private message 

jisungies:
hey eli

uwukids:
hey

jisungies:
what's upppppp

uwukids:
um, nothing really. just hanging
out with jacob and a few of my
other friends

uwukids:
wyd?

jisungies:
i'm trying to solve my
conspiracy theory on
who likes who

uwukids:
oh no

jisungies:
oh yes

jisungies:
come on, i won't tell her.
do you like her????

uwukids:
why are you so bent
backwards on this, val?

jisungies:
because i know something
you don't and i have to make
sure nothing bad will happen

uwukids:
something bad?

jisungies:
don't worry about it but do you?

jisungies:
i don't mean to be annoying but
it's really important that i know

uwukids:
okay, so what if i said
that i do like her?

jisungies:
then i would probably be all like
'i knew it and you lied, that's mean
eli don't do that again' or something

jisungies:
but then again you'll just be
confirming what i already know

uwukids:
if i tell you, will you
promise to not say
anything else in the
group chat?

jisungies:
i can promise that i'll try
to behave a little more

jisungies:
...maybe

uwukids:
i mean it's going to come out
eventually so i might as well
tell you. jacob already knows sO

uwukids:
i do like her but

jisungies:
but what

uwukids:
being in a relationship with
her would be so hard. i don't
want to put her through that

jisungies:
why would it be hard? is there
something else that i don't know ab?

uwukids:
no, not exactly

uwukids:
we just don't live close to each
other and i heard long distance
can be hard and stuff

jisungies:
just because they are hard,
doesn't mean that's it not worth it

uwukids:
you're right i guess

uwukids:
i just want to get to
know her a little more

jisungies:
that's understandable

jisungies:
i kind of feel bad for pushing
you to say it now, i'm sorry

uwukids:
nah, don't worry about it.
i was going to have to say
it sooner or later

uwukids:
do you know if she likes me
back though?

jisungies:
uH

jisungies:
my bathtub exploded, gotta go