ATTENTION YOU SALTY FUCKERS!!!! I, THE WONDERFUL, HUMOROUS, MORBID PIECE OF SHIT HAS RESSURECTED FROM THE GRAVEYARD OF FEELZ CALLED MYSTIC MESSENGER, YURI!!! ON ICE, AND HAIKYUU SEASON FUCKING 3!

VIKTUURI IS CANON, DON'T EVEN TRY TO FIGHT ME ON THAT ONE, THE SEXUAL TENSION WAS GETTING TOO INTENSE.

TSUKISHIMA'S HAND DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE THAT #PRAYFORTSUKKI.

SAEYOUNG AND SAERAN ARE MY BOYFRIENDS, I WILL LITERALLY FIGHT ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE

FUN FACT: I CRIED WHEN YURI AND VICTOR KISSED, WHICH MADE MY SISTER SIGH IN DISAPPOINTMENT BECAUSE I AM ONE LOLOL

Okay, on to the story. Lolol.

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Gaara, Kakashi, Guy, Minato, and Madara watched as another soul inhabited your body.

'Alright you piece of SHIT, you're only here temporarily, so don't get too comfortable, fuck boy!'

You put your hands in the horse sign and black flames started swirling around the soles of your feet. You launched towards Madara, quicker than he expected and punched him into the ground near the roots of the flower.

Rabbit, bird, ox, dragon, horse.

Your hair whisked up as fire outlined your figure. You held up your d/h and folded all but two fingers, so that your pointer and middle finger was still extended. You moved your arm from one side of your head to the others sending a sharp wave of fire towards the trunk of the tree. The fire cut through it, making the tree start to fall.

'Okay buddy, it's time to make like a leaf and tree.'

... it's make like a tree and leaf...

'Whatever...'

'Wait, what?! No. No no no!! Please don't send me back there! I just got here!!'

'Sorry dude. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.'

'BUT I'M THERE FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!'

'Ain't my problem. Bye boo.'

The fire outlining your body dissipated as a black light flowed from you into the ground. Exhausted, you dropped to your knees and placed your hand on the ground to support yourself. Madara slowly got up, his hardened forehead thingy cracked and broken.

"Heh. I expect nothing less from the descendant of Hachirou and Ryuu. But. You're exhausted from using large Jutsu. You're finished!" He smirked before sending a black ball towards you, but someone jumped in front of you and kicked it away while doing a sick ass dab.

(Dab)

'He kicked away my truth seeking orb?!' Madara thought. Naruto turned around towards you and placed his right hand on your neck. (He gon' strangle you lolol.)

"Y/n." His calm and relaxing voice called out, making you slowly raise your head.

"Are you alright?" He asked. Your eyes dropped to the ground before you leaned backwards.

"Yeah... I'm just tired." You replied quietly. A soft smile appeared on his face.

"Then you can just relax for a little bit." He said, removing his hand from your neck and covering your eyes with his hand.

"Just close your eyes for a bit." He said quieter before removing his hand from your eyes and turning around towards Madara.

'So you are Y/n Akuma.'

'Hm?'

When you reopened your eyes you were standing in front of an older looking man who was sitting criss crossed in the air. You tilted your head to the side.

"Hi." You said awkwardly.

"You... aren't you the Sage of Six Paths?" You asked, tilting your head.

"Hm? It seems you know of me." He said, not even sounding shocked.

"Uh... duh?" You replied, confused.

"I've heard a lot about you from Sasuke and Naruto." He suddenly said. While your face stayed the same color, steam exploded from your ears.

"I-I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDN'T MEAN TO PUT WORMS IN SASUKE'S RAMEN YOU GOT THE WRONG GIRL!!" You screamed while zipping backwards. Hagoromo let a slight chuckle slip past his lips.

"You're just as they described you." He said amusingly.

"Eh? What the hell did they say?" You asked while making the -.- face.

"Y/n? She's... a complete moron... but she's the only one who I care about at the moment."

"Who? Oh, Y/n-chan? She's awesome!! She's really random and makes no sense, but she's a great person! I actually... accidentally told her I loved her when she was... dying..."

"Ehhhhhhh~" You said, dumbfounded.

'UGHHHHGJ THAT DUCKBUTT!! I AM NOT A MORON!!! THAT DAMN PRADA WEARING SASS DIVA PIECE OF SHIT!!!!' You thought while angrily mumbling to yourself with steam emitting from your head. Hagoromo sighed.

"Listen." He said, catching your attention.

"Naruto and Sasuke are the reincarnations of my two sons. Indra and Ashura." He began, showing you what they look like through the water below your feet.

"However. Even though you are not either of their reincarnations, I see both of them in you." He said. Your brows furrowed in confusion.

"How?" You asked.

"While you are more like Ashura, I can see Indra in you. There's darkness in your heart even when you don't feel or know it." He said. You tilted your head.

"Is that bad?" You asked.

"Of course not. But you do channel a little bit of both of my sons." He replied.

"But how? I can see Sasuke, because he possesses the Sharingan, I can see Naruto because... well because he's Naruto, and he's unpredictable and reckless and does stupid shit, but me?" You muttered. Hagoromo chuckled a little then raised his hand.

"What?" You asked.

"Raise your dominant arm." He instructed. You did what you were told to do wordlessly and raised your d/h.

"You aren't as dark as the moon, or as bright as the sun. You're in between. You're the stars."

"GUAH FUCK!!" You screamed while placing your head in your hands.

"What the shitballs?" You muttered. You looked around and noticed you were back on the battlefield. You looked down at your hand and saw a solid silver star on your palm.

'Sage of Six Paths chakra? But what does it do?' You thought.

Heightened senses, complete chakra control, sometimes truth seeking orbs, and he also added something else.

'Something else? What?'

You're a demon, in more ways than one—

'Yeah, I'm a demon in bed.'

ANYWAYS! For there to be a clan that revolves around darkness and demonic energy, there has to be a clan that revolves around light and angelic energy. Which would be?

'Uh. Fruit cakes?'

-sigh- no, you dunce. White wings?

'OHHHHHHHH ANGELS!!!'

Why the fuck was that hard...

'So? That clan has been extinct for over a hundred years.'

No shit. But do me a favor and hold fire in your hand.

You did as told and created fire in your d/h, but the fire wasn't black, red, orange, or yellow. It was white.

'Angel... fire?'

HOOOOOLY SHIT OKAY I'M BACK, SORRY FOR THAT UNNECESSARY LEAVE OF ABSENCE, WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN, JK, THAT WAS A LIE LOLOL

Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}