GROUP CHAT !
" full house "
lucy [ lucy ]
+ 5 unknown contacts

lucy added rory !

lucy
everyone this is rory! play nice
because she's very soft

unknown
hello love, i'm rami!

unknown
hi it's ben

unknown
hey i'm daphne! (just ignore ben
we all do)

unknown
HELLO RORY I AM JOE
MAZZELLO AND I LOVE YOU

lucy
oh no...

rory
OH MY GOD HI JOE I
LOVE YOU TOO

lucy
i just had the most vivid images
of my regretting this decision...

daphne
it's too late, they're already one

joe
DID YOU REALLY GET TO
WORK WITH THE ROCK ON
JUMANJI? ARE HIS HUGS
AS WHOLESOME AS I
IMAGINE THEY ARE?

rory
YES AND YESS

rory
wowie i can't believe that
you even noticed me i am
the human equivalent of a
worm

rami
that's not true, we're all just
regular people too

ben
yeah especially gwilym he a
staggeringly unexceptional
welshman

lucy
speaking of... where is gwil?

daphne
probably lurking so he doesn't
embarrass himself in front of
his online crush

unknown
firstly i am NOT lurking and
secondly i am totally
exceptional!

joe
it's true he really is a blessing
upon this cruel world

rory
i can second that

rory
honestly still can't believe any
of you are even interacting with
me, i need cpr IMMEDIATELY

gwilym
i volunteer! 🙋🏻‍♂️

rory
i mean... i wouldn't object 👀

daphne
did you guys just become my
parents? 👀

ben
you're literally a grown ass
woman daphne...

joe
UGH just make babies already!

rami
who? daphne and ben or gwilym
and rory?

lucy
it's doesn't matter! you can't just
go around saying that joe!

rory
also i can barely take care of
a 2 kilogram dog let alone a
whole other human, so it's a
no from me

gwilym
and we're not even on the
same continent...

lucy
well you're in luck! rory just
told me she's arriving
in london two weeks from
now!

rory
it's true! then i have a couple
days to settle in before starting
planning

daphne
awesome! then we can finally
even out the numbers instead
of just two girls on drinks night

joe
OMG I NEED TO START
PLANNING! has anyone seen
my craft box? i'm making
friendship bracelets!

ben
i hope you're joking...

gwilym
he's not, i've seen the box under
his bed

rory
i can't wait!! please make mine
purple!!

gwilym
i wouldn't encourage him too
much rory, it's a trap

lucy
is that jealousy i am detecting
there gwilym?

gwilym
of joe and his craft crate? not
likely

rory
this day has has been way
too much for my poor body
already

rory
if anyone needs me i'll be
rewatching love simon in the
bathtub

lucy
yes, and we'll keep you updated
on any new joe-crafting fiascos!

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authors note !
daphne is a character who belongs to liz's ben hardy fic 'everything i wanted' so definitely give that a read if you stan talent and want to see more of rory!!