Quote ^: Since I don't like to wait, or make people wait, I'll end this quickly.

Before you read any more, I have something to ask.

What do you say when you bump your chest against something?

Well, the answer are wise words that a warthog and a meerkat said.

... Hakuna ma tatas~

I'm a loser, I know.

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A week later~

"Yo, what's going on?" You asked while walking up to Obito and Kabuto.

"Woahhhh you got a makeover." You said to Obito, gesturing to his new mask and getup.

"It couldn't be helped. My other mask broke." He replied. You looked over towards the four Reanimations with a questioning gaze.

"Are you bringing them back?" You asked towards Kabuto. He nodded before doing a handsign. Steam began to emit from the bodies and the color of the eyes returned. As soon as Deidara moved, you pounced on him, knocking him to the floor.

"YOOOOO It's been a while!!" You called out cheerfully. It took him a moment to process, but when he did, the biggest smile appeared on his face.

"Y/n! Hm." He exclaimed.

"So? What's it like being dead?" You asked. He shrugged.

"Like nothing, hm. I was just in a white atmosphere, hm." He replied. You pouted.

"Why?" You asked.

"How should I know, hm?" He replied. You nodded before climbing off of him and hopping in front of Sasori.

"So you're Sasori, huh? You're a redhead like me! It's not really often I see other redheads besides Loki, Karin, Gaara, and the whole clan." You muttered.

"Who are you?" He asked.

"Hm? Oh, I'm Y/n Akuma! I joined not long after you died, but your room is still intact in the hideout. Before you kill me, I didn't touch anything, but I was impressed that you were able to make so many puppets. Out of dead bodies nonetheless. It's cool." You said with a smirk. A look of shock spread across his face, as if he had never been complimented in his life.

"Thank you. It takes me a while to fix damaged ones." He replied almost shyly.

"Don't worry 'bout that! You're still amazing at making puppets. The only thing I can make is microwavable food." You said with blue lines going across your head. Deidara just sweatdropped.

"You were from the Sand right? You were Granny Chiyo's grandkid right?" You asked.

"How did you know?" He asked. You rolled your eyes.

"Well duh, she told us, dumbass." You replied.

"I see. You replaced me after my death, correct?" He asked you.

"Yeah! It was just fun interacting with Deidara." You said with a giggle.

"THAT WAS NOT FUN!!! HM!" Deidara yelled with an irk mark on his forehead.

"Chill it, Sparky." You replied with a smirk, remembering all the nicknames you use to call him.

"Y/n. I would like for you to come with me for a moment." Kabuto said to you. You looked back at him before looking at the two Akatsuki members.

"It was fun seeing you two again! I hope we see each other again! Love ya!" You called to them before jogging up to Kabuto.

"So she's an Akuma? She's nothing like what people described them." Sasori said.

"Of course she isn't. Why do you think I was able to tolerate her, hm?" Deidara replied.

"Mm. Good point." Sasori replied.

With chu~

"So what do you want?" You asked Kabuto.

"I want you to travel with certain people." He replied to you. You looked at him with raised brows.

"People? Who?" You asked skeptically.

"Just look and you'll know." He replied while holding his arm out towards the inside of the cave.

Oh no no, hell no girl, you know how these horror movies are, the white people see something that's completely ab-fucking-normal, but continue anyways because they're dumbfucks.

...

...

'What the fuck's wrong with chu?'

Sorry...

"Alright." You muttered before walking into the dark cave. Once you got deeper in (🌚) to the cave, you saw a torch and silhouettes of people.

"Oh... ma lawd..." You muttered. Once you got closer you saw the second Mizukage, second Tsuchikage, fourth Kazekage, and the third Raikage. The Tsuchikage was the first one to notice you.

"Huh? Who are you?" He asked, making the other Kage withdraw from their conversation and turn to you.

"Yeller! I'm Y/n Akuma! It's a pleasure meeting y'all!" You said loudly.

"Akuma?" Raikage wondered out loud.

"Why would someone from that clan be here?" Mizukage asked.

"That?" You repeated darkly, your hair floating, making him flinch.

"Exactly who're you talking about, Whispy Whiskers?" You hissed towards him, your eyes glowing red and black.

"I wouldn't mess with this one, Mizukage." Tsuchikage said to him.

"She's filled with dark chakra that could easily consume you." He finished.

"No kidding!!" He responded.

"It's been a while, Y/n. I haven't seen you since you were little." Rasa (Kazekage) said to you, causing you to calm down and look at him.

"Hey old man, it has, hasn't it? Do you miss Gaara? Cause he's doing pretty damn well." You said to him with venom underlying in your tone, but you still sounded innocent. Somehow.

"Well? What do you mean?" He asked. You shrugged.

"You'll find out later. Anyways, when are we departing?" You asked.

"Now."

"Alrighty!" You cheered while clapping your hands together.

"LET'S GO KILL SOME BITCHES!!" You shouted while fist pumping the air, all hyped up.

"She's an idiot..." Mū (Tsuchikage) said.
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You and the rest of the Kage walked through a desert-like terrain, hoping for a sign of life, the only sound of feet shuffling against the ground.

'This is bad. If Kabuto really brings back the REAL Madara AND the other one I'll have to fight them.'

It's okay, Hime! We've got your back no matter what!

What the girly tomato said.

MEAN!!! YOU ARE A GIRLY TOMATO!!!

*sigh* idiots...

'Thanks you guys.'

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?!?!

'Edgy and offensive...'

You sighed deeply through your nose, slightly annoyed by the silence.

"I got a lot of chakra signatures up ahead. They seem to not be able to back up anymore." You broke the silence.

"I'm impressed. You sensed them before me." Mū said. You shrugged.

"It's a gift." You replied. Suddenly, a huge ass wave of sand erupted from the ground, slightly dazzling you.

"Look at that amazing wave of sand!" Mizukage exclaimed. Rasa did the ram sign? And dark circles appeared under his eyes, like Gaara's, before gently placing his hands on the ground. Gold dust immediately exploded from the ground, colliding with the sand and mixing together, successful stopping it.

"Gold dust?" Raikage asked.

"I see now. You were the one who manipulated gold dust using the Magnet Style." Mū said.

"Gold dust is heavier than sand. When Shukaku the one tail would go on a rampage I would stop his sand with this." He replied.

"I'm impressed you knew how to counter it." Mū said.

'Must... resist... the urge... to jump in it...' You thought while slightly sweating. Gaara and Tsuchikage number three showed up. Gaara held out his hand and hands of sand popped up from the sand out and wrapped around each of your legs with the exception of Mū who jumped out of the way. Onoki flew up above and began to activate his Particle Style, as did Mū. As soon as their Particle Style's collided, it caused a huge explosion, resulting in a crater in the middle of the sand pit.

'Must... resist...' You thought again, a bead of sweat dripping down your forehead. Rasa touched the sand arm and they immediately wilted.

"It's been a while, father." Gaara greeted.

"Gaara... where's Shukaku?" Rasa asked.

"He's long gone..." Gaara replied. Rasa's eyes widened a bit.

"What do you mean?" He asked hastily.

"I am no longer the Jinchuuriki you created." Gaara replied again.

'Fuck it...'

You ran towards the sand and dove in it like a mystical pelican diving for food... poor Haru...

'I'll just stay in here...' You thought.

OKAY, SO, I FIGURED OUT THAT LOKI'S EYES ARE LIGHT BLUE AND NOT SILVER.

ThaNK YoU WIkIpeDIA!!!!

Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}