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𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞.

𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟏𝟗,𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟐

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jakegyllenhaal: i knew exactly
what love looked like.

[tagged: msrosalieren]

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msorsalieren: aaaawwweeee look at that smile my heart 💘💕💝💕💝💕💖💞💖💞💖💞
↳jakegyllenhaal: @msrosalieren ofc you'd love his smile 😘 i'm 100% sure he got it from me
↳msrosalieren: @jakegyllenhaal i carried him for nine months 🤨 i think i deserve some credit
↳jakegyllenhaal: @msrosalieren you can get 12% 😎
↳msrosalieren: oH OH I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE

username3: jake and rose with all these avengers references 😂

username1: wow 🤣 his first instagram post and he announces that he has a child
↳username3: @username1 lmao it's such a jake move and i'm not even surprised

username2: wait wait how sure are we that the child is jake's????
↳msrosalieren: @username2 sure as hell my baby didn't get those blue eyes from me, hon 🤗 ++ it's really fucking stupid of people to believe all the cheating rumors 😪

hughjackman: aaaahhh!! my favorite gyllenhaal 😍
↳jakegyllenhaal: @hughjackman he's only your favorite because his name was inspired by yours 🙄

username4: GIVE A GIRL WARNING NEXT TIME PLEASE I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS

username5: lmao i knew there was something off with rosalie not being active on social media or walking in fashion shows

username6: aaawweee jake and rose have a baby! ! ! i can rest peacefully now

username7: nah,, i still prefer taylorxjake 🙃
↳username3: @username7 dude, they broke up 3 years ago 😂 i think everyone has moved on except you

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username8: waIT WAIT WHAT'S HIS NAME? HUGH?
↳user1: @username8 we may never know bruh 😶 jake and rose are known for being private but they do occasionally show affection ((LIKE THIS MIRACULOUS POST))
↳username3: @username8 it may take months for us to even get a name 😪
↳username4: @username8 HEY LET'S JUST ASK ADRA @adra_patel

adra_patel: I'M NOT SNITCHING 😁😁NOT WHEN MY POSITION OF GODMOTHER DEPENDS ON IT
↳msrosalieren: @adra_patel i taught you well 😌

username10: why couldn't jake pick a nice american girl?
↳username2: @username10 ikr ! ! ! instead, he runs with this china doll
↳jakegyllenhaal: @username10 @username2 and let this intelligent, hard-working, beautiful woman of color slip through my fingers?! i think tf not 🙅🏻‍♂️

username1: in this household, we stan one (1) open-minded biracial couple aka jake gyllenhaal and rosalie ren—MY BABIES WHO JUST HAD A BABY

username3: i love it when jake defends his girl 🤧💖💖💗💕💗💕💘💞💘💞💗

AUTHOR'S NOTE
a double update because i love spoiling ya'll 🤧💖💞💖💞💗💘💗💘💗💘💗 also, are the throwback chapters okay or a little confusing? this is around the time hugo was born so he's about 3 months i guess 👀