Huh? Who goes there? Oh, hello there. Are you lost? Here, sit with me for a spell. We'll find your folks soon, or they'll find us.

Hey, there's no shame in being lost. My friends and I have gotten lost many times. Heck, there was this one time over the summer when me and some others were not only lost but hundreds of miles away from home. Heh, and as if that wasn't bad enough but someone incompetent actually went out to save us. Haha!

Oh, don't get me wrong. I'm very grateful to them for their heroic actions and I'm incredibly delighted to still be living. It had been a close call out in the wild. I felt so sick to my gut.

What? What do you mean what happened? Didn't I just tell you? You need more details? Well, I suppose I can go more into depth. But don't say I didn't warn ya. Now, I should probably start at the very beginning...