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eltoncastee: hanging out with this fuck tonight, video on Monday =)

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Jkitskay: oh yes daddy

JessiesPaeges: I FLIPPING LOVE Y'ALL

Luveroof: u g h Elton shes a slut leave her ass shes on you for followers

Emilyiscanadian: uhm ma'am that is not correct @luveroof because according to the encyclopedia of ahdvsjfbsjfb

Ash-Tray-Lee: luv you bearded bitch :)

Fanboi69: if you dont teach her your secret move I'll riot

Lololololme: Ashton. I ship it. Thank you goodnight.

Ash-Tray-Lee: s h o o k  m o

Ughitsjoe: daddies <3

April 14th
6:48pm

"Can we go inside now?" Elliot yells from the back. I hear Colby open the door and jump out with her in his arms.

"Oh geesus fucking fuck okay bye Ash I've been sister snatched." I sit there dumbfounded and watch as Colby waits for us, the blue bitch in his arms.

"Do we know for sure theyre gonna fuck?" I ask, not looking at anyone else in the car.

"Mhmm." The agreeing noise rings through the car as we all drip out into the heat of hell.

"Intro time bitchesssssss!" Sam yells in his valley girl voice. We all get set in our place, the camera on the roof of the car. In order, Sam, Colby, Elton and Corey yell, nothing in specific, but just for the sake of making noise. Before i can say anything in return, Elliot is suddenly yelling as well.

"You fit in great!" Colby laughs, rubbing his ear from the loud noise.

Did i mention Elliot is a monkey and has ended up on Colby's back?

No?

Well she has.

(From 9/28/2018)

(Creating new one now)