**fluff**

Imagine the writer being sorry for the trash you are about to read.

"What the shit is this!?" Tony yelled from the opposite side of the counter. "I asked for double blueberry pancakes and I only got regular blueberry pancakes! Someone is responsible," Tony said, raising his eyebrows at Bucky.

Bucky's eyebrows raised. "I didn't know what double blueberry pancakes meant so I just put a lot of blueberries in them! I'm sorry," Bucky pouted, sitting next to you on a stool.

You petted his head and he cuddled into your shoulder.

"And why exactly couldn't you use Google?" Tony asked, pointing a spatula at Bucky while he threw the paper plate of blueberry pancakes away.

Bucky pouted at the sight of his pancakes becoming garbage. "I made those with love," he murmured.

"I asked you a question, Bucky," Tony said, glaring at Bucky.

"Wait- what was the question again?" Bucky asked, looking glum.

Tony dramatically sighed. "Why couldn't you Google how to make double blueberry pancakes?"

Bucky looked at him with a confused expression. "How do you Google?"

Tony sighed and tossed the spatula in the air, not bothering to catch it or anything. "I'm done and I've lost my appetite."

"And then I was like 'Oh no you didn't, Bucky' and then Sam was like 'Oh, shit, I wonder if Bucky's hair is as long as his'- oh, hi Bucky, Y/N, and Tony!" Steve chirped. The rest of the Avengers were walking to the kitchen with him. "How are you guys?"

"Bucky fucked up my pancakes," Tony said, glaring at Bucky.

Bucky went back to pouting and rested his head on your shoulder.

Steve fainted into Natasha's arms.

"Watch your language, Tony! You know that he's sensitive," Natasha hissed at Tony.

Tony rolled his eyes. "And so is a clitoris but you don't see me not rubbing on it."

"I'm baaaaack!" Steve sang as he popped up from Natasha's arms.

"What's a clitoris?" Bucky asked, confused. Steve fainted again.

Tony looked at you. "I thought you two have had sex," Tony said, taking a sip of his drink.

"We have," you murmured, resting your chin on your hand.

"You poor thing," Loki said, sitting beside you at the counter and smiling apologetically at you. You rested your head on his shoulder while Bucky's was still on yours.

"Oh, yeah, that'll be an epic threesome," Clint said from somewhere behind you.

"No it's won't because Bucky doesn't know what a clitoris is," you said, crying into Loki's shoulder. Loki petted your head and soothed you.

"If someone told me what a clitoris was then maybe I would understand the reference! Like, is it from a movie or something?" Bucky asked, throwing his arms in the air.

"It can be found in some movies," Tony mumbled, taking a sip of his drink.

Loki looked at Bucky seriously. "You make me actually want to give the throne to Thor so that I can kill myself," Loki said.

Bucky pouted again and slammed his head on the counter, not bothering to put his arms there or anything.

"You made metal man bang himself," Tony said to Loki, smiling to himself.

Loki rolled his eyes and then Thor suddenly popped in.

"What did thou say about Loki making Man of the Metal Arm bang himself?" Thor asked.

Clint walked to the bar and made himself a drink. "Exactly what it sounds like."

Tony wore a confused look. "Why exactly did you swoop in at the exact same moment I joked about Loki making someone bang themselves?"

"Oh! Look at the time! Jane is expecting me for midday meal!" Thor said and he swung his hammer and flew out the window.

"What a loser," Loki said, flipping his hair back and glaring at the window. "He never will be as cool as me."

"And he probably knows what a clitoris is, too," Clint said, walking over and standing by Tony. Tony chuckled at him and clinked glasses with him.

Bucky slammed his head on the counter again and left it there. "If someone just told me-" Bucky mumbled into the counter.

"It's a part of a vagina, Bucky," Natasha interrupted, setting Steve down on the couch.

"It is indeed," Loki said, raising his glass in the air at her.

Bucky raised his head from the counter. "That's all?"

"It's the most important part, Bucket," Tony said, staring Bucky dead in the eyes.

"That's not my name," Bucky mumbled nervously.

"It's the part you pay attention to while you're eating out a-" Tony said when he was interrupted.

"I'm back again! Backstreet's back, alright!" Steve sang, dancing to the tune playing inside his head.

"I don't understand that reference," a man in a trench coat and blue tie said out of no where.

"Who the hell are-" Loki said when he was interrupted.

"Oh, there you are, Cas. We've been looking all over for you," the man with the shorter hair said. There was a total of three men; the one with the trench coat, the one with the shorter hair that had lovey-dovey eyes at the man in the trench coat, and the man with the longer hair.

"Thanks, Dean. I was lost without you," Cas said, stepping closer to Dean and putting his hand on Dean's shoulder.

"No problem, babe," Dean said, leaning into Cas. They suddenly disappeared and the only one left was the one with the longer hair.

"Goddamnit. Not again," the one with the longer hair mumbled. He looked at the group of y'all. "Hi." He waved. "I'm Sam. I'm just gonna, uh, leave now," he said and then started walking towards the door.

"I will admit that that one had amazing hair," Loki said, nodding at the man's hair.

Bucky looked at Loki. "I completely agree." The two men nodded at each other.

"Ok, but is anyone else concerned? Like, why did that happen?" Tony asked, taking a huge swig of his drink.

"The one in the trench coat was kind of cute," you mumbled, sipping at your drink.

Bucky looked at you, shocked and solemnly. "I thought what we had was special," Bucky pouted.

You kissed his cheek. "Of course it is, baby. I love you."

"I love you, too, Y/N," Bucky said, resting his head on your shoulder.

"Even though he's gay I bet the one in the trench coat still knows what a clitoris is," Tony said and he chuckled, as did the rest of the group.

Bucky glared at Tony and flipped him off.

"James Buchanan Barnes! Watch your hands!" Steve yelled from where he was still standing, which was by the couch.

"Shouldn't it be wash your hands?" Natasha asked, confused.

Steve shook his head. "Pepe the frog doesn't think so." Steve did a sassy motion with his head.

"Ok. Jesus calm down," Natasha said, holding up her hands in surrender.

"Adam Levine is Jesus," Bucky mumbled, looking down at his hands and smiling.

"Don't make me snap my fingers in a Z-formation," Steve said to Natasha, snapping his fingers in a Z-formation.

"I'm so done," Loki said, chugging down his drink and then snapping his fingers so a new, stronger one appeared.

"Sigh," Steve spoke aloud, walking over to where the group of you was.

"Not this shit again," Sam said, flying in through the window.

"Bird friend!" Clint said, walking up the Clint and hugging him.

"What kind of white shit is this?" Sam asked, not hugging Clint back and standing there awkwardly.

"Just let it go, let it go," Bruce sang, dancing his way to the fridge.

"Same," Bucky mumbled.

Steve walked over to stand by Bucky and he looked down at his shoes.

"Damn, Daniel!" Steve called, looking at Bucky's shoes. "Back at it with the white vans!"

Bucky looked down at his shoes and then up at Steve with tears in his eyes. "My name's not Daniel, Steve," Bucky mumbled with tears coming out of his eyes.

"Oh, I'm sorry, honey. It's ok," Steve said, hugging Bucky. Bucky rested his head on Steve's shoulder as he cried.

"I have something that'll cheer you up," Steve mumbled seductively into Bucky's ear, but the rest of the group could hear.

"And wha-what's that?" Bucky asked, sniffling.

Steve looked down at Bucky's shoes and pointed. "What are thooooooooooooooose!?"

Bucky looked down at his shoes. "These are moccasins, Steve. I don't know how that should've helped me," Bucky said and sniffled.

You kissed Bucky on the cheek and he smiled. You whispered in Bucky's ear, "Iridocyclitis," and he got a hard on. You smiled, knowing that no one else could see it except for you. Except Steve.

Steve glared at you while whispering in Bucky's ear, "I'm in me mum's car." Bucky shivered. "Finish the phrase, Bucky," Steve whispered, pinching Bucky's thigh. You glared at Steve.

"Vroom vroom," Bucky whispered while shaking, practically coming already.

"Good boy," Steve whispered and he tapped his hand against Bucky's clothed balls.

"I have to go dump my tea in the harbor!" Bucky yelled, getting up and sprinting to the bathroom.

Steve leaned over. "We've done good."

"We have," you returned, high fiving Steve no matter how much you hated him for turning on Bucky.

"You guys are such pervs," Loki said, flipping his hair and putting on sunglasses.

"And us pervs must stick together!" You yelled, raising your glass in the air. Steve clinked his glass with yours.

"Victory screech!" Steve yelled.

Everyone yelled, "Lolololololo!" Even Bucky yelled it as he came into the toilet.

"Hey, guys, y'know who Tony'll never be?" Clint leaned into the group. Everyone shook their heads.

"LeBron James!" Bucky yelled, walking out of the bathroom.

"Correct!" Clint yelled as Bucky sat next to you.

"I understood that reference," Steve said, looking around the group cockily with his eyebrows raised.

You leaned into Bucky. "All better now, baby?" You asked.

Bucky nodded his head sleepily. "Mhm," he said and rested his head on your shoulder. "My clitoris is all better now."

Tony spit out his drink and turned around, and he covered his mouth with his hand.

"What the actual fuck?" Loki asked, looking at Bucky worriedly with a rainbow over him.

"Wow, that rainbow is so pretty," Bucky mumbled, looking at Loki's rainbow.

Bucky started to reach for Loki's rainbow but Loki swatted Bucky's hand away. "This is my rainbow you mewling quim. Back off," Loki said, making the words 'Deal With It' appear above the rainbow.

"Wow," Bucky said, staring dreamily at the rainbow.

"Is Bucky ok?" Sam asked, looking around the group.

"He just had an orgasm. Of course he's ok," Tony said while looking at Sam.

Sam nodded his head and said, "Touché."

"Hey, do you guys wanna know what I'm doing later?" Bucky asked, still staring at Loki's rainbow.

"Aren't you gonna be here-" Tony began when he was interrupted by Bucky.

"I'm GOING ON A TRIP IN MY FAVORITE ROCKETSHIP!" Bucky sang, doing a plane motion with his arms.

"No, no, no! Not this shit again, too!" Sam said.

You looked at Sam. "You remember shit like this happening, too!?"

"Yes! But were mine and Steve's and Bucky's names all different?" Sam asked, looking at you.

You nodded your head frantically. "Your name was Anthony! And Steve's name was Chris! And Bucky's name was Sebastian and Bucky's hair was short!"

"Oh my lord," Sam said, looking up at the ceiling. "Literally, same. This is like Inception but with less Leonardo DiCaprio," he said, waving his arms in the air.

"Too bad he'll never win an award," Bucky said while laughing.

"Shut up! He did win an award for The Revenant!" Natasha yelled, leaping over the counter and attacking Bucky.

"Ah! Help me!" Bucky yelled while crying on the floor. "I never meant for it to be this way!"

"Apologize! Leo should be titled Best Actor, too!" Natasha yelled, slapping Bucky's flesh arm.

"MATT DAMON FOR LIFE!!" Bucky yelled with Natasha still on top of him.

"WRONG ANSWER!! Natasha yelled, hitting Bucky even harder.

"I actually agree with Bucky though," you said, turning to look at the rest of the group. The group all nodded their heads and agreed.

"Yeah, he was really good in The Martian," Tony said, sipping at his drink.

"And the guy who played Chris Beck was really hot," you said, looking off into the distance and breaking the fourth wall by looking at the camera.

"Y/N, where exactly are you looking?" Clint asked nervously.

"I don't know," you replied shakily. "Matt Damon for life," you whispered.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?" Natasha yelled, looking at you while still on top of Bucky.

"DEEZ NUTS!" You yelled.

Bucky laughed and pointed at you, acknowledging your joke.

"I didn't understand that reference," Cas said, popping back in and then back out again.

"Who is that guy?" Tony asked, waving his arms in the air.

"My worst enemy," Bucky mumbled as Natasha got off of him. Bucky walked back to his seat and sat next to you.

"Remember when I killed your parents?" Bucky asked Tony out of the blue.

Tony glared at Bucky. "We already discussed this; yes, I do. That's why I was in therapy every Monday for three years."

"I think you were just in therapy because it was Monday," Clint said, taking a sip of his drink.

"What if I told you that I fucked your mom," Bucky said, looking at Tony and smirking.

Tony raised his eyebrows and pointed at Bucky! "You're not my dad! You always wanna hear something, you ugly ass fucking noodlehead."

Bucky chuckled lowly. "But I am someone's Daddy," Bucky said lowly and looked at Loki who then blushed.

"But I thought that you were someone's bitch?" Tony asked.

Bucky glared at Tony. "Shut up," Bucky mumbled, taking a sip of his drink.

"Hey, you don't talk to people like that! 10 spanks on each side later on. Understand?" You told Bucky, who then nodded miserably.

"Hey, I don't mean to ruin the party but I actually have to go," Clint said. "The wife needs me."

Tony wiggled his eyebrow at Clint who wiggled his eyebrows back.

"Yeah, same for me, except no wife. I have to go kill my father. Ttyl, bitches," Loki said and then poofed back to Asgard, leaving behind his rainbow.

"DIBS," Bucky said, grabbing the rainbow and carrying it to your shared room.

Everyone else walked back to their rooms and it was now only you and Sam. "So, do you think that Sebastian Stan guy that you and I both saw in an alternate universe is really real?"

Sam leaned in. "Yes, I do," he said and nodded his head to the right. There stood Sebastian Stan.

"Hey, baby," Sebastian said, picking you up and twirling you around. "Wow, you look even more beautiful than last time."

#ThisImagineIsOnDrugs

But who made the connection to Drunk Fun 2!? No one!? Understandable.

Random gif of Seb: