**heavy metal fluff** (( marvels_agents100 ))

Imagine meeting up with TJ after many years of no communication.

**Drug References**

AND OH MY LORD- THIS IS MY 50th CHAPTER!!

Request by: Xxooxxooo

You moved your straw in a circular motion around your margarita. The ice cubes followed the straw, even though your main goal was to push them out of the way. This added irritation just made the day a little more rough.

You had just gotten fired from your writing job. You hadn't written a decent book in two years, and the ideas that you pitched to the company were horrible. So, you walked to a random bar and sat your ass down.

You heard the door swing open behind you and you continued stirring your drink. You didn't seem to give a single fuck when a man sat next to you- until he looked at you.

"Y/N?" He asked surprisedly.

"TJ?" You asked, raising your eyebrows.

He nodded his head frantically and hugged you. You hugged back with full force. You and TJ had been best friends since childhood, but then you moved to a different state and TJ was still in the White House, so you lost communication. But your job had you fly out to D.C. for a writing "conference" or whatever the hell that meant. Nonetheless, you still got fired.

"How are you!? How's things been?" TJ asked, releasing you from the hug.

You sat back in your seat. "Things have been ok, actually. I just got fired from my writing job, but maybe it just wasn't my calling," you said, taking a long drink from your margarita.

He frowned at you. "I'm so sorry, Y/N. I didn't know. But, you are an amazing writer from what I remember of you writing those short princess stories." He smiled at you and you giggled.

"I missed you, Teej," you murmured, looking longingly into his eyes.

He smiled sadly back. "I missed you, too, Y/N/N."

You chuckled at the childhood nickname. "Hey, Teej?" You asked, raising your eyebrows.

"Yeah, Y/N?"

"Do you have any plans today?" You asked hopefully.

He giggled. "No, I do not, Y/N. Why you wanna know?" He asked, wiggling his eyebrows.

You giggled. "Because I miss us."

**
TJ's Apartment

"Fuck, TJ. This place is the shit," you said, awestruck at how huge his place was. There was a piano in the center of the main room, along with a fish tank on a wall and an alcohol cabinet on the other.

He giggled at your response and fell onto the couch. "Yeah, my mom hooked me up with some money and gave me this place. Isn't it great?" He asked, talking with his hands.

You giggled and nodded approvingly. "I especially like the tons of alcohol," you giggled, motioning towards the cabinet.

He smiled. "Well, if you like that," he said, standing up from the couch. "Then you'll definitely love this," he said, walking over to the cabinet and opening a drawer full of drugs.

Your eyes bugged at the amount of drugs that were in the drawer. Marijuana, cocaine, meth- he had it all. "Jesus Christ," you whispered, flabbergasted.

He smirked at you. He reached into the drawer and pulled out a bag of cocaine. He then shut the drawer and walked over to the couch. "I remember your favorite," he said seductively, wiggling his eyebrows.

You giggled and walked over to him. You both sat down and he took a $10 out of his pocket. You took one out as well.

"This brings me back," you said, giggling. He busted out laughing, as well.

"Woah- calm down there, Y/N. We haven't even done anything yet," he said, giggling.

You giggled. "But before we do it, we have to keep our tradition. Remember?"

He nodded his head. "We each tell each other a secret and then we do the drug, which in this case is coke," he said, smiling.

You smiled back. "Ok, um.. Lemme think." You thought for a moment and then answered. "You know that trailer that just came out for that new Marvel movie? Um, Civil War?" You asked, raising your eyebrows.

He nodded his head. "Yeah. Why?"

"Well," you began, "I kind of got off to it the other day. Specifically, I got off to Bucky. He's sexy as hell," you said, talking with your hands. "And he's probably got a dick this big," you said, moving your hands in a ruler motion.

TJ busted out laughing.

"What!? Don't judge me! I think that Sebastian Stan is hot! You have to agree with me," you said, raising your eyebrows in a 'really' look.

He giggled and nodded his head. "I do agree," he said, raising his arms up in surrender. "He is pretty sexy. I'd fuck him," TJ said.

"Not if I got to him first," you said, bumping your shoulder against his.

He giggled and looked at you seductively. "Well, you'd be surprised Y/N," he whispered.

You raised your eyebrows. "And what's that supposed to mean, Teej?"

He winked at you and whispered, "Don't tell anyone because this is a government secret, but," he looked around the room, "I'm Sebastian Stan."

You giggled and hit his arm playfully. He giggled back.

"Ok, your turn for a secret," you said, smacking his arm playfully.

He thought for a moment. "Well, for starters, I'm bi," he said seriously.

You raised your eyebrows at him. "Wait- what? TJ, wha-"

"I discovered it when I was watching porn." He held up his arms in surrender. "I know- classy. But, anyway, I've always kind of known I've been attracted to women, but I knew I was attracted to men more. So, when I came out, I decided to hide the part of me that liked women. I figured it wouldn't be socially acceptable anymore, due to the fact that 'I'm the first kid who came out in the White House.' But, I'm coming out to you right now. Technically, this is the second time I've come out," he said the last part with a giggle.

You hugged him, taking in his scent and everything. He hugged back lightly and buried his face in your neck. "You're an amazing woman, Y/N," he said into your neck.

You smiled. "And you're an amazing everything, Teej," you said.

He pulled away from the hug. "You ready?" He asked, wiggling his eyebrows.

You nodded your head and giggled.

He began lining up the coke on the table. Once it was in a line, you both got your bills ready.

"Ready?" He asked again.

"Always," you replied.

You both leaned down with your bills and snorted it.

"Fuck," you exclaimed, coming up for air.

He giggled at you. "You have it all around your nose," he said, laughing.

You began laughing, as well. You wiped your nose with your fingers and asked," Did I get it all?"

He shook his head whilst giggling. "Here," he said, brushing some off of your nose. He then placed that finger in his mouth and sucked the remaining cocaine off of it.

You moaned lightly. He then cupped your face and kissed you fiercely. You kissed back with as much fervor as him. Your fingers tangled in his hair and his within yours.

Pulling away, he said, "You don't know how long I've been wanting to do that."

You smiled. "And you don't know how long I've been wanting to do you."

And let's just say...

cocaine wasn't the only thing you were sucking off of him that night...

Does that last line even make sense?

If not, it's a blowjob joke...

Guys, sorry for no chapter yesterday. I guess I kind of lied when I told u that there'd be one. But anyway-

(And I've started binge watching The Office)

I MET A HOT 19 YR OLD GUY NAMED DRAKE AT THE HOTEL I WAS AT FOR MY DAD'S GF'S DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY!! AHHHH I EVEN GOT DRAKES NUMBER!!!!! YASSSSSSS!!!!

WE TEXT A LOT NOW AND WE COULDVE POTENTIALLY HAD SEX AT THE HOTEL BUT WE DIDNT AND IM PISSED.

I was literally just walking out of Kacie's room (my dads gf's daughter) to meet up with my dad and then DRAKE was walking to their hotel room (meaning  Kacies and her two friends) and he was like "are we gonna ding dong ditch" and I was like "idk" and then he was like "are u scared" and then I replied "no, we've been doing  it around the hotel the whole time."

Just read the convo below of what I sent my cousin bcuz I can't type rn:

Basically.

Random Gif of Seb: