I dont get this but you do you. If this was meant to be offensive, please tell  me.

It is totally fine! I dont get it. I like snakes tho.

Now I'm scared of octopuses.

YESs

Why would I regret it? This feels extremely threatening.

You clicked on the link. You clearly know who I am.

Thank you so much! I bet you are too.

Thank you! I am  sure you are too!

Thank you! 

Of course you can! Just tell me that it it you, like you posted this in the secret  messages.