[OK! Because I can't be bothered to remember or look up any of these people, I will number them as they appear… as Luffy once said in the Enies Lobby Arc, "Fuck the Goverment." 
Also, I started this at like 7PM and finished at 9AM so If you notice a graduate slow down of my remarks here… then I got sleepy...]
-The Narrator

ERA!

It some where in some place, I don't fucking know. This place is important like once and that's way after now so I don't have to care.

It's where the Magic Council meets. What are the magic Council? Magic Government. I can guarantee that my shit explanation is much shorter than that of the actual shows. Now time for stupid shit! Ok it's not that stupid, but I don't like it.

Inside of the large castle-like building were the 9 members of the Magic Council having a Discussion.

Magic Council 1: "The Eisenwald Guild may have been defeated, but that is only one small victory in a Much larger battle."

Magic Council 2: "The Number of Dark Guilds has been growing at quite an alarming rate."

Magic Council 3: "We have to come up with a plan to eliminate them all."

Magic Council 4: "How will we do that?"

Magic Council 1: "However it's done, we cannot allow Zeref's Magic to fall into the wrong hands again."

Magic Council 4: "I don't understand how Eisenwald was able to obtain a tool of forbidden magic in the first place."

Magic Council 2: "I hate to say it, but the blame may extend all the way to the highest levels."

"Whatever the Case. Although they're usually just a thorn in our sides, it seems that Fairy Tail and that Member of the Seiken Delivery Agency proved to be Extremely Useful."

["Siegrain"]
["Magic Council Member"]
[This Mo' Fucker]
[Totally Jellal's twin brother] 
[Redemption Arc? More like Redemption Cliff!]
[His Dub Voice is Cool Tho]

"They took down an entire Guild with only a handful of Wizards, and that Deliver boy was able to, not seal, but complete obliterate a Demon of Zeref with ease. That is quite a feat."

[Ultear] 
[*Inhale* Dis Bitch…] 
[That is all...]

Siegrain: "You may not want to accept it, but that is the reality of this situation. In the end, the attack on the Guild Masters was prevented, Lives were saved, and none of us had to give up our hard earned positions on this Council to save face."

Magic Council 5: "You fool! Are you insinuating that this Council is somehow to blame!"

Yes! He is talking about himself and "Dis Bitch".

Magic Council 1: "Enough of this Nonsense! Fairy Tail's Good deeds are overshadowed by their reckless destruction, and the Seiken Boy's action against that Demon caused even more destruction than those 3 Fairy Tail mages ever could have all because of a Single Dropped Cake! He's more reckless than they are!"

Siegrain: "Then why don't we take the opportunity to discuss the matter with them?"

[At this point this is basically Y/n's theme]

EARLY MORNING!

Inside of the Seiken Delivery Agency's Headquarters, which if you don't remember somehow is based in Magnolia, our Delivery Boy was seen sitting in his, rather large, bedroom, specially at his desk were a lot of Company Paperwork sat… although not surprisingly the workaholic had it already done… despite waking up a few minutes ago… but now the boy sat there frozen… a dead look in eyes as he finished the work, a newspaper was in his hands as he sat there frozen, staring at the front page, which read a fuck ton of alot. But I'll give you the abridged version...

*AHEM!*

"Dark Guild Eisenwald Defeated by Fairy Tail and Seiken Delivery Boy!? 
The Dark Guild Eisenwald had obtained a magic of Grand and Evil power known as Lullaby, and planned to use it's Death Magic to Kill everyone at the Guild Master's Conference in Clover, but 4 members of the Fairy Tail guild, tailed by a Seiken Delivery Worker, were able to defeat the entire guild! But even though the Guild is strong it was shocking to see that the Delivery Agency worker not only defeated Erigor's Ace, the Reaper, on his own, but was also the Sole Reason for Lullaby's Defeat in is Almighty Demon Form, not only destroying the Demon, but creating a gigantic Canyon inside of Clover with a single massive blade, along with summoning the Massive Black Tortoise of the North all because of the Demon messing up his Delivery! If this doesn't speak of the Seiken Delivery Agency's dedication then I don't know what does!"

After that there was some stuff about people thinking that Y/n was already a member of Fairy Tail, or Guild Masters wanting him apart of their Guild, or just raving about how Y/n delivered their orders perfectly in the past and way before they expected, and were shocked to see his power… but Y/n on the other hand… had quickly fallen into a depression once again.

Y/n thoughts: "There it is… the very end of my Dreams as a Layman… posted on every Newspaper this side of the world…"

Y/n said as he sat there staring at the paper for a moment, before he stood up from his chair.

Y/n: "WELP! You know what they say! When someone Ruins your Dream, turn into a Villain and start Killing everyone!"

🎵 ".... Isn't Kurayami the only one who says that?"

Y/n: "Correct! Now then, let's get Evil Jakku! Time to kill all the Guild Masters!"

🌑 "AW YEAH! DESTRUCTION TIME!"

🔥 "Excuse my Language, BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LEAP IN LOGIC!? So what if everyone knows you're Super Strong, you shouldn't have to resort to mass murder because of it!"

Y/n: "I can see that you have a point there Rekka, but there is this other option called Evil which sounds a hellova lot easier."

🔥 "Y/n no!"

Y/n: "Plus, I already gave Kurayami and this book in my hands."

*DOOOOOM~*

🌑 
"JAKKU DRAGON!"

🔥 "Y/N NO!"

🌑 "Y/N YES!"

🔥 "One Week!"

Y/n: "Eh?"

🔥 "Give me one week to prove that Living with your Secret out isn't that Bad and you! And if I convince you then I won't stop you from doing such an Unjust Thing!"

Y/n: "A whole week? We talking 5 days or 7 here?"

🔥 "... 7…"

Y/n: "Ugh! That's so long! Fine! But if you can't convince me that Killing Everyone isn't the right thing to do after 7 days, then I'm just gonna start killing everyone with Kurayami, and I'm taking out Fairy Tail first."

🔥 "F-Fine… After so long of trying to save the world by fighting… I'm not trying to do the same thing by convincing my fellow sword that living life as someone popular isn't so bad… I don't know how my former wielder would feel about this…"

After this Y/n went back to doing paper work for the Seiken Delivery Agency, finishing it all before the work day started. After stretching the workaholic then got out of his Pajamas and into his everyday clothes as he got ready to make Today's Delivery… bbbuuuttt being Y/n, that was nowhere near easy.

"HWAAAA!!!"

*CRASH!*

"C-CrapCrapCrap! O-Oh it's not broken… that's good… AH! I ALMOST FORGOT!"

*KNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCK*

"BO-BOSS! BOSS! THERE'S A PROBLEM! BOSS!"

Hearing a mass of chaos around Y/n's Room/Office, the boy chuckled a bit, smiling as he knew the voice that yelled from outside of his door.

Y/n: "Calm down Odd, whatever the problem is I'm willing to bet it isn't all that bad."

Y/n walked over and opened the door, revealing the little ball of panic that was one of Y/n's Delivery Agents.

Y/n: "Alright Odd, calm down and tell me what's wrong, I bet it isn't all that bad."

"B-But s-sir, it is really bad…"

[Odysseus Maxi]
[Seiken Delivery's Poster Boy]
[Special Delivery Rank Agent]
[Worries and Panics about EVERYTHING]
[Basically, he's a Little Bitch]
[Y/n just calls him Odd for short… and it damn well fits]

Odd was seen fidgeting around a lot as he went quiet, quickly making Y/n uncomfortable as he just stood there.

Y/n: "Eh… aren't you gonna tell me what's wrong?"

Odd: "AH! I ALMOST FORGOT!"

The forgetful bitch said, causing Y/n to sigh in frustration.

Y/n: "Just tell me what's wrong."

Odd: "W-We'll first there a-are some Wizards here asking for you…"

Y/n thoughts: "Oh God… it's already starting… I should just kill them…"

🔥 "I still have one week Y/n!"

Y/n thoughts: "Ugh, fine! I'll wait…"

Y/n: "Alright, while we walk to the front you can tell me the other problems."

Odd: "R-Right!"

Y/n and Odd then began walking side by side through the Seiken Delivery Agency, finally showing us what the inside of the Building looked like… only to see that… it looked a lot like a Wizard's Guildhall…

[SEIKEN DELIVERY AGENCY'S INSIDE!]

Lots of Delivery boys and gals were seen either just hanging around, or looking at the different Boards and picking which Delivery Jobs they wanted, a Separate Board behind the front counter reading, "Near Due/Special Deliveries". As Y/n and Odd walked from the top floor the Bitch continued to fidget as he walked with a worried aura surrounding him.

Y/n: "So, other than these Wizards, what're the rest of the Problems?"

Odd: "W-Well, after that New Paper about you in Clover, we've been getting a Bunch of Wizards coming in and leaving Contracts from their Guilds…"

Y/n: "Contracts? What kind? They better not be asking me to join their Guild…"

Odd: "N-No! None of them are, I managed to shoo all those Wizards away. Uh, but these other contracts are different, their Connection Contracts."

Y/n: "Connections?"

…. Oh shit, something that wasn't actually explained in the show… guess I'll do it… wow this is the first time… Alright!

*AHEM!*

In the Delivery Agency World, different Business and Companies can Make Contracts with Delivery Services called Connections! When a Connection is signed the Business/Company Will Pay Seiken to deliver all the things they need delivered!

So, say a Guild has Job papers that get delivered to it every Month, well instead of the Magic Council or some other other group delivering the Jobs to them for Free, and having the Jobs show up late or even with some of them missing, they can pay the Seiken Agency to Deliver the jobs papers for them with Expertise at a Modest Price! But that's not all, as the Guild will also get Delivery Jobs that normal Agents can't Handle having both parties benefit! Guilds can also order things like Supplies and have the Seiken Deliver it too them! Even the Guild Mambers can have things ordered to them through the Guild, essentially getting things Delivered to them for free!

Oh God I made way too much sense for once! I might actually have to drink this Liquor… not yet… maybe halfway through the chapter… ANYWAY!

Odd: "Y-Yeah! There's been a bunch of Contracts coming in! Contracts from Big Guilds too, like Blue Pegasus, Quatro Cerberus, Lamia Scale, Mermaid Heel and more! Th-They all wanna make Contracts with us to deliver Jobs, Supplies and all of the Above to them… I-I've gone through all of them and it seems only Mermaid Heel has any real condition, that they can only have Female Agents deliver to them…"

Y/n: "Woah, no way! with all those Connections I don't really know what we'll do! That might actually be really bad, considering it'll take up a lot of people's time…"

Odd: "Oh I guess you're riii-"

*CRASH!*

Odd, in his constant Fidgeting then tripped over his own foot and fell onto his face… like a Dumb fucking ass…

Odd: "I-I'm ok… N-Now onto the next Problem."

Odd said as he quickly got back onto his feet and continued.

Odd: "Th-There are also a b-bunch of Wizards and people came in to apply as Agents."

Y/n: "That's Great! How is that a Problem?"

Odd: "W-Well, a-alot of them are already apart of Wizard Guilds… they're saying that they're applying because their Guilds have been low on Jobs…"

Y/n: "Hmm… that is a problem… but it's one that fixes our First Issue! I want you to call the people back and ask why they're applying, if they say that their Guild's been low on Jobs, then we can send a Contract to them and send them the excess of Jobs we have! And if it's because things as a wizard just aren't working out for them personally, then I'll have you and Kate do interviews."

Odd: "O-Oh! T-That's actually kinda smart… Y-You're super smart Boss! You solved all of our problems as soon as I told them too you!"

Y/n thoughts: "That's because they weren't really problems…"

🔥 "It seems everything is working out for me! See, your sudden popularity among Wizards has only made the Seiken Agency Flourish!"

Y/n: "Hey Odd, how many of those Contracts were to try and get me into their Wizard Guilds?"

Odd: "Uhhh A-Almost all of them… Every Wizard that came in asked for you to join their Guild, and left Connection Contracts…"

Y/n thoughts: "I'm gonna kill them…"

🔥 "FUCK!"

Odd: "I think Mermaid Heel even asked for you… w-well they asked for Ms. Ikazuchi actually, they wanted nothing to do with you… that's the only one I kept in case she actually wanted to join…"

⚡ "Tell them that they can eat my Yellow Ass."

Y/n: "She said to tell them to, "Eat her Yellow Ass"."

Odd: "Ri-Ri-Right… I-I'll just get K-Kate to s-say that to them…"

At this point Y/n and Odd had stopped walking to the front and just stood on the upper floor of the Guild…

*sigh*

*Click*

*tictictictictic-*

……

Give him a second…"

…...

Odd: "WHA! I FORGOT!"

*Click!*

35 Seconds… I both Love and Hate this little bitch.

Y/n: "Forgot what?"

Odd: "Th-The-The Wizards! The Wizards here to see you! They're at the front!"

Y/n: "Oh right, *Sigh* Let's go then…"

Y/n said as he began walking off, Odd tried to follow… only to trip and fall onto his face… AGAIN! The two continued on their way, until… they heard something concerning…

"GRRRRR! Will you Wizard assholes got the hell away! For the last time the Boss doesn't wanna join your Damn Guild!"

"Will you listen! We aren't here to recruit Y/n for any Guild!"

"LIAR! GRRRRRR! You'r just saying that so we bring him out here and you can Recruit Him, aren't you? JUST BECAUSE THE BOSS IS THE STRONGEST MAGE IN THE WORLD DOESN'T MEAN HE WANTS TO JOIN YOUR STUPID WIZARD GUILD YOU ASSHOLES! If you guys keep trying to waste the Boss' time I might just have to kill you!"

A very short and angered girl yelled as she stood on top of the Agency's Front desk looking down on the people in front of her.

[Kay Azathoth]
[Seiken's Brat] 
[Special Delivery Rank Agent] 
[3'10]
[She Smol]

Odd: "K-Kate! Y-You shouldn't yell at people like that!"

Odd said stuttering like normal as the midget turned towards him with a Glare.

Kate: "And Why shouldn't I! These Assholes won't leave! They're Wizard, I can just tell from the Magic Radiating off! And when I asked them, they said they weren't here to make a Request, send in a Contract, or apply! They just wanna see the Boss! So they've gotta be trying to Recruit him! And you know the rules! NO RECRUITERS! SO GET THE FUCK OUT!"

The tiny gal yelled at the Wizards… only to reveal that Odd was completely and utterly wrong… these people weren't any normal Wizards… they were two men dressed in knight armor… with the sigil for the Magic Council on their chests…

Y/n thoughts: "The Magic Council? Oh god what the hell did I do to get their attention? UGH! If they're trying to get me to work for them, then I'm killing everyone!"

🔥 "Y/N!"

Y/n: "GGGRRR! *Sigh* Hello gentlemen, please ignore Kate, she's a little ball of Anger."

Kate: "A BALL OF FURY!"

Y/n: "Anger Fury, whatever. What brings you two here today."

Magic Council Knight 2: "Tch, finally someone with sense…"

Magic Council Knight 1: "*Ahem!* As a Result of the Eisenwald Incident, you have been charged with 164 Counts of Criminal Property Damage. Y/n Xross, Founder and Master of the Seiken Delivery Agency, 
You are Under Arrest!"

Y/n: "........ Eh?"

🔥 "Huh?"

Wait Holy shit! This wasn't in my fucking Script!

《Timeskip》

FAIRY TAIL GUILDHALL!

See, I told you we'd come back here at some point. Like I said before, this world revolves around this fucking place. Anyway, an odd somber aura hung around the Guild hall, as everyone sat at the tables with a very fuckin sad as almost everyone was there… Well, everyone except Erza, that is… who had gone missing for some reason or another… but that isn't important right now!

What's important is that something big what about to ha-

Lucy: "What the heck are you doing here?"

Lucy Whispered… Wait, you're talking to me again aren't you?

Lucy: "You weren't here when Natsu and Erza were fighting so why are you here now?"

Well… mostly because your front door's about to burst open.

Lucy: "The Front door's about to burst open?"

*BOOOM!*

Suddenly, everyone jumped as the door to the Fairy Tail guild was suddenly kicked wide open… when suddenly a tiny figure rushed in and jumped at Makarov who, was sitting on the bar table of the Guild, easily shocking everyone.

Kate: 
"YOU BASTARD! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!"

Suddenly, The midget was about to attack the other Midget, when suddenly, Kate stopped in mid air… before she was forced into the ground with extreme speed… Although as soon as she hit the ground she still struggled to try and trash around and attack the guild master… but needless to say, this easily shocked and confused everyone a bit more.

OK I'm gonna save more important introductions for later, since there are alot of people here and a limit of 20 Images.

Grey: "What the heck was that all about?"

Elfman: "That little girl just suddenly busted in and ran at the Master… and then hit the ground?"

Lucy: "What is happening now!?"

Makarov thoughts: "That was Gravity Magic just now… but range of that attack wasn't over a large area like most Gravity Spells… it created a single point of Intense Preasure and only targeted a single person… and even then, that Point of Gravity wasn't confined to a single point in space… that kind of control over such a volatile magic is unheard of…"

"E-Excuse m-me… I-I'm- WHA!"

*THUD!*

Suddenly, Odd walked onto the scene, tripping onto his face as he barely got two feet into the damn room, quickly getting back up, he rushed over to where Makarov and the trapped Kate were.

Odd: "E-Excuse me s-sir! I-I'm so sorry about my f-friend's outburst… I-It's just that there is an ultra large problem…"

Macao: "Aw man, we're already in enough hot water as it is…"

Mirajane: "Huh? What did the Master do this time?"

Makarov: "Yes what seems to be the problem you t-"

Kate: "It's all your damn fault Makarov!"

Kate suddenly said as she, despite the intense Gravity ontop of his, climbed up to face the old Guild Master.

Kate: "IT'S ALL YOUR DAMN FAULT! BECAUSE OF YOU THE BOSS GOT ARRESTED!"

Hearing this easily confused everyone, causing a bit of chatter which I ignored because it wasn't important.

Makarov: "Huh? I got your boss arrested?"

Odd: "U-Uhhh I should explain…"

Odd said before he took a deep breath, suddenly causing his Fidgeting to stop as he gained a serious aura around him. Bowing towards the Guild Master.

Odysseus: "My name is Odysseus, and this is my Partner, Kate. We both come from the Seiken Delivery Agency, and because of your order, a Cake from Papinos Cake Shop, our Boss, Y/n Xross, has been arrested by the Magic Council under 164 Counts of Criminal Property Damage."

Hearing this caused everyone to be shocked beyond belief… mostly because of the Number… 

《Meanwhile》

*RibbitRibbitRibbitRibbit*

"Ah, Y/n, what are you doing here?"

Inside of the Magic Council's Fiore Branch, the Delivery Boy was seen being Guarded by two of the Council's Magic Knights as he sat on a bench waiting for his trial to start, when suddenly, Erza appeared being led by what looked to be a… frog… person… and Great! There's nothing about them in the Wiki at all! FUCKIN-

As Erza called out to Y/n, the Frog stopped as the boy turned towards her.

Y/n: "Oh hey Erza! You wouldn't happen to be here in my defense, huh?"

Erza: "I was about to ask you the same thing…. But seeing as you're in handcuffs aswell…"

Y/n: "Hehe yeah… so what are you in for?"

Erza: "Oh, I'm facing 10 Counts of Criminal Property Damage."

Y/n: "Wow, only 10?"

Erza: "Yes, It's quite astounding."

Erza thoughts: "Even though this entire Trial is simply a fake… it's still quite astounding that they used that large a numb-"

Y/n: "That's really low… well I guess it kinda makes sense… I'm in for 164 Counts of the same thing, pretty cool, huh?"

Hearing this made Erza do that small weird anime gasp, that isn't a full gasp, the "Uh-" thing where they barely inhale, as her eyes went wide.

Erza thoughts: "164 Counts!? B-But that doesn't make sense… nobody would get out of any case with something like that pinned on them!... unless…"

Erza thought to herself as she noticed some odd things about this scene that I failed to disclose for this very moment.

Erza thoughts: "His cuffs… their much stronger than mine, and his legs are cuffed aswell while I only have my arms… he being escorted by two Elite Magic Council Paladins… while I've been walking side by side with this frog… and he's in a Prisoners Jumpsuit… while I was allowed to keep my armor… and by the looks of things, my Cuffs are normal… while his have Magic Canceling Lacrima in them… No… this doesn't make any sense... my Trial is just a facade… while he's facing actual Criminal Punishment…"

Y/n: "... Hey Erza… you mind if I ask you a favor?"

Erza: "Yes of course!"

Y/n: "... Can I throw you under every wheel of the Bus?"

Erza: "Eh?"

《Short Timeskip》

*CLANK! CLANK! CLANK!*

Inside of a large Courtroom, Erza and Y/n were seen standing at different booths, still handcuffed although Y/n was still being tailed by the two Paladins, as they faced the members of the Magic Council looking down on them.

Frog: "THIS COURTROOM WILL NOW COME TO ORDER! BEFORE US IS THE DEFENDANT ERZA SCARLET, AND Y/N XROSS! BOTH ARE FACED WITH CRIMINAL PROPERTY DAMAGE, WITH ERZA AT 10 COUNTS AND Y/N AT 164! PLEASE TAKE THE STAND MS. SCARLET, MR. Y/N."

《Meanwhile》

"WWWWWWHHHHHAAAAATTTTT! THAT'S SUPER UNFAIR! THAT'S NOT FAIR AT ALL!"

A voice suddenly said… revealing that an extremely angry Natsu had been turned into a Salamander with a Cup put ontop of him to keep the enraged boy in place.

Grey: "Ok I agree with Natsu on this! That doesn't make any sense! Sure Y/n destroyed a lot of stuff but all of that was to save the Guildmaster and everyone from the Demon Lullaby's Death Magic!"

Lucy: "Yeah! And even in the end he was actually able to destroy the thing! He was saving people!"

Mirajane: "And even then Erza only has 10 Counts of the same thing… this really doesn't make any sense…"

Elfman: "Yeah, I don't get it, we've destroyed way more stuff than that guy did in a single day! So why's he getting punished way harder than we ever had!?"

The Guild members all said in a mass of confusion as their master stood there in understanding silence… until…

"TCCHHH! You Damn Wizards… You know nothing of Consequence."

The sudden aggression in Odd's voice quickly quieted everyone as the formerly Fidgeting and clumsy boy turned around and faced everyone with a Menacing Aura around him.

Odysseus: "All of you… I want you to feel it right now… that Weight you carry, the pressure bearing down on you, so intensely. Do you feel it?"

Odysseus asked them, confusing everyone even more for a moment.

Loke: "What are going on about?"

Elfman: "Yeah, we don't feel any different."

Odysseus: "That's because nothing has changed… this is the live of a Guild Wizard. This is exactly the pressure you feel… none whatsoever…"

Odysseus began before he raised his right hand with his palm pointed up towards the ceiling.

Odysseus: "I want you to Imagine this now… you are a not in a Guild, but you still have the Magic capabilities to defend yourself and others from danger. You work a dangerous job, one that is expected of you to fight back with the skills in magic you have honed."

Odysseus said, creeping everyone out a bit as he slowly began to flip his hand, turing his palm more and more to the floor.

Odysseus: "I want you all to Feel it now… That Weight… The Pressure on your Back…"

He kept on turning his hand… until finally… his palm faced the floor…

*TH-WHOOOOOOOOOO-*

*CRA-CRA-CRASH!*

*BLAM!*

*THOOOM*

*CCRRAACCKK!*

Suddenly, an intense and unbearable amount of Gravity began to Bear down on everyone inside of the Guild, the Pure Pressure of this odd Magic shattered glasses, broke the tables, cracked the stone ground, Broke Bones, and sent everyone onto the floor. The only people able to withstand such intense pressure being Mirajane and Makarov, who watched in a mass of shock as the Master stopped thw S-Class Wizard from acting…

Odysseus: "Do you finally feel it? The Weight on Your Shoulders! The pressure on your Back!? Do you understand what this is!? Do you understand how free and lively you felt before? How unhindered your movements were! How much pain you lacked! That beautiful lack of Pressure, the ability to express yourself with your amazing abilities!  That feeling of Freedom is something only the Wizards of Guilds Hold! But this new pressure, so surprising, so shocking and sudden that it breaks your feeble bones! This is the Pressure WE feel! When you work a Job like us that puts you in danger every day, you need to fight back using your Skills, but the difference between you and us is that you can do so much and we can do so little! Do some of you still not Understand!? Then I shall explain this as Simply as Possible! That lack of Pressure you felt is how much Punishment you face from the Magic Council when you destroy an Entire Town! But this pressure now… this bone and back breaking Heaviness? THIS IS THE PUNISHMENT WE FACE WHEN WE NON-WIZARDS SIMPLY SCRATCH A CIVILIAN WHILE TRYING TO DEFEND OUR OWN LIVES! YOU KNOW NOTHING OF PUNISHMENT! YOU KNOW NOTHING OF CONSEQUENCE!! YOUR GUILD MEMBERS COULD RAVAGE AN ENTIRE KINGDOM IN THE PURSUIT OF JUSTICE! AND STILL BARELY SUFFER WHAT IS .000000001% OF THIS WEIGHT! WHILE NOW Y/N FACES WHAT IS 5 TIMES THIS! 
I should destroy it all… 
ALL OF YOU AND THIS ENTIRE DAMN GUILD JUST FOR THINKING THAT YOUR TITANIA ERZA WAS IN ANY SORT OF DANGER FOR A SINGLE MILI-SECOND! ALL WHILE Y/N SUFFERS FOR YOUR ACTIONS!"

《Piksemit》

"WWWWWWHHHHHAAAAATTTTT! THAT'S SUPER UNFAIR! THAT'S NOT FAIR AT ALL!"

A voice suddenly said… revealing that an extremely angry Natsu had been turned into a Salamander with a Cup put ontop of him to keep the enraged boy in place.

Grey: "Ok I agree with Natsu on this! That doesn't make any sense! Sure Y/n destroyed a lot of stuff but all of that was to save the Guildmaster and everyone from the Demon Lullaby's Death Magic!"

Lucy: "Yeah! And even in the end he was actually able to destroy the thing! He was saving people!"

Mirajane: "And even then Erza only has 10 Counts of the same thing… this really doesn't make any sense…"

Elfman: "Yeah, I don't get it, we've destroyed way more stuff than that guy did in a single day! So why's he getting punished way harder than we ever had!?"

The Guild members all said in a mass of confusion as their master stood there in understanding silence… but... only for that confusion to quickly grow 10,000 fold as they all remembered this exact same scenario playing out mere moments ago… their eyes quickly turning to Odysseus as he stood there….. bbbuuuttt.. 

Odd: "W-Well… you see Erza's probably going to end up completely fine… b-but Y/n… h-he's going to get in a lot of trouble…"

Kate: "Yeah! And it's all your Fault Old Man! YOU REALLY NEED TO DO SOMETHING BEFORE HE GETS IN SOME SERIOUSLY TROUBLE!"

Makarov thoughts: "These two… using Space and Time Magic Respectively… they aren't any normal Wizards… they are beyond powerful… but there I can still tell them a thing or two."

Makarov said thinking as he grew a shit eating grin.

Makarov: "Oh, I wouldn't worry at all you two."

Odd & Kate: "Eh?"

Makarov: "In the short time I knew your boss I learned a thing or two about him. And I pretty sure even with 5 times that pressure you showed everyone, he'll be completely and utterly fine. So why not pull up a seat and wait for a while, have a drink, I'm sure that Erza will drag Y/n back here before we even know it."

As they stared at the old man with dumbfounded faces for a moment...

Tiny Natsu: "Hey… can someone let me out from under this cup now."

Makarov: "Oh yeah sure."

Makarov said, taking the cup off the top of the tiny salamander, quickly causing the Lizard to transform back into Natsu, confusing the boy.

Makarov: "Even if you leave now it'll be too late for you two do anything, so you might aswell wait!"

Natsu: "Aw dammit! And I had this whole thing planned out too. I was gonna put on this wing and armor and burst in there all like, "If you don't like the way me and my guild run things then you can bite me!""

Lucy: "You totally would have gotten her arrested…"

Happy: "Aye…"

Kate: "Tch! If all we have to do now is wait then that's fine by me… I don't have any Deliveries today…"

Odd: "S-Same here."

《Timeskip》

Seconds turned to Minutes, Minutes turned to hours, and hours turned to… well a single day, We didn't need to wait like a week, until the Guild doors finally opened revealing.

Y/n: "LOOK WHO GOT OFF SCOT-FREE BABY! HAHA! FUCK THE GOVERMENT!"

Erza: "Haha... I didn't…"

Natsu: "YOU GUYS ACTUALLY MADE IT BACK!"

Kate & Odd: "BOSSS!!!"

The two idiots cried out as they rushed over to Y/n and hugged the man, crying into his cape as the taller man and shorter woman were happy to see him again.

Y/n: "Hey, the heck are you guys doing here?"

Kate: "What did you think we were gonna do boss! These guys thought that their buddy was in trouble while you were about to get in serious Shit! ODD HAD TO SET EM STRAIGHT!"

Odd: "I-It wa-was the right thing to do B-Boss…"

Y/n: "*Sigh* You idiots didn't need to do that…"

Mirajane: "Y/n! I can't believe you're actually not in jail!"

Y/n: "I know right! I lied so damn well they gave me the best room in a 5 star hotel for free!"

Grey: "Ok, how the hell do you get out of 164 charges and then have the Magic Council reward you?"

Makarov: "Even I'm surprised you're back here in one piece."

Kate: "YOU SAID WE DIDN'T NEED TO WORRY!"

Makarov: "I WAS LYING MY PANTS OFF!"

Kate: "GGGRRRAHHH! I REALLY HATE YOU IDIOTS!"

Lucy: "No but seriously, how did you get out of 164 Charges?"

Y/n: "Well you see, the Magic Council was playing Checkers… while Erza and I were playing chess!"

Lucy: "What?"

Erza: "Do not trust that man Lucy… he is the greatest Liar I've ever seen…"

Elfman: "What happened in that courtroom?"

Y/n: "Well, it went a little something like this…"

《Flash》

Magic Council Leader: "Y/n Xross, Erza Scarlet, you stand before the council to answer to the charges stemming from the incident involving the Dark Guild Eisenwald. These Charges include, Extensive Damage to Oshibana Station, Collapse of the Rirushika Railway Bridge, and the Complete and utter Destruction of Clover and the Guild Master's meeting hall. There are 174 Property Damages Charged between the two of you. According to Eyewitnesses reports the perpetrator is described as a Heavily Armored Female Wizard and a Male Wizard Wielding Elemental Swords and Fully Body Covering Black Armor. How do the two of you plead?"

Y/n: "Since I have more charges… I believe that I should go first… and I must say this and this alone…"

Y/n said, taking a deep breath as he faced the Magic Council, until…

Y/n: "I plead Not Guilty."

Magic Council Leader: "And on what Case?"

Y/n: "On the case of… w-well the fact…"

Y/n said as he looked down at his cuffs for a moment… until…

Y/n: "THE FACT THAT I DIDN'T DO A SINGLE BIT OF THAT STUFF! EVERYSINGLE THING YOU MENTIONED WAS ERZA'S DOING! NOT MINE!"

Y/n yelled with a pathetic face as he had tears streaming from his eyes, Like a Bbbiiitttccchhh~. Meanwhile, this sudden outburst caused a bit of ruckus between the magic council.

Siegrain thoughts: "What is this idiot trying to pull? Everyone in Fiore knows that he is the man who slayed Lulla-"

Erza: "What Y/n is Saying is 100% the truth. It was me who did all those things, not him. He was just a Bystander in this entire situation."

Siegrain thoughts: "WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY!?"

Erza held a face of pure seriousness while Y/n held one of pathetic pleading.

Y/n: "Y-Yeah! S-See she said it! It's a lie, ok! You see, what happened was, Erza felt so bad for me that day! I put in all that work and almost died so many times just for my delivery to be completely ruined, so she was willing to give me all the Credit for the Work she did during the Eisenwald Incident! Beating all those Dark Guild Members, beating Eisenwald, destroying Lullaby! That was all her! I j-just thought If people thought I was a strong mage then I would get more business for my Delivery Agency, not get into all of this mess!"

Hearing this shocked the magic council as things began to go crazy...

Magic Council 1: "B-But that doesn't make any sense!"

Magic Council 4: "Although, the eye witnesses did only report seeing a Heavily Armored Female Figure fighting, not this boy… it is entirely possible that this whole thing was staged."

Erza: "What you're saying is correct. Those Elemental Flame and Lighting Blades were my own. I used them to battle against Eisenwald and Erigor while Y/n simply cowered protecting his cake delivery in the background. At some point I allowed him to hold the two blades in case he were to be attacked, but in the end he never was."

Magic Council 3: "And what about Clover! Witnesses clearly reported a Male figure in black armor had destroyed Lullaby! That clearly proves that Y/n is the one guilty of those counts."

Erza: "If you need proof then I will show it to you handily… REQUIP!"

*SSSHHHHIIINNNGGG!!!*

At that moment, Erza was suddenly surrounded by a mass of light, until suddenly she appeared in a very familiar form.

Erza: "This is my Genbu Shinwa Armor! It enhances my physical power by insane margins and allows me to summon a gigantic Black Tortoise! I never use this formula because of it's unstable and complete and utter destructive power!"

Y/n: "Dogodogon!"

Erza: "DOGODOGON!"

Erza's voice even sounded like Y/n's under the armor of Gekido, confusing the Magic Council's plan into shambles. It was obvious at this point but, Y/n and Erza had one this game of chess, as they had thought of every way to disprove any charges against Y/n and pin them on Erza, thank the narrator their magics are so similar am I right? Now go on, thank me!

《Flash》

Erza: "After a bit of back and forth, Y/n was able to perfectly disprove every single point made against him… I even used his sword to summon that giant Tortoise and yellow Genie woman again…"

Y/n: "My Charges dropped down to Zero and they couldn't touch me whatsoever! And even then they only raised Erza's charges up to 25 instead of 174… but I guess that's how life works. When it comes to magic, Guild Wizards are preferred by the council 149 times over us common magic folk."

Erza: "Although the Trial was simply a Show of the Council's power… it really backfired on them… they couldn't let me get away scot-free after it was proven that I caused all 174 charges brought against us, so I'm officially on Town Arrest for a Few Days. I can't do any sort of mission…"

Y/n: "Like I said before, Fuck the Goverment."

Kate: "You wizards really do suck ass."

Odd: "W-Well Y-You're not all bad…"

Kate: "Alright, we're heading back to do some more Deliveries. We'll see you later, boss."

Y/n: "Alright, I'll catch up with you guys later."

Y/n said happily as Kate dragged Odd out of the Guildhall with an annoyed yet happy look on her face. Natsu then began to pick a fight with Erza again… which was going to end poorly… but meanwhile…

"So, looks like that Layman's life of yours is still getting you into all sorts of trouble, isn't it ya Brat."

Y/n: "Wait a Minute, I know that stupid sparky nickname that doesn't even fit."

Y/n said to himself as he turned around, only to be faced with 3 Familiar Faces… also causing some familiar music to play.

Jet: "Been a long time, brat!"

Droy: "Yo! Glad you didn't go to prison!"

Levy: "I knew we'd meet again some day Y/n! And here I was about to order something just so we could see eachother again."

SUDDENLY TEAM SHADOWCLOWNS APPEARED! In all their Useless Glory!... but for our local idiot Protagonist…

Y/n: "Wait a second… Blue Hair, Stupid Fuckin Hat, And Stupid Hair! *GASP!* FAKERS!? Oh my God! You Bland Side Characters actually Managed to Join the Guild you were pretending to be in! Can't say I've ever heard of a Faker doing that before!"

Droy & Levy thoughts: "H-He really thought we were faking being in Fairy Tail all that time ago!?"

The two of them thought in shock as Jet grabbed the Bitchliquid by his collar.

Jet: "YOU LITTLE BRAT! We've always been in Fairy Tail you idiot! And my hat isn't stupid!"

Y/n: "Aw don't worry Capybara, your style may fucking suck, but you're the first person I've ever seen with a Tooth fang with a tooth indent it goes into!"

Jet: "GGGGRRRRRR!"

Jet then let Y/n go as he began angrily walking off.

Jet: "WHY THE HELL WAS I EXCITED TO SEE YOU AGAIN! I HATE YOU SOOO MUCH!"

Y/n: "What's Capybara's problem?"

Jet in the distance: "IT WAS MONGOOSE BEFORE!"

Y/n: "So, Stupid Hair, Blue Hair, what's up! It's been like a Year since we met."

Droy: "My hair isn't stupid…"

Levy: "Hold on a second… Y/n… did we never tell you our names?"

Y/n: "... Nope, why do you think I keep calling you stupid Nicknames?"

Y/n said as the 2 idiots were quickly embarrassed.

Droy: "Crap! We finally see the guy we owe our lives to again, and we never even told him our names!"

Levy: "Wow… that's an embarrassment I didn't think I'd be feeling… Anyway, I'm Levy, Levy McGarden."

Y/n: "Your name has your First name in it Twice?"

Levy: "N-No… that's not what I-"

Droy: "Name's Droy Folium! Nice to meet ya!"

*ZOOOOM!*

Jey: "The name's Jet Highwind! So stop calling me Capybara and Mongoose!"

Y/n: "Ok, one that's a Fake ass name."

Jet: "N-no it's not!"

Y/n: "Only the coolest man in the world gets to have the name Jet Highwind and you are not him!"

Jet: "Screw you! I am the coolest guy in the world!"

Y/n: "PPPFFFFF-"

Jet: "DON'T LAUGH!"

Droy: "He does kinda got you on this one Jet."

Levy: "Hehehehehehe!"

Jet: "Grrr! Fine then, just call me Jet."

Y/n: "No can do! But I will upgrade you from a Capybara to a Weasel!"

Jet: "How is that an upgrade?"

Y/n: "Hey, Weasels run fast as fuck."

Droy: "Looks like that's the best you're gonna get Jet."

Jet: "Ugh, fine…"

At this point, Natsu had been Gut Checked by Erza so hard that he was clinically Dead, causing some of the other Fairies to hear the laughs between Team ShadowGear and the Idiot.

Lucy: "Hey, you guys seem to be getting along fine."

Jet: "Tch! Get along with this Brat? Ha! Don't make me laugh."

Y/n: "I'm still older than you! If anything you're the damn brat!"

Droy: "I still can't believe someone so short is older than us…"

Levy: "I mean, Master Makarov's shorter than all of us and he's older than all of us."

Grey: "Hold on a sec, do you guys already know eachother?"

Levy: "Yeah, don't you guys remember? This is Y/n!"

Happy: "Yeah, we've all met Y/n before."

Elfman in background: "I haven't!"

Give it a few seconds.

Lucy: "Give it a few seconds!"

Elfman in background: "Alright! Being patient is MANLY!"

Thank you Lucy… never thought I'd be saying that… anyway.

Droy: "No, what she means is that this is The Y/n! Remember?"

Hearing this confused all of the idiot Fairies once again..

Levy: "That awesome guy with that Flaming Sword, riding on the back of a Crimson Dragon who Slayed the Demon Litura and saved our Lives in Manikore!"

Lucy was extremely confused, but for the rest of the Fairies, something clicked for Erza, Grey, Makarov and Happy. The realization was so powerful that it even woke Natsu back up, all of them staring at Y/n with extremely wide eyes.

Grey: "W-Wait… so you're telling me…"

Erza: "Th-That this entire time…"

Happy: "WE WERE TRAVELING AND FIGHTING WITH THE LEGENDARY DRAGON KNIGHT!?"

🔥 "Dragon Knight? I haven't heard that name in a long time."

Ignoring the old As Fuck Dragon's ranting, Y/n and Lucy were confused as Erza, Happy and Grey stared up at Y/n with amazement in their eyes.

"Hold on a second! You're telling me this Shorty is the Awesome Ultra Manly Dragon Knight?"

A very tall man and one of me favorite fucking characters said as he walked onto the scene, revealing his form.

[ELFMAN *FUCKING* STRAUSS!]
[Primordial Kirishima!] 
[HE ONLY GOT SWOLER AFTER THE TIMESKIP! THE MO-FUCKER'S BUILT LIKE A CASTLE!]

The (Elf)Man towered over Y/n's short form as he stared down at him.

Elfman: "How can someone who rode a Dragon and Slashed the Magic Feast Demon Litura in half be so tiny?"

Y/n: "... Y'know I'm also the Guy who killed a Lullaby, another Zeref Demon, by hacking it into nothing with a giant sword while riding ontop of an even gianter Black Tortoise… soooo I don't think my height really matter ManlyStanly."

There was a solid minute of silence until…

Elfman: "Wait, so you're Actually the Legendary Dragon Knight!? HOLY CRAP THAT'S SO COOL!"

The manly man did the manliest thing of all… embraced his fan boy as he gripped Y/n by the shoulders and shook him, meanwhile.

Lucy: "Eh? Dragon Knight? What the heck are you guys talking about?"

Levy: "Oh, right you're new so you don't know! A round a Year ago, Team ShadowGear went on a mission to this Magic Hating Town called Manikore, but after trying to find out what the problem was for too long, a Guy put his soul inside of a Zeref demon known as the Feast Litura… a super powerful monster even S-Ranks would have a problem handling… but Y/n, we told him to run away, but he came back with a Flaming Sword, transformed into awesome armor with a Dragon and Slashed the Demon in half!"

Lucy: "Ohhh! Wait, is he who you're writing that little fan book abo-"

*SLAP!*

Panicking, Levy slammed her hands onto Lucy's big mouth.

Levy: "SHUT UP! He is not to know about that until it's finished

Lucy then gave a smug smile and a thumbs up as Levy let go of her face… but as this happened…

Natsu: "Y/n… you really are the Dragon Knight, huh?"

Elfman then stopped shaking Y/n in his excitement as Natsu rose up from the floor, finally recovering from Erza's mighty gut punch.

Y/n: "I mean, yeah apparently, but trust me, being a legendary anything isn't all it's cracked up to be… especially when you get launched out a window and replaced by a Sword that's Actively weaker than you are in the final battle."

🔥 "... Are you still mad about tha-"

Y/n thoughts: "I NEVER STOPPED BEING MAD!"

Natsu: "Y/n… If you're the Dragon Knight than you know a Dragon don't you? Then all I have to say to you is…"

*FWOOO-*

*GRIP!*

Natsu: "......"

Y/n: "......"

Natsu: "PLEASE LET ME MEET HIM! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! HE MIGHT KNOW WHERE IGNEEL IS! I NEED TO FIND IGNEEL AND YOU KNOW A DRAGON! THIS MIGHT BE MY BEST LEAD YET!"

Y/n: "I SWEAR TO GOD WHAT IS WITH YOU IDIOTS AND SHAKING ME! STOP IT!"

Natsu had rushed forwards and began shaking Y/n like crazy as he cried to meet Rekka, but as soon as Y/n told him to stop he did as Y/n let out a heavy breath filled with a mass of annoyance.

Y/n: "Alright, If I let you ask the Dragons if they know where Igneel is, then will you promise never to shake me like that again! I feel like my brains are gonna fly out of my skull!"

Natsu: "Wait, you know more than 1 Dragon!"

Y/n: "Yeah I know like 3, one's a Crimson Dragon, one's a Darkness Dragon and the Third's a Kid who is currently asleep."

Natsu: "Oh umm… let me think for a second."

Y/n: "Take your damn time."

Y/n said as he sat down on a chair, holding his head as it throbbed from all the shaking. You know, this episode has been either way too serious or silly on it's own for me to do any real Sassin… I hope that things get better too so that I can do some major Narrati-

*Thud!*

And Natsu is down for the count! Fuck me I'm not that boring! But that's when the narrator realized that it wasn't just Natsu… one by one everyone was suddenly afflicted with a mass of tiredness as they all fell to the ground unconscious.

*Cccrrreeeaaakkk...*

The door to the Guild slowly opened as a new figure walked onto the scene, slowly making his way forward through the hall, revealing his form.

[?????]

The man continued walking through the Guild, heading straight for the job board as he passed Makarov, taking a monster hunting job, before heading back over to the Guild Master.

???: "I shall return."

Sleepy Makarov: "No wait… lift your sleeping spell before you leave…"

The man took the job before he began walking off-

*Shing!*

When suddenly he was stopped as Mumeiken Kyomu blocked his path.

Y/n: "Yo."

???: "... You aren't being affected by my sleeping spell."

Y/n: "... Those Magic items of yours… you better not abandon them, b-"

???: "Because I've placed my Holes and Dreams on them… because they have souls of their own… trust me I won't... you've taught me that much..."

Y/n: "... You're not from around here, huh..."

???: "... 5… 4… 3… 2….… 1"

And just like that, he was gone, and everyone was awake… minus Natsu…

Jet: "Aw man… was Mystogan here?"

Droy: "What a jerk…"

Levy: "Does he have to put us to sleep every time he shows up?"

Lucy: "Who's this Mystogan guy?"

Y/n: "*YYYAAAWWWNNN!* Ugh yeah… for him to put everyone to sleep so easily… must be a powerhouse."

Elfman: "You got that right. He's a contender for one of Fairy Tail's strongest Wizards."

Lucy: "Really?"

Y/n: "That's pretty cool."

Grey: "Yeah, and for some reason he doesn't want anyone to see what he looks like. So whenever he comes here to take a job he casts a sleeping spell on everyone."

Lucy: "That's kinda Creepy!"

Ugh, imagine if someone's taking a piss when he gets there…

Lucy: "Don't put that image in my mind!"

Grey: "Master Makarov's the only person who's gotten a good look at his face."

"That's not true, I've seen him before, Hehehehe."

A new and very arrogant voice spoke from above, quickly grabbing everyone's attention.

Elfman: "Laxus, talk about rare."

Wakaba: "You're never here."

Grey: "And here's another contender."

Y/n: "Please don't be an arrogant dick…"

You're gonna be disappointed.

Lucy: "I know, I can hear it in that one sentence…"

Staring down at everyone from above, everyone's favorite yellow asshole had arrived.

[Laxus Dreyar] 
[This Mo'fucker in a positive tone]

Laxus: "Mystogan's just a little shy, you should respect his privacy."

This will be the nicest thing he says for a while.

Hearing the Dick in Laxus' voice was easily able to awaken Natsu from his slumber as he glared at the blondie.

Natsu: "Alright Laxus! You and me, right now!"

Grey: "Getting your butt kicked once today wasn't enough?"

Y/n: "Seriously, how many times do you need to get knocked out before you quit?"

Laxus: "Yeah pal, if you can't even win against the Redhead, then what chance do you have against me?"

Erza: "What are you trying to say?"

Laxus: "I'm saying that I'm the Guild's Strongest Wizard!"

Natsu: "Then come down here and prove it!"

Laxus: "You come to me, little man."

Natsu: "With Pleasure!"

Natsu said as he quickly hopped over the bar and towards the stairs… only to get stomped the fuck out by Makarov's BIG ASS HAND!

Makarov: "You're not allowed on the second floor Natsu, At Least not yet."

Laxus: "Heh I think you made him grumpy."

Makarov: "That's enough Laxus!"

Laxus: "The Strongest Wizard in the Guild isn't some chick or a hooded weirdo! You're lookin right at him!"

Laxus said pointing to himself, I could feel the arrogance coming off of him like the cold of the snow in a Poorly Heated House… bbbuuuttt…

*Crinkle*

Y/n: "Oh shit! I completely forgot about this. Hey, GiantShorty, I remember why I would ever wanna come back to this godforsaken place!"

Y/n said as he pulled out a folded piece of paper from his pocket and began walking it over to Makarov, easily killing the dramatic silence that wouldn't have lasted too long anyway. Y/n was seen handing the paper to Makarov.

Makarov: "Hmm? What's this thing?"

Y/n: "It's a connection contract. I noticed that Fairy Tail isn't allied with a Delivery Agency yet, and since you guys seem… I dunno… 3 Cool? I'd like to give you this one I drew u-"

*BLAM!*

……..

Laxus: "What the hell is a Kid like you doing in our Guildhall? You're not even a member."

Suddenly in the blink of an eye, Laxus created more dramatic silence as he planted his boot into Y/n's face.

Laxus: "But I guess none of that matters, huh? Cause you're the Dragon Knight. Some stupid kid who got lucky with his magic and killed a weak as hell Demon. I'm willing to bet that you really did stage that stuff with Erza against Lullaby, didn't you?"

There was another minute of silence, before Y/n grabbed the Eel's foot and moved it off of his face… now Laxus expected an angered or even an enraged expression, the face of someone ready to pick a fight… bbbuuuttt…

Y/n: "... Why do you care?"

Y/n's expression held nothing but boredom, as he lazily looked Laxus in the eyes, causing even more dramatic silence as an odd tension filled the Guild. Y/n then just let go of Laxus' foot before turning back to Makarov.

Y/n: "Here ya go Coot, just look over the details, and you can send someone over whoever you wanna work out the finer details."

Makarov: "Alright Boyo, thanks for this!"

Y/n: "Don't mention it, TinyGaintOld guy."

Y/n said as he began walking out of the Guild, leaving the Eel in a… *sigh* Stunned state as he just stood there like a Dick Statue, but right when Y/n was going to walk out the door, he stopped and turned around.

Y/n: "Having your second floor for S-Class only is kind of a stupid idea. I mean, we don't do that for our S-Rank Agents, but hey, to each their own I guess."

*Clang*

Laxus thoughts: ".... That bastard… why the hell was that those bored as fuck eyes so terrifying to me… it was like… fighting me was just going to be an annoyance to him… GGGRRRAAHH!"

*CRASH!*

《Timeskip》

The birds sang, the sun slowly rose into the sky, and people awoke on a brand new day! For most people they were saddened or even just plain annoyed with having to go to work… but Y/n on the other hand…

*BLAM!*

Y/n: "HAHAHAAA! GOOD MORNING SEIKEN AGENTS! IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER AMAZING DAY OF MUNDANE DELIVERIES!"

….. Yeah he is the only one who would say that shit with a smile.

Odd: "B-B-BOSS! BO-BOSS!"

Kate: "HEY BOSS HEY BOSS! AN AWESOME DELIVERY REQUEST CAME IN LAST NIGHT!"

Y/n: "Woah seriously!?"

Odd: "Y-Ye-yeah! And it's a Super Speed Special!"

Kate: "The Legendary Triple S Rank!"

Y/n: "WWWWOOOOWWW! HAHAHA! So cool! So you two wanna take it?"

Kate: "Wish we could… but… it's actually a special request for you to deliver it…"

Y/n: "Eh? Seriously? AWESOME! So, who am I delivering too?"

Odd: "I-It's a U-Urgent R-Request from… U-Uh… Scott OnionSmuggle… to a Lucy Heartfilia."

Y/n: "Alright! If they paid for a Triple S Ranker then I refuse to question it! Plus I know where Lucy lives! So I can just pop up in her house unannounced and give it to her!"

Odd: "A-Actually, you need to give it to her at a specific place too…"

Kate: "Yeah! At the Magnolia Docks! Today ASAP!"

Y/n: "That so huh? ALRIGHT THEN GUYS! I'M OFF TO DELIVER THIS TRIPLE S PACKAGE! I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER!"

Y/n said happily as he held the box under his arm and quickly rushed out of the building with a gigantic smile on his face.

🍃 "Hey, does the name Scott OnionSmuggle sound suspicious to you guys at all."

Y/n: "Oh it's definitely a Fake name, it's probably just her dad or a friend Delivering a Surprise Gift."

🎶 "Who cares about that. It seems like Kaiji and Ocean History are really having a lot of fun working at Seiken!"

🎵 "I do miss then sometimes…"

Y/n: "Ah don't worry about those two! When they're ready they're join back up with us, same with Noroshi! Now then! Let's deliver this Triple S!"

🎶 "YES SIR!"

💧 "Weren't you supposed to be trying to convince Y/n not to kill everyone?"

🔥 "I think he had so much fun with today's shenanigans, that he thought of his own reasons for living with his newfound popularity."

⚡ "Don't sugar coat it like that, he forgot about that stupid plan and you knew he would!"

🔥 "One time! After all these years can I have a spot in the sun?"

🌑 "Hey, think we can get him to break Rekka of we remind him of the past a bunch?"

🔶️ "FUCK YEAH!"

🔥 "DON'T YOU DARE!"

FINALLY JESUS!

I did lot like writing this chapter.

Das it for now!