UPDATE AS OF JANUARY 20, 2024:

SKIP THIS ENTIRE CHAPTER.

This contains nothing but warnings of adult topics and conversations, that's all you need to know.

I should edit everything and take this all out, but I'm too lazy.

Please know that me talking about Woojin's situation was at a time in which I had no knowledge of SKZ, nor the results of the hearing or whatever. I don't really keep up with them anymore. I would never intend, plan, or want to hurt any kpop artist, or any music artist in general.

Disregard this entire part.

this is my first Skz fanfiction eVeR, so I dunno how it will be. It's also my first omega/alpha au fanfiction eVEr, so bare with me on that as well pleASE-

Warnings are at the bottom. Like Felix-

I'M PROBABLY GONNA SAY STUPID STUFF BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN STANNING THEM FOR THAT LONG AND I CAN'T EVEN TELL THEIR FACES OR VOICES APART SO-

Anyway, the point is, I was pressured and pushed every day since I started stanning them to write a Chanlix fanfiction by my two friends *cough* *cough* smallbean127

But yeah. I think I know enough to wrote a f.f., but I'm sorry if this is the worst thing you've ever read because BTS is like the only k-pop group I stan. And the fact that I don't know the personal roles of the members, for example Jin of BTS is like the mother of the group, so like, idk about the personal roles of Skz- I'M SORRY. I KNOW I'M AN UNCULTURED PIECE OF SH-

But when I did join the fandom, I was welcomed calmly, so I get the vibes my new family is 👌

BUT SERIOUSLY, NO ONE TOLD ME WTF WOOJIN DID UNTIL LIKE 4 WEEKS AGO, AND WHEN I TELL YOU I WANT TO HURT HIM, I MEAN IT.

But I want to cut his limbs and put a shock collar on him so he can watch himself bleed out slowly, and for every 5 ounces of blood he looses, he gets shocked as a reward.

I'm not a violent person, I promise ☺

I promise....

ANYWAYS

Have fun snorting laugher at my stupid and VERY GAY fanfiction about Chan and Lixie, yeah, let's get it.

WARNINGS

THIS FANFICTION IS AN ALPHA/OMEGA AU, SO ONLY READ IF YOU ENJOY THIS

Contains:

-strong language

-smut

-older content

-mentions of sexual language and actions

"Yeah, I do have a big nose. You- you know what else is big?"

*looks down*

"My-my feet."

-Bangchan