yo, i wrote this story when i was thirteen (2010). i posted it on wattpad in 2012. i tried to rewrite it when i was fifteen (2013). i did rewrite the first two chapters, but apparently i was approaching the story from an entirely different (better) angle, but... i never finished that, and those two chapters don't actually fit in with "draft zero," if you will, so they're posted at the end for your viewing pleasure.

there are omitted chapters. if i could find them, i would, but apparently i literally deleted them off the face of the planet like an idiot lmao. if i ever do come across them, i will absolutely put them up, but considering all these 'chapters' are like 3 paragraphs long, i doubt you're missing anything.

for some context: this is the first "novel" i finished, so that's why i put it back up, to remind myself i wrote absolute shit, had fun doing it, and finished it. but it's also up to tell my dumb self to have an actual plan when i write, otherwise it'll end up like this.

that said, thirteen year-old edgy me adored this story. i made myself cry when i wrote it, apparently, so that's why i really did try to salvage it when i was a little older. 

now, ten years later, this is the only long project i finished so... yeah, enjoy and please roast to your liking.

i may have been 13, but this story has a surprising amount of drug use, smoking, swearing, innuendo and alcohol abuse for something that is like 15k words tops, so continue at your own risk of cringe because it is cringe ok