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𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐢'𝐦
𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞.

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ADRA
hey, jake! i need
to talk to you 😊
SEEN AT 2:47 PM

jake??
SEEN AT 2:49 PM

i know you're there
because you just left
me on "seen"
SEEN AT 2:50 PM

FFS JACOB
BENJAMIN
SEEN AT 2:55 PM

ah, so you wanna
play dirty, ayeeee?
SEEN AT 2:57 PM

THOMAS STANELY
HOLLAND IS A
HUGE PROBLEM

JAKE
TOM IS THE MOST
PRECIOUS HUMAN
BEING ON THE
PLANET DON'T EVER
TALK ABOUT MY
HUSBAND LIKE THAT

ADRA
now that i've caught
your attention 😼

JAKE
hi, ads! hugo loves
his present!!!

ADRA
ofc he does i spent 6
hours looking for
the perfect ugly sweater

JAKE
it's the middle of july
and yet you gave
my kid a sweater 😅

ADRA
nyc is always cold

on more important
matters, have you
talked to rosalie?

JAKE
only an emotional
phone call at two in the
morning around
three days ago

i think
that counts

ADRA
whoa you two are so
good at this whole not-
talking-to-each-other-
but-still-would-do-
anything-for-you
kind of thing 👏

JAKE
of course i'd do
anything for
her, ads

i just miss her

ADRA

JAKE
you know, for a cynical
person, you're a pretty
good friend, adra patel

you've managed to get
our heads out of our
asses and save our
relationship countless
of times

ADRA
yeah, yeah just give
me some cash and
we're cool 😎

but it's mostly you
and rose talking to
each other. . .you know?
ITS CALLED
COMMUNICATION

JAKE
okayyy i'll keep
that in mind

ADRA
you two are
unbelievable!

i just hope ya'll
don't combust when
you see each other

JAKE
what??

ADRA
no it just
didn't slip out

JAKE
title of your
sextape

ADRA
i actually meant to
let that out

JAKE
okay, ads, whatever
you say

but i'll try to
be civil

ADRA
civil?? wtf??? you and
rose have been together
for 10 years and you two
are honestly my fucking
otp and now you'll "TRY
TO BE CIVIL" BITCH NO
ERASED

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Hi! It's Rose and Jake and, if you're from TMZ and planning to ask us if we've ever been in handcuffs, then the answer is yes! And, it wasn't even work-related. . .don't be afraid to ask for follow-up questions after the beep.

Hey, Jake? I've made a pretty impulsive decision. Erm—I most likely might possibly be boarding a flight bound for New York. Uhm—I didn't think this through. I still have meetings and events but I cancelled them. I just really miss home. I miss you. Hope you get this.

11:47 P.M.

Hi! It's Rose and Jake and, if you're from TMZ and planning to ask us if we've ever been in handcuffs, then the answer is yes! And, it wasn't even work-related . . .don't be afraid to ask for follow-up questions after the beep.

Hi, so, I'm jet-lagged and hungry and my arms hurt because I've been trying to hail a cab for almost an hour. Uhm—I don't expect you to come pick me up at the airport but I'm still holding onto that. I hope you're still awake and get this soon. But after ten more minutes, I think I'll just book an Uber.

3:56 A.M.

Hi! It's Rose and Jake and, if you're from TMZ and planning to ask us if we've ever been in handcuffs, then the answer is yes! And, it wasn't even work-related. . .don't be afraid to ask for follow-up questions after the beep.

I finally got a cab. You and the boys are probably asleep by now and so I'll just let myself in. I hope Robin doesn't attack me. . .do we still leave the light inside the kitchen on? Does Hugo still sleep with his door unlocked? Do you still want me sleeping by your side? You can tell I'm nervous, huh. . .well, I am. I hope I can make things right. 

4:16 A.M.

AUTHOR'S NOTE
the wonderful gif above was
made by spideyboix !! she's
such a sweetheart 🤧💞💕💗💘
💗💘💝💘💝