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Patience. Waiting. Two words you hate the most. It gave you anxiety, and someone telling you to be patient withers your patience away even more and quicker. You stood up and cut the bandages from your head and began to walk away, your eyes feeling better.

"Where are you going?" You heard Kakashi ask.

"I'm not doing anything at the moment, so might as well do something useful." You replied before jumping away.

"Alright... which nutsack is going to be the winner..." You said to yourself, examining them as if they were prizes.

What's with you and dicks.

'Hey. I'm allowed to joke about dicks.'

You've been joking about dicks since pre-Genin years.

'I have dick on the mind.'

You slashed at a fertilized condom and out plopped a certain art user. You sighed. You never actually talked to the guy, you don't even know his name. Sai? Was it? You heard Naruto say it once, but that was a while ago. Still, you released him from the tsukiyomi. He blinked a few times and looked up at you blankly.

"Y/n?" He muttered, never changing his expression.

"Yeah. Hey, Sai." You replied quietly, crouching down.

"What happened?" He asked, looking around.

"I had released you from the Genjutsu. I was bored." You replied.

"Ya know Sai..." You started, sitting down on the ground.

"I don't know you very well. Would you care to tell me about yourself?" You asked, looking at him.

"What's there to know?" He asked questioningly. You thought for a moment.

"Alright. Then let's start over. Hi, my name is Y/n Akuma! Nice to meet you!" You said with a smile. He nodded at you and thought for a moment.

"Hello... beautiful."

'My heart...'

HIME DON'T DIE!!!!!!

Not as good. Meh.

Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}