Okay, contest time. The goal of this contest is to make me laugh. So comment anything that you find funny, a joke, pickup line, whatever. I'll respond to the ones who make me laugh, whether it's a chuckle or not. And I laugh easily, so. Curses are allowed, just change the letters in the word so it doesn't get reported. Dirty innuendos are allowed, just not anything 18+ or offensive. Aka anything sexist, racist, homophobic, etc.

If you come into the top three, I'll DM you for specifics and details about your prize. If you don't wish to receive said prize of your placing, then you can switch it for another prize.

Good luck my precious gems!

EDIT: AS I SAID BEFORE, THIS SHIT IS CANCELLED, BUT THANK YOU TO ALL WHO PARTICIPATED!!!

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Groaning, you leaned up against a rock, bored out of your mind.

'How long am I suppose to stay here? Can't I do something?'

You're in the middle of a battle zone, the fuck do you think you're going to do? Cha cha real smooth?

'Pfft. Maybe. If you let me.'

You're a lot dumber than I thought.

'Hey! My IQ is pretty high!'

You're IQ is the same number as your height.

If you're 5"4... then that's 65 inches... wow you are dumb Hime!

'HE'S JOKING YOU FLAMING IDIOT!!!'

Oh...

You sighed and sat up, tearing the bandages from your eyes.

"You okay Y/n?" Kakashi asked from across you. You looked at him and nodded.

"Yeah. In fact. I'm going to try something." You replied, getting up and jumping away. Landing in the middle of the body-ridden field, you looked up and examined each cocoon-spinned person. You sighed and brought out your sword.

"Let's see what mystery person I have!" You exclaimed in mock excitement. You cut open the cocoon and a certain brown haired Hyuga plopped out. You sighed and began the process of sacrificing-- I-I mean releasing him from the Tsukiyomi. You began the process of releasing him and when you did, he blinked a few times before moving his gaze towards you.

"Y/n...?" He murmured. You breathed a sighed of relief.

"Good, you're awake... I'm glad it worked." You said to yourself. Neji looked around with his Byakugan activated.

"What happened to everyone?" He asked.

"Isn't it obvious? The Infinite Tsukiyomi." You replied.

What a lil shit...

'Oh shut up! You know you're not any better.'

Neji deactivated his Byakugan and looked at you.

"Hm? What's up?" You asked curiously, pursing your lips.

"I never repaid you. For saving my life back then." He suddenly said, standing up.

"Huh? Oh, that was a long time ago! Besides, I never expected you to anyways." You replied with a smile. He walked towards you and grabbed your arm, pulling you closer to him. He looked you in the eyes with a soft smile on his.

"Thank you, Y/n." He said before leaning in and locking lips with you. Your brain went into maximum overdrive as you were struggling with what to do. You always thought you'd die alone, so...

Idiot!!! Kiss him back!!!!

Automatically obeying her command, you closed your eyes and relaxed your spasming body. When the two of you broke away the first thing that came out of your mouth was-

"Well, looks like I ain't dying alone anymore... unless I kill you..."

Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}