Seiken]
[Night Shift Worker]

⚡ "Oh, this bitch!"

🎵 "What's she even doing here?"

Y/n: "That's a good question, why are you here Nanami? Don't you usually work the Night Shift with Horoke?"

Nanami: "*Sigh* The only reason I'm here is because you're dumbass would have missed this if I wasn't. Now take it so I can go to bed."

Nanami said, blowing out more smoke into Y/n's face, annoying the boy as the tired looking girl pulled and held out a Piece of Paper. Y/n glared at the girl for a moment, before snatching the paper out of her hand. Looking down at the paper, Y/n's eyes then suddenly widened at it's details.

Y/n: "W-Woah! T-This is an Urgent Special Requested Delivery!"

Nanami: "Yeah, and it's a Deliver that's specifically requesting for you to deliver it. This weird Pink guy wearing a fake mustache and a cat on his head made the request last night. It's supposed to go to some girl named Lucy Heartfilia at Hargeon. And it needs to be delivered ASAP."

Y/n: "The Port Town? AH! They must need it delivered to her before she goes on a mission! Aw man! If I mess this up then I might just find myself in another Eisenwald Incident... No! I'm not gonna let that happen! I'll get this package to her and then get the hell out before they can drag me into more trouble!"

Nanami: "... Whatever, in going back to bed."

Nanami said as she walked off, but not before blowing more smoke into Y/n's face, annoying the boy even more.

⚡ "Ugh! I cannot stand her!"

💧 "She is... very irritating..."

🌏 "AGREED! AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN WORK ALL THAT HARD! IT'S FRUSTRATING! DOGODOGON!"

Y/n: "Yeah... maybe I should fire her again? Wait! What am I thinking! We need to get to Hargeon Now!"

Y/n said as he quickly ran into the back room and picked up the to be delivered package before rushing out the door.

As soon as he was out the front door, he pulled out a book, causing it to transform into his Trusty Delivery Bike, the DiagoSpeedy. Strapping the Package onto the back of the bike, the boy the zoomed off towards his destination.

HARGEON!

It's a Port Town, It's Boats 'n Shit! It's also the place where the First Episode of the Series takes place!... and hey! You can even see the train that Every Single Fairy Tail Fanfic Starts In! Anyway...

Lucy: "Oh man, this place sure does bring back memories. It seems like only yesterday when we met here for the first time."

Natsu: "It practically was yesterday, you don't have to get all mushy."

Happy: "Yeah, you sound like an old lady."

Happy said before he shoved his paw into his mouth as Lucy shot a glare at him, before moving onwards. In my testing I've found out that Lucy only hears me when I'm talking off Script! So if I whisper I can talk about how annoying her being able to hear me i-

Lucy: "I get it Happy!"

Happy: "I didn't even say anything that time!"

Lucy: "Anyway, Let's go find a boat that takes us to Galuna."

Natsu: "Are you crazy!? Forget the boat, why don't we all just Swim For It!"

Lucy: "And you think I'm the one who's crazy?"

Their both pretty stupid in my opinion...

Lucy: "SHUT IT HAPPY!"

Happy: "I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!"

After that stupidity, Natsu and Lucy were seen going up and down the Docks looking for a boat that would take them to an Island called Galuna... but unfortunately...

Shipboi 1: "Galuna island? Not for a Million Jewel!"

Shipboi 2: "Round here it's even bad luck to mention that name."

And the next...

Shipboi 3: "Sorry kids, but I don't think anyone here would be willing to take you."

Shipboi 4: "That island's cursed, so unless you got a death wish to even mention that name."

And then next...

"Non-Important" Shipboi: "Don't know why you'd wanna go there, but no sailor worth his Sauce is gonna take you to Galuna. Not even Pirates will go near that place."

The man said as a weird as fuck little pig man came up to the surface of the water and farted before sinking back down... that's seriously in the episode... anyway...

Lucy: "Are you serious?"

Natsu: "Looks like we're gonna be swimming after all."

Lucy: "WE'RE NOT SWIMMING NATSU!"

"We found you~"

Natsu & Lucy: "WWWHHHAAAA!"

As Lucy yelled at Natsu, suddenly a familiar voice spoke up, causing the duo to jump in shock as they turned around only to be faced with some, as the voices entailed, Familiar Guild Members.

Lucy: "It's Grey! And Levy?"

Natsu: "What are you two doing here!?"

Grey: "Gramps found out about your Hairbrained Scheme and sent me here to bring you back!"

Levy: "And then I tagged along knowing that, the two of them would just end up Fighting non-stop... also to stop Grey for getting arrested for Streaking, which almost happened."

Grey: "That wasn't my fault!"

Levy: "It was 100% you're fault."

Grey: "Anyway, we're going back to the guild and stopping your stupidity."

Natsu: "But why!? We're not in danger yet!"

Levy: "Guys, you could get kicked out of rhe Guild for something like this!"

Lucy: "Kicked out!?"

Levy: "If you guys come back now then I'll help make sure that doesn't happen."

Natsu: "Well we don't care! Lucy and I have already made up our minds! We're going on this S-Class Quest!"

Lucy: "DON'T YOU PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH!"

Grey: "Man, you are way out of your league!"

Levy: "Y'know... When Erza finds out about this she's gonna be super angry."

A suddenly feeling of what I like to call, "Hindsight", then slammed onto the group when they heard this.

Happy: "WWWHHHAAA!!"

Happy cried before he flew over hiding behind Grey and Levy.

Happy: "Please guys, you've gotta save me! I told them this was a bad idea but they forced me to come along!"

Lucy: "YOU ARE SUCH A LIER!"

Natsu: "I have to prove my power to Erza! So like it or not I'm doin this!"

Grey: "Master ordered us to bring you home! I'll drag you back to Fairy Tail if I have to! Don't make me hurt you, "Buddy!""

Natsu: "I'd like to see you try!"

Levy: "*Sigh* I knew something like this was gonna happen..."

The two of them yelled as they summoned a mass of Ice and Fire into their hands, ready to clash. But seeing this quickly caught the Boatman's attention.

Boatman: "Excuse me, but are you wizards? Have you come to lift the curse on the island?"

Natsu: "Yeah!"

Lucy: "Well, maybe?"

Grey: "Not gonna happen!"

Levy: "This is a Seriously bad idea..."

The boat man stared for a moment before.

Boatman: "Get in!"

Lucy: "What?"

Natsu: "Seriously!"

For Real!? -Blonde Idiot

Grey: "No Wa-"

*BLAM!*

Natsu then suddenly kicked Grey, easily knocking him unconscious as Levy watched in a mass of shock.

Natsu: "LUCY! QUICK, KNOCK LEVY OUT!"

Lucy & Levy: "WHAT!?"

Natsu: "We Can't let her go back and tell the Guild! Cause the next person they'll send us Erza! So we have to bring her with us!"

Levy: "Wait! I'll just go with you guys! I don't stand a chance fighting against you..."

Natsu: "Alright then! Everything worked out!"

Lucy: "Taking an S-Class Quest and then kidnapping two of our fellow Guildmates... We are seriously gonna get kicked out for this..."

Levy: "And now I'm an accomplice..."

Happy: "Aye! You're both doomed!"

For once I agree with the Cat.

Lucy: "*Sigh* I was waiting for when you'd show up..."

To be honest I was here the entire time quietly making fun of you.

Lucy: "THAT WAS YOU!?"

Levy: "Who's she talking to?"

Happy: "Lucy always goes crazy like then whenever we go on missions now."

Lucy: "I'm not Crazy! You just can't hear this Jerk!"

Boatman: "Are... you all ready to go?"

Lucy: "I think so..."

Natsu: "Nope! We're still waiting on one more person!"

Lucy & Levy: "One more?"

Happy: "Aye! And he should be here any second now!"

............ huh I thought it was gonna cut somebody o-

*VRRRM!*

⚔
"HASSHA BAKUSŌ!"
[Launch Bombing!]

"🎵Taiya O~! Hirake~! Hinku No Body Ga Mewosamasu!🎶"
[🎵Open The Tires And The Crimson Body Awakens!🎶]

"Tsurugi Ga Shinboru Hashiru Moji Maigō Tokubetsu Kasoku!"
[The Sword Is A Symbol! Running characters! Special Acceleration For Each Issue!]

"🎵Diagospeedy~!🎶"

*CLASHING-VRVRVRRRMMMM!!!*

Y/n: "INCOMING!
A HYPERSPEED URGENT SPECIAL SEIKEN DELIVERY!
HAS ARRIVED!"

*SSSCCCCRRRRTTTT!!!*

Suddenly arriving, Yes I'm going to use that copy every time Diagospeedy suddenly appears, Y/n atop his Diago speed raced onto the scene, drifting to a stop... but as the speed he was going, Y/n easily missed his stop and drifted way past the wizards... after coming to a stop the boy hopped off his bike and transformed it back into a book before he raced over to the group with the box in hand.

Y/n: "Lucy!"

Lucy: "Y/n? The heck are you doing here?"

Y/n: "I've come to make an Urgent Special Hyperspeed Delivery for you! Here ya go!"

Y/n said as he handed the box over to the extremely confused Lucy.

Lucy: "Hold on a second, who's this even from?"

Y/n: "No idea. All I know is that the guy who requested the Delivery was some Pink dude with a Mustache and a Cat for a Hat."

Y/n said as an image appeared in his mind, revealing a man with Pink Skin wearing a Hat designed to look like a Tabby Cat on his head... but as the thought bubble slowly switched over to Lucy, it quickly changed the image to Natsu wearing a Fake Mustache with Happy lying on his head.

Lucy: "O-Oh... I'm so sorry for everything that's about to happen..."

Y/n: "Eh?"

Natsu: "HYAH!"

*BBBLLLAAAMMM!!!*

Y/n: "GAHA-"

*Ding!*

Natsu: "Alright! We're ready to go!"

Natsu held an Unconsciousness Grey and Y/n under his arms with a giant smile on his face as he jumped onto the boat.

Levy: "... We are so done for..."

Lucy: "Aye..."

This is gonna be a Fun Arc.

Lucy: "Why do you enjoy our Pain?"

BECAUSE I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON!

《Timeskip》

Sick Natsu: "HURGH! Boats... suck..."

It was now the middle of the night as Natsu hung over the side of the boat that sailed over the somewhat calm seas.

Lucy: "Ok, now I'm starting to get scared."

Levy: "We're heading towards an S-Class Cursed Island who wouldn't be."

Grey: "Well look on the brightside, atleast you're not tied up to the Delivery Boy!"

Y/n: "I hate all of you..."

Inside of the boat, Grey was seen tied up back to back with Y/n while Levy sat next to Lucy, writing in a small book as the boat continued on it's way, all the while a Menacing and Murderous aura radiating from the protagonist.

Y/n: "Why the hell did you even bring me with you guys!?"

Happy: "Because you're super strong!"

Y/n: "Great, so I'm the emergency gear... I hate this."

🔶️ "Speak for yourself. Going to a Cursed Island sounds like one hellova fun time! Imagine all the monsters we get to fight!"

🌏 "WE COMPLETED THE DELIVERY SO THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS! DOGODOGON!"

Y/n: "THE ONLY THING INISDE OF THE BOX WAS ANOTHER BOX! GGGRRRAAAHHH! Hey! Ugly Boatman, why the hell are you even taking us to this cursed island? If I'm being forced to go I might aswell get some exposition."

Ugly Boatman: "The name is BoBo, not Ugly Boatman."

Y/n: "That's still a Stupid name..."

BoBo: "And if you must know, I used to be a Citizen of Galuna Island, but I had to flee, I just couldn't take it anymore."

Y/n: "Oh wow, that's so interesting, tell us more of your Sad Backstory."

Levy: "Please shut up Y/n."

Y/n: "Grrr- Fine! but only because you said please."

BoBo: "I should warn you. Tragedy befalls anyone who steps foot on the island, that is, unless you're able to lift the curse."

The man said before he threw his cloak to the side, revealing his odd Insect Like Demon arm.

BoBo: "This Vile Demon's Curse."

Grey: "Woah, You're arm, what happened to it."

Y/n: "His arm looks fine, the rest of him doesn't fit."

*Bonk!*

Levy: "Quit being rude."

Y/n: "Sorry, I'm a little pissed because I've been kidnapped!"

🔥 "She was too..."

Y/n thoughts: "I know!"

Levy: "Hey, I was kidnapped too!"

Y/n: "I already said I know!"

BoBo: "... We're almost there..."

BoBo began before he pointed at an island in the distance, a small moutain ontop shinning with an oddly bright light.

BoBo: "That's Galuna Island."

Lucy: "Why's the moutain top glowing like that?"

.......

Y/n: "Oh hey, Sadsacks is gone."

Levy: "Gah!? Where's he go!?"

Lucy: "He really is gone!"

Grey: "Uh! Guys..."

Happy: "Did he fall out or something?"

Grey: "Guys!"

Levy: "But we didn't hear a Splash at all."

Y/n: "OH GREAT! We got a ride to the middle of Nowhere on a Ghost Boat!"

Lucy: "Hold on a sec, what's that sound?"

Grey: "LOOK BEHIND US YOU IDIOTS!"

Looking behind themselves... a Gigantic Wave of water was seen bearing down on the group... oh so that's why the sea was so calm.

Levy & Lucy: "TSUNAMI!!!"

Y/n: "HAHAHA! WE ARE SO GONNA DI-"

*SSSPPPLLLAAASSSHHH!!!!*

《Timeskip》

GALUNA ISLAND!

.... It's kinda shaped like a Rathian/Rathalos head...

On the beach of the island, our heroes, and Y/n, were seen washed up and their boat destroyed as one by one they awoke.

Natsu: "Looks like we made it you guys!"

Lucy: "We're lucky that wave washed us ashore."

Levy: "I wouldn't call almost dying Lucky..."

Grey: "Atleast we aren't dead."

Y/n: "Why have I been dragged into another stupid adventure with you assholes..."

Lucy: "I can't help but wonder about the guy who brought us here."

Levy: "Yeah, he just kinda vanished out of mid air..."

Y/n: "He was just a Ghost."

Lucy & Levy: "No way!"

Natsu: "Forget about that stuff for now and let's go Exploring!"

Happy: "Aye!"

Lucy: "We've been here 30 seconds and you guys have already forgotten about the Mission."

🎵 "This day is going to be a long one..."

Y/n: "You can say that again..."

Lucy had then pulled out the Job paper and read it to the group.

Lucy: "There's only one village on this island. The cheif is the one who put in the request, so I guess we need to try and find him."

Grey: "Not so fast."

Grey said as he suddenly became important again.

Natsu: "Give it up Grey."

Levy: "Honestly... we're already here and our boat's been destroyed, and swimming back is impossible."

Grey: "You're right... and that's why I'm coming with you. I'm not letting you clowns and someone who isn't even in our guild make S-Class before I do. And if you were kicked out the Guild would be pretty boring. Gramps will be upset but if we actually manage to pull this off then he won't be upset for long... plus if we do get kicked out we can all just go to the Seiken Delivery Agency, right?"

Y/n: "Knowing you guys you'd destroy you packages before you even went out the front door. But other than that, the faster we get this done, the faster I get to go home, so you know what that means."

Natsu & Happy: "S-CLASS MISSION TIME!"

《Timeskip》

Y/n: "Welp! It literally took all day, but we finally found this Stupid Fucking Village."

The Idiot said as the group of wizards stood in front of a Large wooden gate with a Keep Out sign on it.

Natsu: "Check out that gate."

Levy: "When they say keep out they really mean it, huh?"

Lucy: "ANYONE HOME? WE CAME HERE TO HELP YOU!"

Lucy yelled, but thanks to her annoying voice nobody responded.

Lucy: "Shut up! My voice is not annoying!"

Happy thoughts: "How did she hear my thoughts!?"

Natsu: "... Why don't we bust in!"

Y/n: "Way ahead of you."

🌏DOUGOUKEN GEKIDO!🌏

Levy: "Put The Sword Down!"

Y/n: "Fine..."

Y/n dispelled the buster sword, when suddenly some new voice was heard.

Gate Guard: "WHO GOES THERE?"

Lucy: "WE'RE WIZARDS FROM FAIRY TAIL! RESPONDING TO YOUR REQUEST!"

Gate Guard: "WHY WEREN'T WE NOTIFIED WHEN WE ACCEPTED THE JOB?"

Y/n: "THAT'S MY JOB! I'M Y/N FROM THE SEIKEN DELIVERY AGENCY, AND THESE idiot WIZARDS WERE SO EXCITED TO HELP THEY HITCHED A RIDE WITH ME! SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE!"

Gate Guard: "THEN LET ME SEE YOUR EMBLEMS, RIGHT NOW! YOU TWO SEIKEN!"

Natsu revealed the Red mark on his right shoulder, Happy the green mark on his back, Lucy the pink one on the Bitch Slap side of her hand, Levy on the left shoulder on her back, and Grey on his chest. Y/n then sighed as he took unwrapped the bandages on his Right arm, before showing it off, revealing the Seiken Delivery Agency's Emblem on said arm.

The Gate Guards were shocked and amazed to see the Wizards as they revealed themselves, before the wooden gate slowly began to rise.

Grey: "You Agency has an emblem?"

Y/n: "Hey, there are some people who thought it would be funny to act like us and deliver Pipe Bombs, so we had to add this stuff."

Y/n said as he began wrapping his bandage up once again.

Levy: "That place really is just like a Wizard Guild, huh?"

Y/n: "No it isn't."

Y/n lied as the gate fully opened, revealing that the Villagers were all covered head to toe in a mass of clothing...

Chief: "I am Moka the village Chief, on behalf of everyone here I welcome you. Pleasantries aside there's something you need to see. Now my people!"

The man said before the Villagers dropped the odd clothing... quickly revealing their odd semi demonic forms.

Y/n: "Woah... that's kinda cool..."

*Bonk!*

Levy: "Will you try to be more sensitive!"

Grey: "It's just like what happened to the Boat guy..."

Natsu: "OH WOW YOUR SIDEBURNS!"

Y/n: "Those are more like SideForestFires!"

Moka: "Not that, I was trying to show you what happened to my arm. Everyone on the island has suffered horrible disfigurement because of this curse, not even the animals have been spared."

Grey: "Excuse me for asking sir, but what makes you think this is a Curse? It could be some kind of infectious disease."

Or their Innerselves manifesting their true desires like in Sweet Home!

Lucy: "Not you too..."

Moka: "We've consulted with Dozens of Doctor's young man, but they all agree that no such disease exists! Our symptoms began around the same time the moon fell under an evil spell."

Levy: "An Evil Spell?"

Moka: "Since ancient times, this Island as absorbed the Light of the Moon, causing it to shine as beautifully as the moon itself, however, several years ago, the moon's color began to change, and an menacing purple color was cast upon the island."

Natsu: "The Moon turned purple?"

🌑 "Yes the moon is the same everywhere else?"

🎶 "Magic's Weird ma dude."

🌑 "Do not call me Dude."

Happy: "Ah! It's coming out from behind the clouds!"

Happy said as the moon indeed came out from behind the clouds, revealing it's purple color as the same light shined down onto the island.

Lucy: "Wow, It really is purple."

Grey: "Man that's creepy lookin..."

Levy: "Yet, oddly beautiful..."

Moka: "It's the curse... stand back, the change is about to begin!"

Suddenly the villagers began to yell out in pain, as the rest of their bodies began to change, transforming them into more demonic forms.

Moka: "Sorry if our appearance frightens you."

Grey: "It's ok, I'm just confused..."

Levy: "Just why is this happening?"

Lucy: "You poor people..."

Y/n: "Woah..."

Natsu: "You guys..."

Natsu & Y/n: "LOOK SO COOL!"

Villagers: "... Huh?"

Natsu: "It's Awesome! You got horns and Stuff! I'm so jealous!"

Y/n: "My transformations are cool and all but none of them are Organic and Mess! Plus I've always had this awesome dream of being an Oni!"

Villagers: "They think we look cool?"
"Nobody's ever said that to us before..."

*Bo-Bonk!*

Natsu & Y/n: "GAH!"

Levy: "Would it kill you guys to act like you have some sense! They don't wanna look like this!"

Natsu: "Huh, seriously? Well I guess we should help then out."

Y/n: "Fine! I'll be nicer, just stop hitting me with that book!"

Moka: "Anyway, as you've witnessed, whenever the purple moon shows itself in the sky, everyone in the village takes on a horrific Demon Form! If it isn't a curse, than what else could it possibly be?"

The man asked as the villager cried a bit... I mean I can see why some people don't like it, since it makes them look ugly as all hell... get it? Cause their Demons!... anyway...

Moka: "We'll return to normal once the sun has risen, however, there are some poor soul who can nolonger switch back to their human forms for they have lost their minds. The fate for them, those unfortunate souls on the grip of madness, we have no choice but to put them to death."

Natsu: "But they might change back to normal some day!"

Moka: "If we wait for that day then the Monsters will surely kill us all! We've tried capturing them but they always broke free... it's no use... once it takes hold there is no way to save them... I should know... I was forced to kill my very own son..."

The man said as tears fell from his eyes, holding up a picture of his son... who was also the man from the boat... Fuckin! Who names their kid BoBo!?

Lucy: "But, that's the guy from the boat!"

Y/n: "Wait he really was a Ghost!? I was just fuckin around!"

Levy: "I guess that explains how he disappeared... a Restless Soul trying to rescue his family from a curse that he couldn't survive..."

Moka: "Please lift the evil curse from our island! If this goes in for much longer than we may all fall victim to it... we'll die!"

Natsu: "WE AREN'T GONNA LET THAT HAPPEN!"

Y/n: "A curse is just a long lasting bad spell, and If a spell exists then it can be dispelled, I know that much. But the question is... how do we do that?"

Moka: "There's only one way this curse can be lifted... the Moon... THE MOON MUST BE WHIPPED FROM THE SKY!"

Natsu: "...."

Lucy: "...."

Grey: "...."

Levy: "....."

Y/n: ".... That it? Alri-"

*SLAP!*

Levy: "Hehehe! Just excuse us for a moment!"

《Timeskip》

Our heroes were seen inside of one of the Villagers Houses, taking refuge for the moments. Happy was seen looking out the house's window and towards the moon as it sat above them, shinning it's eerie violet color.

Happy: "I never knew the moon could be so creepy..."

Lucy: "Hurry and close the window, you heard what the chief said! We've gotta stay out of the moonlight! You may not care, but I don't wanna risk turning into some freaky looking monster!"

I mean...

Lucy: "SHUT IT!"

Natsu: "I'm not sure about this job guys."

Grey: "Do these people really think we can destroy the moon?"

Levy: "The the amount of Mana alone needed to get a spell to that high is insanely high, and that's not even taking into the account how powerful that spell would need to be inorder to even make a visible dent in the moon."

Y/n: "I mean, I could do it easy. Back in my prime I could have destroyed an entire planet with a single swing!"

Grey: "Aren't you only 2 years older than us?"

Y/n: "As far as you know..."

Nstsu: "I wonder how many punches it would take? Do you think I handle it?"

Grey: "Don't be stupid man."

Lucy: "Natsu, there's no wizard alive strong enough to do that."

.... Acnologia maybe...

Lucy: "Who?"

Ehh you're learn in a few months...

Natsu: "But that's the job we were hired to do isn't it? We can't just take a job and back out, that would make Fairy Tail look bad."

🌏 "THE PINK BOY IS RIGHT! A JOB WORTH BEING PAID FOR NEEDS TO BE DONE! NO MATTER THE ODDS! DOGODOGON"

Y/n: "Great, now you've got Geki on your side..."

Natsu: "That Giant Turtle? *GASP!* Maybe he can break the moon for us?"

🌏 "I CAN'T EVEN GET UP THERE, LET ALONE DESTROY IT... DOGODOGON!"

Y/n: "Yeah, when it comes to jumping, Geki ain't that good at it."

Natsu: "Crap. Then I'll just have to punch it myself then..."

Levy: "Natsu, what these guys are asking for can't be done! Even the greatest Wizard in the world wouldn't even come close to doing it!"

Grey: "She's right, how are you even gonna get to the moon anyway?"

Natsu: "With Happy."

Happy: "Huh!? I don't think so..."

Lucy: "Ok, we can't destroy the moon... but if we do some investigating, then we could find a different way to dispell the curse from the island."

Y/n: "Or I could do it."

Levy: "When we said no Wizard alive could destroy the moon, that applies to Delivery Boys too."

Y/n: "Fine, don't believe in me then..."

Suddenly a shirt flew through the air and landed on the griund... revealing that Grey was wearing nothing but his underwear again...

Grey: "You kids can do what you want, but after the day I've had, I need some shut eye."

Levy: "That actually sounds like a good idea..."

Lucy: "The fact that you're so ok with Grey undressing like that worries me..."

... I just noticed that Lucy has a Wigged Smash ball made out of the JoJo's Arrow on the back of her outfit in this scene...

See!

Lucy: "Will you get back on track Mr. Narrator!"

Fine!

Natsu: "Alright then! Our investigation starts tomorrow morning! I'm hittin the sack!"

Being In The Sack is another saying for Fuckin.

Lucy: "Ok, I preferred it when you were off track..."

Levy: "Goodnight Lucy, goodnight Lucy's imaginary friend."

Lucy: "He's not imaginary! And he's not my friend either!"

Y/n: "I really just wanna go home..."

⭐ "......"

Y/n: "Shut up Sai..."

《Timeskip》

The sun had risen into the sky as our Heroes, and Y/n, got ready to dispel the curse by not blowing the moon up.

Natsu: "It's so early..."

Grey: "Yeah, I'm never up at this time..."

Levy: "Tired..."

Y/n: "Weaklings. I wake up and get started on work before the sun's even out."

Levy: "You're weird..."

Lucy: "Alright team! Natsu and Grey's snoring kept me up all night, so we're gonna start searching for a Cure to this Curse with no complaining!"

Natsu, Grey & Levy: "Alright..."

Lucy: "Open!
Gate of the Clock Constellation:
Horologium!"

*CRASH!*

"HmHmHmm! The time is 7:48."

*DONG!*

[Horologium]
[Peak Character Design]
[He's a Clock? What do you expect me to say?]

Our heroes, and Y/n, were seen walking through the Island's... Jungle? Forest? It's a tropical island so I think it would be called a Jungle, right?... hold on one second. Shinobi showed my ass up with the Polearm thing during Erza's first fight so I'm looking this up...

Jungle: an area of land overgrown with dense forest and tangled vegetation, typically in the tropics...

So yeah, Jungle.

*AHEM!*

Our heroes, and Y/n, were seen walking through the Island's Jungle, with Lucy sat inside of her Celestial Spirit, allowing it to walk for her as the group talked amongst themselves.

Natsu: "You really think we'll find another way to lift the curse?"

Y/n: "No."

🌑 "Anything can be destroyed if you try hard enough."

Levy: "We don't have that much of a choice in the matter... Besides, even if we were able to destroy the moon, that would cause a lot more harm than good for the rest of the world."

Natsu: "Ah! You're right! If we took out the moon then Tides would be Gone and the night would be Pitch Black!"

Y/n: "I'm surprised you know that much about the world."

Happy: "Without it Salmon could go extinct and they're my favorite fish."

Grey: "I'm not so sure about that one."

Horologium: ""Would you guys keep it down, we don't know what's lurking out here so we shouldn't draw any attention." The lady demands impatiently."

Natsu: "You should walk on your own."

Levy: "It does seem kinda cruel to have your Spirit walk for you like that..."

Y/n: "If you walked for yourself then you'd have the leg muscles to stand back and pose better while your spirits do all your work for you..."

... As a Pokémon fan I can't say shit about that... anyway...

Horologium: ""Listen, this curse is freaking me out and I'm scared." She says nervously."

Natsu: "ARE YOU KIDDING MY THIS IS AWESOME! S-CLASS QUESTS RULE!"

Levy: "I'm actually getting really excited for this! It's like we're real S-Class Wizards!"

Levy thoughts: "I also get to see the Legendary Dragon Knight in action again! This is the best!"

Grey: "I bet I could probably freeze that curse."

... how?

Y/n: "How much you willing to bet that I'm gonna have to beat up a Zeref Demon by the end of this, FOR THE FOURTH TIME NOW!"

Levy: "Fourth?"

Y/n: "Ever hear about the Tanja Town Incident?"

Levy: "Wait, that was you? The newspaper always said that it was the Black Phoenix Guild that took care of it?"

Y/n: "Why would I wanna be in the news?"

Levy: "Fair point..."

Horologium: ""You guys are Idiots!" She retorts disparagingly."

Happy: "Aye..."

As the *Ahem* Dumbass Dragon, Foolish Fangirl, Stupid Stripper, Pathetic Protagonist, and Counterproductive Cat all continued on their way, with the Lazy Lampooner following behind inside of the Cool Clock, an odd rumbling sound appeared in a rhythm, slowly getting louder and more vio- They were footsteps, BIG footsteps... until they suddenly stopped.

Natsu: "What's tha-AHHH!"

Natsu said as he and the others turned... only to come face to face with a gigantic rat creature... wearing a Maid Outfit... Fuckin... this bitch, alright I'm ready for it.

Natsu: "WOAH! WHAT THE-"

Grey: "IT'S HUGE!"

Levy: "MONSTER!"

Y/n: "ALREADY!? WE JUST GOT OUT HERE!"

Horologium: ""What are you waiting for!? Beat it up you guys!" She yells frantically."

As the... Future Obstacle, took a deep breath, Grey & Levy acted quickly, with Grey reusing the animation of him activating his magic, but now with different clothing, and Levy quickly pulling a Multicolored Light pen out of her pocket as she spun it around before writing in the air.

Grey:
"Ice Make: Shield!"

Levy:
"EDIT SCRIPT: UNBREAKABLE!"

*SSSSHHHHIIIII!*
*FWO-SHIN!*

Grey slammed his fist down causing a giant flake of ice to appear while Levy's word flew forwards and slammed into the Ice Shield, making it shine with new power as the spell gained the Adjective of "Unbreakable" turning the Ice Guard into a Perfect one. As soon as this happened, the Giant Trash Rat let out a powerful smoky breath attack... meant hitting the Shield did little to nothing as smoke, being a gas, just moved around the solid with ease, easily blinding everyone.

Horologium: ""Oh no, what's wrong?... did you really just sneak in here?" "Aye!" Answers the little blue ca-
*Cough Cough!*"

The clock man poofed back into the Celestial Spirit world leaving Lucy and Happy in the open, causing them to come to a quick conclusion as the smoke went up their nose.

Lucy & Happy: "STINKY!"

Sometimes I am very happy I can see and hear what they do, and not smell it... sometimes I wish I did so I could describe things more accurately, but being several dimensions away from the action makes that kinda hard. Anyway, the giant rat laughed a bit as it came out of the smoke, revealing to the characters that it indeed was a gigantic Rat... because they did that thing where they barely put a Shadow Filter over the thing so it's beyond easy to see and not a Surprise... which is the same problem in most most shows where characters put on a mask that only covers their eyes and they're suddenly a completely different person. Imagine if they did that shit with Red-X in the original Teen Titans, that twist would suck if they did...

Lucy: "IT'S A RAT!"

Forgot about that for a second... Natsu was seen on the ground holding his nose in a mass of pain as the rat slowly approached the idiots.

Levy: "U-Uh! Guys it's getting closer!"

Grey: "Natsu! Get up man!"

Happy: "A Dragon Slayer's nose is more powerful than Most! He's down for the count!"

The rat laughed as it rolled for intimidation.

Let's see here...

*Cla-Clack*

14.

The Rat's smile grew as it let out a Horse Breath, expelling some of the stinky smoke from before.

Now then time for the party.

Fuckin... my luck is ass...

[Actually rolled a d20 for this part btw]

Natsu: "RUN AWAYYYY!!!"

Natsu and the others then quickly began running away as the Rat chased after them with extreme speed with the Rat Breathing Stink at them over and over, forcing Happy to carry Natsu and fly as he had Xs for eyes.

...I rolled a fucking 1...

As the group ran away, someone finally realized the stupidity of this situation.

🔶️ "... Is stink breath the only thing this rat can do?"

Y/n: "......"

🌏DOUGOUKEN GEKIDO🌏

Y/n: "YOU RAT BASTARD!!!"

🌏
"GENBU SHINWA!
GEKIDO RANDOKUGEKI!
DOGODOGON!"

*FWOOO-CCCRRRAAASSSHHH!!!*

Rat Bastard: "WWWHHAAA-"

*THOOOM!*

Extending his Buster Sword, Y/n slammed it onto the ground, causing a Shockwave to go across the earth, easily knocking the Rat onto its face.

Natsu: "You should have done that in the first place!"

Y/n: "You ran from a Rat with the power of Bad Breath! How are you a Dragon Slayer!?"

Levy: "Guys look! There's a building over there!"

Lucy: "We should hide while we have the chanc-"

Grey, Natsu & Y/n: "WE SHOULD KICK IT'S ASS WHILE WE HAVE THE CHANCE!"

The three of them said as they attacked the giant Rat's Face, making it cry, while the girls stared in annoyance.

Levy: "Boys will be boys I guess..."

Lucy: "Give me a break..."

《One Rat Ass Kicking Later》

Our Heroes, and Y/n had entered the temple of the moon... which might not be it's real name, maybe the Lunar Temple or something, but hey, there's moon art and shit all over this bitch, so I don't care... oh yeah, and the temple was in ruins.

Lucy: "This place is Massive!"

Natsu: "And it's falling apart."

Levy: "Nobody must have come in this place in a long time."

Grey: "I wonder how old it is."

Y/n: "Probably way too ancient for us to figure out."

The group said as they observed the temple's inside, before Natsu noticed something.

Natsu: "What's that?"

Y/n: "It's a Crescent Moon Symbol you idiot, you know how the moon affects the Tides and not that?"

Levy: "It makes sense, this is Galuna island, the Island of the Moon."

Grey: "So we're on Galuna Island, with a Curse of the Moon, in a Moon Temple with a bunch of Moon Symbols..."

Lucy: "What does this all mean?"

Y/n: ".... Oh! The moon has a Demon Sealed Inside of it!"

Levy: "You stole that from a Comic Book."

Y/n: "It could be real!"

Natsu: "This place really is a Wreck, the floor doesn't even look safe to walk on."

He said as he stopped on said unsafe looking floor... and as comedy dictates.

*CRASH!*

"WHAAAA!"

The floor then caved in under all of them, causing quite the fall.

Grey: "NATSU YOU IDIOT! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!"

The one Scene from Xenoblade Chronicles... I am referencing a lot of things in this chapter...

*THOOOM!*

The Party hit the ground with some rocks sitting on top of them, landing in what looked to be a cavern of sorts.

Natsu: "IS EVERYONE OK?"

Lucy: "I'd be better if you hadn't knocked out the floor!"

Levy: "What did you think was gonna happen when you Hit the Unstable Looking floor like that!?"

Grey: "Here's an idea! Maybe if you think before you act, maybe you wouldn't cause so much destruction!"

Y/n: "... Too bad that didn't kill me..."

Our team of idiots then looked up at the hole they fell down trying to assess the situation.

Lucy: "Can you fly us out of here, Happy?"

Happy: "No, sorry..."

Levy: "Y/n, can't you summon one of your Sword Spirits to fly us out?"

Y/n: "They're either all too big, can't fly or can't carry anyone."

Grey: "We're underneath the temple..."

Natsu: "Wow! It's a secret Cave! This is so cool! Let's check it out!"

Y/n & Grey: "WOULD YOU QUIT RUNNING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!"

Natsu ran down one of the cave's tunnels happily, until he found himself in a gigantic room with icy mist all around the area.

Natsu: "Woah! Uh, hey guys? What's that?"

Grey: "*Gasp*"

Y/n: "Woaholy shit..."

[?¿?¿?¿?]

[Side note: I love Grey's Dub Va here...]

Levy: "A-A Demon of Zeref..."

🌑 "This demon... it's completely frozen and yet..."

Y/n thoughts: "There's still some Magic Inside of that thing... and it's beyond powerful... way more than Lullaby and Litura..."

Grey: "It's Deliora... But how? How could this happen? Why is it here!? WHAT THE HELL IS IT DOING ON GALUNA ISLAND!?"

Natsu: "You've seen this thing before?"

Grey: "There's no-... No way..."

Y/n: "Grey, I'm gonna need you to do your thing and chill out for a second."

Grey then took a deep breath, his hystericalness quickly dying down as he calmed himself.

Lucy: "Now, can you tell us about it?"

Grey: "It's Deliora... the Demon of Destruction... But why is it here? IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!"

Grey yelled when suddenly, Levy perked up as the sound of footsteps was heard behind them... The girl quickly motioned for everyone to hide as new figures revealed themselves.

"The Voices seemed to come from down here."

[Yuka Suzuki]
[Eyebrows to put Satsuki's to shame]
[His Magic is just Spark Kirby]

"Grrr-ruff"

[Toby Horhorta]
[.... I honestly have no idea what to say...]

"....."

"HAHAHA! I wonder if someone's down here! They're so dead if they are!"

[Lonnie Stark]
&
[Bomba]
[Annoying as fuck flying Robot Thing]

Yuka: "So Toby, were you exposed to the Moon Drip, you've got those Pointy Ears."

Toby: "I Already told you! They're a Fashion Statement you jerk!"

Bomba: "It's a really freakin Stupid One, Doggy Boi!"

Toby: "GRR! Stop calling me that already! Stupid Doll!"

Bomba: "I am not a Doll, Doggy!"

Lonnie: "... Both of you, shut up..."

Bomba & Toby: "GGGGRRRR! FINE!"

The 2 idiots said as another new figure emerged from offscreen.

"Yuka, Lonnie, Toby... something terrible has happened..."

[Sherry Blendy]
[*Inhale* SHE'S ANNOYING!]

Sherry: "It's Angelica, she's been attacked and I'm sad..."

Toby: "You're moping around because someone beat up you Pet Rat!?"

Bomba: "WHAHAHAHA! WHAT A PATHETIC LOSER!"

Sherry: "She is not a Rat, nor is she a Loser! She's a Brave Hunter Prowling the Jungle to Protect us... she is 💕Love💕"

"Sherry, be silent, for that matters not, for we have much more important matters at hand."

Our next and last new voice said as footsteps and the clanking of armor was heard, approaching, before this new character appeared.

[Rory Britannia]
[Larper]
[His Hair is Dyed that color!]

Rory: "It appears that we have Intruders."

Yuka: "Intruders you say?"

Sherry: "And it's almost time to begin collecting Moonlight again, oh this makes me so sad..."

Bomba: "WE GET IT! Geez! Go cry somewhere else!"

Rory: "Know that this news would Displease the Sub-Zero Emperor, we must dispatch of them before he finds out, and do so before the Moon's First Light."

Yuka: "Agreed."

Bomba: "HEHEHE! This is gonna be Fun!"

Toby: "Grrrr..."

Rory: "If Voices came from here then they must have seen Deliora, meaning that we can't allow them to live. We are to kill them before they can even think of getting in our way."

Lonnie: "Understood..."

Sherry: "We'll give them the gift of Eternal Rest... we'll give them 💕Love💕"

Toby: "You're talking about Death, right?"

*Click-Clack!*

Suddenly the sound if rocks falling was heard, but as it was Lonnie was the first to turn towards the sound with a Glare, Drawing one of her magic pistols.

Sherry: "What was that?"

Lonnie: "Moving Footsteps, and getting farther... My Lead."

The girl then dashed off with a mass of speed as the others quickly followed behind her, leaving the cave, as they disappeared down the dark tunnel, Saikou was seen walking back in and giving a thumbs up. Standing up from their hiding spots, the party spoke in a whisper so that the leaving enemy group couldn't hear them.

Y/n: "Nice goin Sai!"

Saikou: "......"

Y/n: "Not translating that... and no."

Natsu: "Come on, we shoulda grabbed them and beat some answers out of them."

Levy: "Not yet. We should investigate some more before we get into any fights."

Natsu: "Man, this job is just getting more and more complicated."

Happy: "Right? Like who's this Sub-Zero Emperor guy?"

Grey: "... More importantly... Deliora... I still don't understand what anyone would want with it. And how the hell were they even able to find it?"

Lucy: "Was it hidden somewhere?"

Y/n: "Most Demons are in some shape or form."

Grey: "Yeah, specifically, Deliora was sealed away. Inside a Glacier on the Northern Continent. A Decade ago, this immortal demon ravaged Ishvan, countless people lost their lives. The woman who taught me how to use my magic, my master, Ur, sacrificed everything just to seal it away. I don't know if it has anything to do with the curse on this Island, but I do know that it doesn't belong here! This Sub-Zero Emperor, We have to find out who they are! If they tarnish my Master's Legacy, They're gonna Regret the Day They Were Born!"

WHAT THE FUCK!? This was supposed to be a Normal 4,000 word chapter! But it ended up being double that!? This is a Single Episode of Fairy Tail, WTF!?

Anyways!

As per usual in my stories we've got changes to the Arc! Features Characters that aren't supposed to be here, New Powers for said character, and New Characters all together!

Hope you enjoyed because I like this Arc... unlike those last two in-between episodes...

ANYWAY!