group chat

okayskz:
y'all

okayskz:
i never want kids

jisungies:
did you babysit again today?

okayskz:
yes but this time there
were two.

okayskz:
toddlers are little evil humans

okayskz:
i hate them, i'm so tired

hwangjin:
then don't babysit

okayskz:
but it's my joB

uwukids:
get a new job?

okayskz:
uh but i get to work from
home, in my pj's. nah

jisungies:
you're a whole mess, i can't

okayskz:
no pain, no gain

hwangjin:
what's your gain tho

okayskz:
money, duh. gotta make
money somehow to see
stray kids in concert

uwukids:
i thought you already
got tickets?

okayskz:
i did but i still gotta get
everything else. hotel room,
plane ticket, food, uber rides, etc

okayskz:
i hate skz for this i swear

uwukids:
hey it's not their fault you
decided to stan them

okayskz:
it's not my fault that they
dragged me in and held me
captive with their talent

jisungies:
that's what i'm saying

jisungies:
skz can fight me for making
me broke

hwangjin:
100 dollars that you'll lose

jisungies:
pfT, wanna bet?

hwangjin:
actually, yes. that's why i said
100 dollars that you'll lose

jisungies:
i

okayskz:
lmAo

jisungies:
i'll fight you too, punk

uwukids:
can i record it

okayskz:
i'll make the popcorn

okayskz:
i bet that val will win

uwukids:
ehh, i dunno. jacob has
some amazing moves

jisungies:
you're a fake friend eli

hwangjin:
he's my friend tho

jisungies:
friendship of the snakes

okayskz:
snakeship

uwukids:
i wheezed

hwangjin:
... he really did , even tho
it's not that funny , sigh

okayskz:
at least someone appreciates me

uwukids:
i'll always appreciate you

okayskz:
oh-

jisungies:
she's blushing so hard rn

okayskz:
no i'm not

jisungies:
you are, don't lie

uwukids:
👀

okayskz:
i swEAR IM NOT

okayskz:
i just uh, put too much blush
on this morning when doing
my makeup

jisungies:
your excuses are weak, you
didn't even wear makeup today

okayskz:
you're no longer my friend

jisungies:
that's okay, i have eli and
jacob as my friends

okayskz:
but did they buy you a
stray kids ticket ?

jisungies:
suddenly i don't know
who eli and jacob are

hwangjin:
you're going too, val?

okayskz:
of course she is, i cant just
go see them alone, without
my crackhead best friend

jisungies:
and my birthday is a few
days before the concert
so it's also my birthday gift

uwukids:
aw, kiyia, that's so sweet of
you to do

uwukids:
i wish my friends were nice
enough to buy me a ticket
for my birthday

hwangjin:
i literally spend all of my money
on you and all of our other friends

jisungies:
sounds like you're rich

jisungies:
be my sugar daddy, i'm broke

okayskz:
wtf vAL

uwukids:
i'm -
is she always this wild ?

hwangjin:
suddenly i'm broke

jisungies:
you suck

hwangjin:
you sure that's not you?

jisungies:
i don't have a response to that

jisungies:
i'll just find a different sugar
daddy that will pay for all
of my kpop needs

okayskz:
shoot, sign me up. i
need one too

uwukids:
i volunteer

hwangjin:
don't let him fool you, he's broke

okayskz:
oh man.
that's okay, as long as he
can provide me with at least
one kpop album a month 

uwukids:
uM
i can give hugs ???

okayskz:
you give good hugs?

uwukids:
only the best

okayskz:
hmmm

okayskz:
okay deal, 1 hug per month

uwukids:
um how about i hug you
whenever i want to ?

okayskz:
i mean that's fine too 😳

jisungies:
this is kind of making me soft,
i wanna barf at how cute this is

hwangjin:
shut up val you ruined the moment