YOU IDIOTIC DJEPCKWNALF
You and the rest of your group were in the teachers office in front of Shino who had his arms crossed.
"I've pulled my share of pranks when I was young, so it's not that I don't understand." Shino began. Your one brow raised in confusion.
What fuckin pranks did he pull?
'He was probably the most stiff person I knew.'
He's literally just making things up to make them feel better.
He literally did absolutely nothing when he was young.
'Though I do remember vividly he made that one sound ninja shit his pants during the Chuunin exams.'
Oh yeah... that was interesting and fun to watch.
He's probably only gotten even stronger since then. He was apart of the Konoha 12.
"You got that Y/n?"
"What?"
Shino sighed.
"Since you were the one who actually stopped the shuriken you won't be partaking in the volunteer work. Instead I want you to go to the nurses office to check your hand." He said. You sighed and pouted.
"I'm fine~ "'"tis only a flesh wound~" You sang, holding up your hand to prove a point.
~
You and the group walked to the Great Stone Faces. They all were going to work on Naruto's face which Boruto had smashed with a train.
"Oh this..." Boruto trailed off.
"Yeah... the one you crashed into and damaged like a dumbass." You said from his side.
"All right! I've been waiting for you!" A man walked up to the group of you.
Oh my god people...
"You're the students from the academy, right? Shino sensei told me about you." He said. You scoffed.
"Great... now he knows we're all assholes." You said while crossing your arms. Shikadai nudged you.
"These repairs require extreme care and attention, just think of it as part of ninjutsu training and do your best!"
"Looking forward to working with you!"
You all stood on the metal construction stand... table... thingies.
"Awe man! Isn't there some ninjutsu to fix it all at once?!" Boruto groaned. He then turned his head to you who was sitting the edge dangling your legs.
"Ne, Y/n, is there any Jutsu you could use to help us?" He asked.
"I have plenty of Jutsu's to completele this job." You replied. A smile flashed across his face.
"Then—!"
"But since I wasn't the one who almost killed myself and Metal you're doing it yourself, and not half assing a job." You added quickly, crossing your arms and smirking when you heard Boruto groan quietly.
"By all rights, you should be doing this all by yourself." Inojin said from next to him.
Why are we even here? We didn't do shit.
Apparently Shino wants to lump all of us together because of 'collective responsibility'.
BULLSHIT!!!
'Calm down, Cer. I got in all sorts of trouble when I was younger.'
H-Hime...? You are younger...
'YOU KNOW BEFORE I BECAME YOUNG AGAIN LIKE MOTHER FUCKIN GOTHEL!!!'
The more I think of it the more you resemble Mother Gothel.
'... what...'
You're right... an old lady who constantly turns young again, keeps us confined in here like Rapunzel, impromptu singing and dancing.
'... are you insulting me?'
Um... no?
Yes... yes he is.
'💢💢💢💢.'
YUUUEAHHHHH GET EM GURL!!!!!
Well this is interesting...
H-HIME PLEASE STOP— OW! I-I'M SORRY!!! OW OW OWWW!!!
'LEARN TO HOLD YER TONGUE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!!'
The sound of cracking drew your attention away from beating the shit out of Loki. You saw the stone slowly crackling up the faces and a rock slide fell down towards you.
"Oh lordie!" You exclaimed while rolling out of the way, seeing the metal standy thing thingie break apart and crash into the ground.
"Are you okay, Class Rep, Y/n?!" You heard Boruto called up to you two.
"Yes." Sumire replied.
"I'm fine."
~
It was about sundown by the time you and the others got done with your job.
"Man, I'm tired. Today was rough." Boruto said.
"And whose damn fault was that, ya shit?" You asked, your brow twitching. Boruto just nervously laughed.
"Oh yeah, how about stopping for some burgers? I have some discount coupons." Boruto suggested. You hummed.
"Yeah, that's a good idea." You agreed.
You and your fatass.
'Hey! I'm hungry!'
You looked back and saw Metal behind you, staring up at the Stone Faces. You yourself stopped walking and turned around.
"Ne, Metal, it's not your fault. You were just nervous." You called out to him. He turned his head to look at you.
"The Seventh's face isn't all that perfect in real life anyway." Boruto added. An irk mark appeared on your head, but you ignored it.
"B-but..." Metal trailed off, looking down.
"You know, Metal, just working really hard doesn't mean it's all right. Sometimes, you end up creating more work and skimming over the essentials." Shikadai explained, though it sounded quite insensitive to you.
'IS HE AN IDIOT?!?!'
And you call me insensitive.
"When you get nervous you always make mistakes, right?" Shikadai asked. You sighed through your nose and rubbed your face.
"How did you know?" Metal asked.
"You think it wasn't obvious?"
"OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH!!!" You yelled, catching Shikadai in a headlock.
"Learn to shut your fuckin mouth, pineapple head." You hissed in his ear, tightening your hold on him.
"Oh man... I didn't..." Metal trailed off, causing you to lift your head.
"Anyway, I'm over this way, so..." He said before turning around and walking away from the group of you.
"Metal..." Sumire called softly. You closed your eyes and slowly let go of Shikadai who coughed lightly and turned his head—
"— idiot!!" You exclaimed while connected your hand to his cheek. He went flying to the ground, a bright red handprint on his cheek.
"I SWEAR I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS SHITLESS!!!"
Boruto, Iwabe, Sumire, and Inojin all huddled together in a clump, scared for their lives, watching your hair levitate and split into eleven sections, your eyes red and black.
"Are you a dumbass?! That was so insensitive, you moron!" You exclaimed, grabbing him by his scruff. You dropped him to the ground and huffed, crossing your arms.
"You gigantic asswipe!!"
Ja ne!
{Ruby Red}
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