group chat

hwangjin:
3 days bitchessss

okayskz:
i'm so excited omg

jisungies:
bro yes, i'm literally freaking out

uwukids:
the rest of the group said that
they can't wait to meet you guys

okayskz:
whAT

jisungies:
oh. my. gOD.

okayskz:
did minho say that he
wanted to meet me?

jisungies:
^ what about jisung

hwangjin:
really

uwukids:
you're worried about minho?!

okayskz:
yes

jisungies:
ok but what about jisung

hwangjin:
damn felix, you got some
competition 

uwukids:
nah, she would never pick minho
over me, right?

okayskz:
i don't know about that ...

uwukids:
whAT

okayskz:
i'm kidding, idiot

uwukids:
i almost died pls no

hwangjin:
he really almost did, i should
have recorded it

jisungies:
oh ok, so it's ignore val day, huh?

hwangjin:
y'all hear something?

uwukids:
he's mad that you're worried ab
jisung and not him

jisungies:
is that so?

hwangjin:
no

jisungies:
don't lie.. but aw. what a cutie.
i cant wait to meet you either jinnie

okayskz:
that's cute

uwukids added hanjisungbro to the chat!

hwangjin:
dude why tf did you add him

jisungies:
is that 😳

okayskz:
jisung ?

hanjisungbro:
okay first of all hyunjin, i dont
appreciate that. you're mean,
& secondly because i wanted to
meet the girls before the concert

jisungies:
i love you

hanjisungbro:
i'm guessing you're val, hi :)

okayskz:
she's hyperventilating, pls send help

jisungies:
stfu, no i'm not

jisungies:
anywaYS. yes hi i'm valerie, but i
go by val! it's nice to meet you hhhh

okayskz:
she's lying, she totally was

okayskz:
but i should introduce
myself! hi, i'm kiyia :)

hanjisungbro:
so you're felix's girl, huh

uwukids:
yeah she is, so stay in your lane
squirrel boy. i know your past
about being a flirt

okayskz:
feLIX WHAT

hwangjin:
so we are claiming people?
i claim val

hanjisungbro:
y'all can't just claim people

hwangjin:
just did

jisungies:
i am not an oBJECT TO CLAIM
HYUNJIN

hanjisungbro:
told you

hanjisungbro added kitchan, minhole, softbinnie, jeongout, and mydaysicc to the chat!

okayskz:
i'm literally dying at your
usernames oh my god

minhole:
which one are you?
val or kiyia ?

okayskz:
i'm kiyia

jisungies:
i'm val

jisungies:
bro wait

mydaysicc:
???

jisungies:
kitchan - why do i already
fOLLOW THAT PROFILE

kitchan:
this is my secret stan account

okayskz:
so the rumors are riGHT

softbinnie:
this is how chan gets all of the
info on stays and then keeps
y'all in check on vlive

jisungies:
don't say yALL, i'm not problematic

jeongout:
that we know of

jisungies:
excuse me, all i do is fangirl
over han jisung

mydaysicc:
you hear that jisung? 👀

hwangjin:
stop it right tHERE

jeongout:
this is the real tea

okayskz:
i literally see no tea being spilt

jeongout:
get ur eyes checked, there's tea

uwukids:
jeongin be niCE, the girls don't
know what we know

okayskz:
jeongin, i am hurt </3

jeongout:
i mean all of this in a nice
way, i talk to my friends like this

jisungies:
what don't we know? SPILL

minhole:
hyunjin likes val but val has her
eyes set on one person, and one
person only. and that person is
my person so back off vAL

hanjisungbro:
minho, dude, how many times do i
have to say that i don't like
you like thAT

minhole:
ew, i don't like you like that either.
what i'm saying is you're my best
friend, my person. no one can
take you away

okayskz:
wow minho is possessive 😳

jisungies:
wait what

hwangjin:
i hate all of you

kitchan:
we don't use that word in this
household, hyunjin. hate is
not a nice word

uwukids:
i hate that jisung added all of you

kitchan:
felix what did i just say

okayskz:
you better get him chan

okayskz:
but wait let's back up a few steps,
hyunjin, you like this crackhead?

jisungies:
^

hwangjin:
i thought i was being obvious

jisungies:
i'm dumb

uwukids:
we know

mydaysicc:
felix, you were being dumb w
kiyia, don't clown val like that

okayskz:
what

softbinnie:
he thought you didn't like him
back but the way you got all
flustered about everything was
so obvious . all of you are dumb

minhole:
changbin i swear, shut up.
don't say all of us, bc i'm not

softbinnie:
you sure ab that?

kitchan:
behave

minhole:
fine. anyways, val take hyunjin
and stay away from jisung 😤