[A M B E R]

Me: Yes

Unknown Number: No

Me: Yes

Unknown Number: No

Me: Y e s

Unknown Number: No

Me: Y E S S E Y

Unknown Number: Please stop, I can't tell you

Me: I hate you

Unknown Number: Yea yea ik

Me: At least give me something to call you

Me: I mean what if my friend asks who I'm texting, I'm not gonna tell him "the creepy stranger that texts me and won't tell me his name who could secretly be 50 or in the FBI"

Unknown Number: Then I want to be called "Bradford Bad Boi"

Me: No

Unknown Number: Please

Unknown Number: I'll buy you Starbucks

Unknown Number: That is if you're someone who likes that stuff, I don't but

Me: Fine, ONLY if you get me Starbucks

Me: Preferably vanilla bean frappe :D

Unknown Number: Picky one you are

Unknown Number: Why did I agree to this

Unknown Number: You're gonna drain all my money, and trust me my job doesn't pay me as much as it should

Me: Where do you work???

Unknown Number: I can't tell you that

Unknown Number: Then you'd know who I am

Me: But that's the point you idiot!