I yawn and scratch my head, crawling out of bed. I groaned as I held my head. I'm still sick!?! God damn it. Life sucks. Eh. I mean, I guess I have more "pencil time" as Felix calls it. I grab my green pencil and grab my secret note book. It might seem crazy but I have a special pencil. A magic pencil. I grin as I start to write.

Why the fuck am I still sick?

Here's the cool part. It speaks to me! And might I say it has some sense of humor!

You are still fucking sick because your a lazy dipshit with no life.

Both my eyebrows drop. Seriously? Again with me being lazy? Eh. Let's try again!

Answer my fucking question or I break you!

First of all, I'm not scared of you. Second of all, its because you have the flu. Its a stomach virus that has been going around for a few weeks.

I sigh and roll around in bed. "Ffuuucckk!!!" I scream before falling off my bed. Today's gonna be a long day! I popped my head up and grabbed my phone. Yay! Something fun to do!

Edgar's bitch: Hi jack! How's it going bro? I haven't seen you for a while. Its starting to get awkward whenever I sit alone on the bus!

I roll my eyes and giggle. Oh god he's gonna make me puke from laughing so much.

Boss god:yep! I just asked my pencil about what sickness I have. Apparently I have the stomach flu. So how's school?

Edgar's bitch: oh god. You sound like my mom! Anyways its pretty boring. Butt, this is a big butt too!(lol) Cry looked at me! I was eternally screaming likes little girl.

Boss god: lol. Of course you are. So where are you right now?

Edgar's bitch: lunch. I brought my food again because they were making meat loaf. Or they said that's what the bubbling glob was supposed to be...

Boss god: lol. Hey! Did you here about the transfer student? I heard next week he's going to our school to see if he fits in!

Edgar's bitch: a little. All I heard was his name is mark and he is strong but shy. Sounds like your type jackaboy! 😝

Boss god: oh shut up! I'll have to see and meet him first.Anyways he sounds like he wouldn't like guys. Especially me. 😫

Edgar's bitch: lol. I ship it! Anyways lunch is over and I think the teacher saw me. I'm FUCKED. It was Mr. Rodgers!

Hi guys! Sorry it was So short. I'll try harder next time. But until next time, I'll see all you peeps in the NEXT CHAPTER!!!