WHY CAN'T I GET A SHINY FROM MY PSYCHIC FRIEND SAFARI!!!!! 1,810 ENCOUNTERS AND STILL NOTHING!!!!

Why...? Why can't you just give me a shiny Espurr...? I want one so bad... Why can't I just have it...? You say the chances are 1/512, and I know that doesn't mean every 512 encounters, a shiny pops up...
BUT GEEZ!!! It's been those odds three times over!!
Just...give me a shiny please?

Okay... Here's the rant...

Has anyone ever treated you like a dog? No? Yes?
I was treated like that the other day.
A close friend of mine came over. They were (and I say "were", meaning past tense) the most attractive person I'd ever met. In personality and in looks. But, as I've learned over the years...... Looks are indeed deceiving.

So, I was attracted to this person for awhile now. Probably for a few months. Problem was... I couldn't see this person for a long while. It upset me and I hid myself from the world for awhile. I asked my parent if they could come over, and they called my friend's parent. They said yes and in a few days, here we are off to pick up said friend.

We didn't talk as much as we did the first time they came over, which made me a bit upset. My friend was always on their phone texting someone else. I wasn't texting anyone at the time, but they were. So I was extremely hurt and bored. So, to spite them, I started texting a few friends. They gave me some advice on how to catch my friend's attention. I tried and tried and tried. But nothing seemed to work.
Later, they told me that they were texting their boyfriend.

That hit me like a twenty ton boulder.
It...really did hurt. It felt like an arrow had shot me right in the eye. I had said to them, "But I am attracted to you. Do you know how hard it is to hold back in front of someone you are attracted to?" They said, "Yeah, but you've been holding out this long, haven't you?"
Heh... The sad part is......I wasn't going to be able to hold back much longer. I know it sounds selfish of me......but it was hard. You don't know how much they were tempting me! Probably not intentionally, but you get the point!
They knew I liked them, yet they kept pushing it!!!

So, we were watching tv in my room. They were laying on their back. All I could think about was if I should make a move or not. I contemplated it in my head for about 5 minutes, then said inside my mind, "JUST DO IT!!!"
......... So I did. But guess how they reacted?

They put on a poker face, stared at me, and muttered, "Off."

DO I LOOK LIKE A PET TO YOU?!?!?! 😡😡 I HONESTLY WANTED TO HIT THEM FOR THINKING THEY COULD GET AWAY WITH THAT!!! But I didn't. My better judgement told me to just get away from them and cry later when they left.

That's about it. Sorry if it was long. I just had to get it out. I'm just gonna go try to stop thinking about it with some James Patterson.
Bye.