I can't believe I made it on time! Woohoo! Anyway this was requested by -Connxisseur- (hope you enjoy! And please vote, penny for your thoughts, and hopefully maybe follow or add this story to your library! Enjoy!

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It was another date for Spike and you. Orion making unnecessary comments about you guys, drinking, but not to an excess. Then some mofo decides to take and empty seat next to you. Spike narrowed his eyes at this man.

He screamed rich. His suit, his hair, his face. He seemed rich and successful.

Pretty much the opposite of Spike. He clenched his cup very hard trying not to start any fights in front of you. He decided to place an arm around your shoulder, so maybe this guy understands that you have an army and a nation behind you.

But the man didn't hold back. Why must people with a lot of authority or money act like they own everything in this galaxy? The man turned to you and licked his horribly chapped lips.

   "Hi I'm Tom, what's the name? Or will I know in the morning?" He joked as he nudged you. You sat there with a stoic look.

   "My name means 'she who will fuck up a douchebag'." You smiled and continued to sip your drink. You throw a wink a Spike but he had this gut feeling; this isn't the end of Tom the douchebag.

   "Then why don't you shake this used douchebag on the left of you?" He said as he was about to lay a hand on your thigh.

That was it.

Spike didn't have anything on him and you were the only thing keep him from strangling him. He grabbed his cup of cheap scotch and threw right in the guy's face. You gasp and a smirk grows on your beautiful face.

   "Shit!" He hissed as he tried to run the burning alcohol from his eyes.

   "I thought you'd never ask." You swing your fist to  Tom's face hearing a crack, immediately like a dead tree the fell with a thud. "Timber!" You yelled, laughing as you wrapped your arm around Spike's hunger pang frame and went on your top toes to give him a hug. [hUEHUEHUE YOU THOUGHT YALL WERE GONNA KISS] "Thanks Spike."

   "Huh?! Jesus Christ!" You heard from behind you. Shit, it's Orion. "Oh no, no no no no." He panicked as he tried to wake up the guy. "My boss is going to kill me!" He exclaimed. "You guys need to get out of here before my boss comes or some snitch!" He turned his head and yelled. "I'm talking about you Patricia you fucking snitch!" As he muttered to himself he ushered you out of the bar.

You and Spike turned to each other. Both of you stared at each other before laughing! Oh my gosh! This hilarious!

   "Oh my gosh Spike you were, you were soooo jealous!" You giggled.

   "Wait a minute..." Spike begun. "I wasn't jealous. I was just protecting you from some dipshit." He chuckles and wraps an arm around you.

  "Spike... you were jealous." You smirked.

   "Yeah... just a little." He said as he pinched his hand to show he was 'only a little jealous'.

But we all know the truth.