Ruby: Good morning, evening, or night, depending on what your time zone is, I'm Miss Ruby Akuma, the creator, director, and writer of Scroll 1, 2, 3, and 4, which is coming out soon. Sort of like when you do a project by yourself in class and no one FUCKING helps you, and welcome to filler talk, because this is just a shitty filler chapter that has nothing to do with the actual story. And also because I've been procrastinating and have not written anymore chapters, because food.

*applause*

Ruby: Today I will be interviewing some characters from the story in this three part talk show. Now, let's please give a round of applause for the main protagonist of the story, Miss Y/n L/n!

*Reader walks in* *applause*

Ruby: It's good to see you Miss Y/n.

Reader: It's nice to see you too, Ruby.

Ruby: Now tell me, what made you want to audition for this roll?

Reader: When I first got the application, I just pictured myself in the character's spot. I also immediately fell in love with the script and everything that was happening. (Add your own reasons.)

Ruby: I see. Well, you did a very excellent job. What was it like working on set?

Reader: Oh geez. It was interesting. Naruto would always annoy someone, mostly Sasuke, when we were rehearsing our lines. He's a goofball like in the show.

Ruby: Yeah... he was an annoying shit.

Naruto: HEY!! I HEAR YOU!!!

Ruby: Anyways, next question. What was your most favorite part of all three books?

Reader: Hmm. That's hard, there are a lot of parts that were good. My favorite part was probably when I had to crash through the window at the Kage Summit. It made me feel like James Bond.

Ruby: Ah yes, you did a fine job at not killing yourself. Now, next question. Out of all of the cast members, who do you like the most?

*audience oo's.*

Reader: That's hard. Everyone has their own personalities and traits, but the one I like the most is probably (character). They're just different from the rest of the cast and I guess that's why I took a fancy to them.

Ruby: I see. I can see why you like them the best. Now, last question. Will you be starring in more books or shows?

Reader: Ah, well I'm already doing multiple ones. I'm also in multiple ones that haven't been published yet. One of them though is based off of the Harry Potter series and the other is a Mystic Messenger fanfic. Even though we've only done a few scenes for both I am still excited for the release of them.

Ruby: I've heard through the cracks. If you will, please support Y/n in those shows so that she can further her career as an actress. Okay, I lied, this is the last question. What made you take the roll as Y/n Akuma?

Reader: I wanted to show all of my female (and male) viewers that it's okay to be weak and okay to be strong. Obviously I'm not depicted as being weak, but there are moments when I lost hope. I wanted to send a message that if someone doubts you that just gives you more reasons as to work harder. Girls (and boys) should never be depicted as 'weak'. That's why I'm trying to set an example for everyone who views this story that you should never let anyone tell you you're worth less than what you really are.

Ruby: That's deep. I admire your worry for teenagers these days and hopefully your worry pays off. Who knows? Maybe you playing Y/n Akuma has helped people. I've never gotten any reviews or comments that you have, but you never know.

Reader: My goal is to help girls and boys feel like they're worth it. That's it.

Ruby: Well I think you're going to do a great job. Anyways, I'm afraid that's all the questions I have for you, but please give her a round of applause for being so fabulous and amazing. Before that though, do you have any inspirational things to say to the viewers?

Reader: Ah yes. Ahem. Yellow is evil, so don't drink your piss.

*applause* *Reader walks out*

Ruby: Alright, now this character is one of the supporting characters, but still holds a valuable role. Please welcome Miss Hinata Hyuga!

*loud cheering and applause* *Hinata walks in*

Ruby: Good evening, Miss Hinata.

Hinata: G-good evening...

Ruby: d'aaaaawwwww!!!!!

*Hinata blushes*

Ruby: Anyways, you are not seen a lot in the trilogy, but you still hold value to the story. Tell me, how does that go for you?

Hinata: I-I don't care as long as I'm filmed. Y/n is an amazing actress and person, she deserves all the spotlight.

Ruby: Yes that's true, but there are instances where the camera only focuses on you and other characters when Y/n is battling or doing something.

Hinata: Y-yes, I... suppose that's true.

Ruby: What was your initial reaction reading the script?

Hinata: I was shocked about how many swear words that Y/n had to say.

Ruby: But she had no problem saying them?

Hinata: N-no she didn't. Whatever she said she said it very boldly and loudly.

Ruby: NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

*Audience stares in horror*

Ruby: AHEM anyways. What is your relationship with Miss Y/n?

Hinata: She's helped me multiple times with the script and getting into character. So in that time, I think we've become good friends.

Ruby: It seems so. It the last episode, you and Miss Y/n conversed before she left to go battle.

Hinata: Yes. She was pierced with different weapons, but she just brushed it off and left.

Ruby: Ah, I see, well, I'm sorry to say this, but it seems we've run out of time. Thank you for coming here today or tonight Miss Hinata.

*Hinata nods and gets up* *audience cheers* *Hinata leaves*

"Alright, our next two guests are actually married in real life! Please welcome Haruna Kasamatsu who plays the roll of M/n Akuma and Arata Kasamatsu who plays the roll of Arata Akuma!

*audience cheers* *the two walk in and sit down.*

Ruby: It's nice to see you Haruna, Arata.

*the two nodds*

Ruby: Now, you only made a brief appearance in the beginning of the story, then somewhere in the middle and the end. What do you think of that?

Haruna: M/n and Arata play a big part in Y/n's life. Even though they're not seen a lot, their death took a toll on Y/n and made her into the person she is.

*Ruby stares at Arata*

Arata: The first time I saw Y/n when she fell unconscious from over-use of her chakra I wanted to let her know that even though what we did was horrible and never should be done, I wanted her to know that we'd always be there with her and that we didn't want her to remember us how she last saw us.

Ruby: Hm, I see. That's very considerate. Now tell me, what is it like working with Y/n?

Haruna: She's an absolute pleasure. Even though she's incredible possessive over her food, she is just precious.

Arata: Y/n is also the type of person to help you get hyped up or motivate you.

Ruby: Can you give us an example?

Arata: Okay well, let's say you wanted to eat a lot of donuts, but someone told you no because you'd get fat. Y/n would probably reply with 'WELL FUCK EM!! IT'S NOT THEIR DAMN DECISION!! IF YOU WANT TO EAT A FUCKING THOUSAND DONUTS, THEN FUCKIN YOLO IT, AND EAT THEM! FUCK EVERYONE!' And then she'd probably shove one in your mouth.

Ruby: It seems her language is just as vulgar as it is in the story.

Arata: Ohhh yeah...

Ruby: *giggles* well, that's all the guests I have today, next week we'll be interviewing the rest of the characters. Please stay tuned and healthy! Ja ne!

*camera zooms out as it fades to black*

{Ruby Red}