-A few weeks ago-

=Evil xisuma POV=

Does no one cares about me?

It's so boring doing nothing and Xisuma won't let me out his base cuz "I'm untrustworthy" as if!

Ok maybe a little.

It's not like I want to destroy hermitcraft or anything...

But it's no fun being locked up doing absolutely nothing but walk around the base A THOUSAND TIMES!

I started counting my steps, my highest is 6,756.
Spoiler, I yawned and lost count.

One day as I watched Xisuma get resources from his chests I realized he was going to be gone a while.

As usual he left without noticing me literally just 5 blocks away

I waited until night so I know he won't be coming back

I knew if someone caught me sneaking around somewhere that's not Xisuma's base I would most likely get a boring lecture on why I shouldn't have- blah blah or something.

I grabbed all my belongings not planning to return here any time soon.

I decided to fly to the place I should never go,where there are almost always hermits, and risk getting caught...

The shopping district.

It was raining and it was night when I got there so no one was dumb enough to be out here.

Apparently I'm dumb.

I fly around the district looking at all the different builds when I heard thunder.

Where there's thunder there's lightning. (Most of the time)

When I was flying over the statue of hermity when lightning came on my right singeing my elytra and part of my arm sending me crashing on the top of the statue head first.

The impact didn't kill me but the flashing light made me temporary blind, and landing headfirst does not help the case at all.

Stumbling around a area high up with no railing temporary blind with the rain making it slippery, how lucky was I?
Don't try this at home kids. Trust me.

Something or someone touched my hand and I flinched tripping over my own feet landing on the burned arm.

Accidentally yelped in pain, I slowly got up holding my arm to my chest.

I felt something touch me again though this time and a little more gentle, I didn't flinched.
It grabbed my left arm taking notice of my right arm leading me to the egde of the statue and jumped off, I stepped back.

"Don't worry there's a bridge, I'm trying to help you."

It spoke?!

Judging from its accent I say they are British, short, and I never heard this voice before.

I hope they have a warm bed.

Or food..

Yes food sounds nice.

=Grians POV=

Helping a evil counterpart of someone was not on my to-do list.

Yet Here I am, trying to get Evil Xisuma down from the statue of hermity.

We got down without experiencing any problems and as we were walking towards the shore to get to my base evil Ex asked "who are you?" Trying to sound like I should be afraid.

"Your favorite Minecraft builder!"
I answered.

"But I barely know yo-"

"Shut up or I leave you where Xisuma can find you"

Normally my threats are ignored but it seemed this one was taken seriously cuz he didn't make a sound after that.

After rowing to my base cuz evil Ex couldn't fly I set him down on my bed and started searching through the chaos of chests looking for wool, some spare cloth and a potion of healing.

"Found them!"
I say out loud making Ex jump.

"Whoops, sorry"
I apologize as I gently grab his arm.

"Ok so this might sting a little but it'll help with your condition, ready?"

I ask waiting for his approval.

He slowly nods bracing himself and then I dump a small bit of the potion on his arm and then immediately covered it with the wool like a bandage.

He winced but didn't make any noise

"Ok..that was the easy part"

"What?!"

"For the next part you need to take off your helmet"

"No absolutely not!"

"I have a solution," I say. "I have this cloth soaked in a healing potion, you can take your helmet off,put it around your eyes like a bandana and put the helmet back on, all while in a room with no one around. Simple!"

He thinks for a moment then shakes his head yes and I walk him to one of my towers so he could have complete privacy.

As I was waiting for Ex to come out poultry man comes in.

Probably from egging Mumbo.

He walks over to me trying to look menacing but fails.

"WHY WOULD YOU LET EVIL XISUMA IN OUR BASE?!"

Poultry man demands.

"A little louder please I don't think Mumbo heard you"
I responded with sarcasm in my voice.

"He's a bad guy!"

"Half of this server calls you a bad guy"
I pointed out.
"And You also used Your watcher ability when I told you not to"

Poultry man stepped back at my response telling me I won the argument.

"Fine" he said turning his back on me

"He can stay"

And then he walked towards my bed probably to get some sleep.

Sleep's overrated anyway.

Just as poultry man went to sleep Ex came out waving his hand in front of his face.

"So is it working?"
I ask

"Yup... Though"

"What is it?"

I say wondering what he's going to ask.

"Why did you help me? I'm EVIL Xisuma"

"Cuz I'm a good person"

A snort came from poultry man, so he isn't asleep!

"Fine, so then you'd owed me"

I say looking at my feet feeling a bit embarrassed..

I heard a series of laughter and I looked up to see Ex laughing "That's brilliant!" He exclaims "though I don't have anything to repay you with, Xisuma wasn't to keen on giving me a allowance"

Now he looked down in embarrassment while rubbing the back of his neck
With his left hand

"We can be broke buddies!"
I say trying to make him feel better

"Plus"
I then began ranting about my 'did you die?' Box's and how I was having trouble gathering the resources necessary, Sahara and all the redstone, blocks and Time it was taking and my Sherlock Grian business and about how stressful all of my jobs were and barely having any diamonds doing any of it.

He had some great ideas for Sahara and he was decently good with Redstone and he offered to help gather resources for my box's

For the first time in a long time, I felt stress free, normal... Which ment they were coming

All three of us cover our ears because of this blood curling scream coming in from the opposite side of the shopping district

Poultry man immediately gets out of bed grabs his trident and us and throws it on the secret block,
Pushing Evil Xisuma then jumping in after him

SO HE DOES CARE!

I grab my trident and jumped in with the block closing just millimeters away from my head

Landing in the egg Ex and poultry man had weapons out, shield on Ex's left and poultry man's bow I saw a egg hidden in his hand.

and I pulled out my trident signaling them to stay quiet with my other hand.

Mumbo was working on his witch farm and Scar was working on his Shark Convex studios thingy so I didn't have to worry about them getting hurt.

No one dared to make a sound not even the chickens made noise, scared anyone would send that... Thing down here to obliterate every breathing thing.

After a few minutes of it looking around, it flew off.

Yes, flew off as in it had wings.

Evil Xisuma immediately demands "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!"

"We don't know..."

"All we know is that it wants Me and Grian"

Evil Xisuma is still confused and asks

"Is it because you're from Evo?"

"How do you know that?!"

Poultry man and I say in sync

"I'm related to the admin of this server, I have my ways"

"Ok... So it might have something to do with me being from a different server" I said as Both poultry man and Ex sheath their weapons and sat down

"But you must promise to NEVER TELL ANYONE about this" poultry man says.

Evil Xisuma puts one hand on his chest and the other in the air promising.

Poultry man then gets up,

And takes off his mask.