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jakegyllenhaal: hugo is seven years old in the picture and he was teaching levi the beauty of our ecosystem. let that sink in. #hugoturnseventoday

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tomholland2013: hugo buddy, you're cooler than your dad. don't let anyone else tell you otherwise 😜
↳jakegyllenhaal: @tomholland2013 i'm sure my coolness was
passed down 😎
↳tomholland2013: @jakegyllenhaal sounds fake but okay

username1: ^^ THE married couple everyone

username2: lol rosalie ren who?? the only married couple i stan is
jake and tom 🥰
↳username3: joke's on you though 'cuz rose and jake aren't even married 😝

adra_patel: aawweee my godson is such a big boy already 😭💖
↳jakegyllenhaal: @adra_patel uh-huh and he's also looking for his
auntie addie 😁
↳adra_patel: yes yes ofc i'm going to the party

vancityreynolds: it's a good thing hugo has his mother's eyes 👀👀
↳jakegyllenhaal: @vancityreynolds why do i feel offended????
↳vancityreynolds: @jakegyllenhaal because that wasn't a compliment, dipshit

username4: where's rose where's rose where's rose
↳username2: lol don't go looking for that selfish bitch
↳adra_patel: @username2 WHOAH who pissed in your cereal?

username5: no but seriously where is rose????? she's been inactive on her social media for months and jake hardly mentions her in his interviews and he doesn't post about her quite often 🤔
↳username6: @username5 last i heard she was en route to switzerland for a meeting with the red cross
↳username5: *sighs* i forgot my queen saves the world now 😅

username6: idc if this is hugo's birthday post but i just wanna say how proud i am of rosalie ren🤧💗💞💕💞💘💖 she literally started at the bottom and worked her way up to program director for UNICEF all while being a mother 🤗
↳username2: @username6 we never know she might as well slept her way to the top 😂 surprised she doesn't have STD yet. . .well, do you???? @msrosalieren
↳username7: @username2 slept her way? i doubt anyone would want to bang that skinny ass 🤔 @msrosaslieren
↳username2: @username7 right, right she probably used jake for fame and now she's leaving him with her kids (IF THEY EVEN ARE JAKE'S) since she got what she wanted 🙄

username5: DO SOMETHING @jakegyllenhaal @jakegyllenhaal @jakegyllenhaal

username1: lol why are people attacking rosalie 🤣 you don't even know what goes on behind closed doors 

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username2: jake doesn't even want to defend her lmao
↳username7: @username2 she's just his baby mama 🤭
↳username2: @username7 i give them three more weeks before e news announces their split 😏
↳adra_patel: @username2 @username7 serisouly? ya'll honestly believe the amount of shit e news posts???? what has our society come to

username3: @jakegyllenhaal DEFEND YOUR GIRL! ! !

username7: i wonder if in the picture hugo and levi are talking about the amount of yelling that goes on inside their house hmmm. . .🤔
↳username2: @username7 yikes! she isn't even there for her son's birthday 😒 shame on you @msrosalieren
↳jakegyllenhaal: @username2 @username7 please stay out of my business and hers. thank you.

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