Okay so I figured I'd do just a random chapter filled with humor and whatnot, also because I have to write more chapters since I only have thirty sooooo yeah!! Enjoy!

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You were behind the hideout near the forest training with Hidan with sword-to-sword combat. Him obviously using his scythe, and you using your sword. You threw the sword at him, but he dodged, his cheek getting scraped, and the sword landed somewhere in the forest behind him.

"Fuck you for dodging that." You hissed at him.

"Fuck you for wanting my head to be cut off!!" He retorted.

"And fuck you for fucking me!"

"Fuck you!"

You rolled your eyes before walking towards where the sword went. You pushed through some bushes and saw your sword embedded into the trunk of a tree. You walked over and yanked the sword from the tree. You turned around and started walking back, but stopped when you heard a peculiar noise.

"Mlem."

You stopped and turned around slowly towards the sound.

"Mlem?" You repeated, sounding like a complete idiot.

"Mlem."

You walked towards a bush and slowly pushed the branches back. There, below you was a blue rabbit.

"Mlem?" You said.

"Mlem." It said while licking its nose. You slowly bent down and reached out to touch it, not wanting to provoke it. You felt like a majestic lion sneaking up behind a lioness, getting ready to mate and make babies. Once your finger came in contact with its fur, your finger sank down a few more inches until you finally touched its body.

Bloody hell...

You know what this means...

"F... F... F... FLUUUUUUUUFFFFFFYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!" You screamed while basically holding the bunny up in the air like your sacrificing it. You swore you could've heard The Circle of Life playing in the background, but that could be your wild imagination.

"I'M GONNA CALL YOU MR FLUFFLE, NO... DR FLUFFLE... OHHHHHHHHHH HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL!!! LOOK AT THE WAY THE ROSE PETALS JUST FLUTTER WHEN I SEE HIM *PTERODACTYL SCREECH*!!!!!!! HE'S SO PRETTY *VELOCIRAPTOR SCREAM*!!!! I LOVE HIM, I LOVE HIM!!!! NO ONE LOVES HIM LIKE I LOVE HIM!!!!!!" You screeched demonically, crushing the somewhat terrified fluff ball to your chest, practically killing it.

"OI! What's with all the noise?" Hidan asked annoyed, popping up from behind the bush.

"GET AWAY FROM US BOOBS MACKENZIE!!!!!!" You screamed while running past him. Hidan was just standing there dumbfounded until he finally sighed and face palmed.

"She's an idiot... I knew it..."

Inside the hideout~

"Alright Dr Fluffle as of now you're the best kept secret!!" You exclaimed happily. On cue your door bursted open revealing Pein and the other members, staring at you with an unamused expression.

"Well fuck..." You muttered.

"Hidan told me you found a... -sigh- a bunny?" Pein asked, almost embarrassed that he had said 'bunny'.

"HIS NAME IS DR FLUFFLES." You said annoyed.

"Right, now what are you planning to do with this... -Larger sigh- Dr fluffles?" He asked, his cheeks tinted a very light shade of pink.

"Hidan told you didn't he?" You asked.

"Fortunately and unfortunately yes." Pein admitted.

"FUCK YOU, BOOBS MACKENZIE!!!!" You screamed out the window.

"MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM!!!!"

You turned towards Dr Fluffles and saw him being held by the scruff by Kisame.

"What are we actually gonna do with this fur ball? It'd be a good snack." He said while examining it.

"DON'T TOUCH HIM, YOU MEAT TOSSER!!!!" You screamed while quickly ripping Dr Fluffles out of the sharks grasp.

"I don't want to keep that thing if it's gonna cost us money." Kakuzu said.

"Listen here Muffin Top, you don't get to tell me what to do, until you can PULL YOUR HEAD, OUT OF YOUR HAMSTER HOLE!!!!" You screamed.

"She's not even making sense..." White Zetsu said.

"Just go put that thing back where you found it, it's making you act weird. Hm." Deidara said.

"WELL SWEET MOTHER THERESA ON THE HOOD OF A MARCEDES BENZ, YOU SOUND LIKE A MAJESTIC FUCKING EAGLE!!!!" You screamed in his face.

"WHAT THE HELL IS A MERCEDES BENZ ANYWAYS?!?! HM?!?!" He screamed back.

"Enough. Y/n, go put that animal back in the forest. That's an order." Pein said. You just stared at him, your eyes narrowing.

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"Hi ho, hi ho, off to mop blood we go, do do do do do do do do, hi ho~" You sang while dragging a cart full of red water and a cart full of bodies behind you. You exited the hideout and dumped both carts onto the ground and skipped away, whistling merrily.

"Don't worry Dr Fluffles, I'll make sure you're safe from harm." You said.

A little while later, the members slowly woke up with a bitch headache.

"That damn rabbit..." Hidan muttered.

"We need to get rid of that thing." Kakuzu said.

"Of course she'd choose that overly fluffed sack of meat over us. Hm." Deidara said.

"We can't just make it vanish. She'll know. We need a plan." Pein said.

"And I have the perfect sacrifice, hehehe." Hidan said evilly.

Back inside the hideout, you were tucking your blue bunny inside a cozy space in your room, making sure it was all nice and comfortable. You hopped into bed yourself and wrapped your blankets around your body, facing towards the wall. Once he was sure you fell asleep, a certain lollipop snuck into your bedroom and crept towards the bunny. Once he was close to it, he slowly extended his arms to try and hold it, but your ominous aura behind him made him stop, and slowly turn around.

"Y-Y/n senpai. How are you this fine evening, hehehe?" He asked nervously.

"Well sweet jolly fucking ranchers, I bet your mom wishes she had swallowed you!!!!" You screamed while throwing him out of your window. While you were occupied, you didn't notice a certain silver haired guy start creeping out of your bedroom with Dr Fluffles in his arms. Your head slowly turned to him, making him screech and run out of your room and down the hall as fast as his legs could.

"GET BACK HERE YOU SHRIMP DICK FUCK NUGGET!!!" You screamed. He screeched.

"I HATE CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!!" He screamed back. He quickly turned into a room and slammed the door behind him.

"HIDAN!!! GET YOUR WHITE ASS OUT HERE AND GIVE ME MY DAMN FLUFFLE BACK!!!!!!!!" You screamed, banging on the door.

"MY ASS IS NOT WHITE!!!!" He screamed back.

"MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM!!!!!!!"

"-DRAMATIC GASP IN CAPS LOCK- MR FLUFFLE, I'M COMING!!!!!!!" You screamed while roundhouse kicking the door down.

"YO!! WHY CAN'T YA'LL BE  MORE LIKE THAT MAJESTIC STALLION OVER THERE!!!!!!" You screamed.

*Jean neighs from a distance*

"Oh my god Jean you're so fucking cool, holy shiiit!"

"No but seriously, fuck Jean, I hate him." You muttered.

"Who the hell is Jean? Hm." Deidara muttered with a sweatdrop.

"Never mind, give me ma damn rabbit back!" You said while holding out your hand.

"On one condition." Itachi said after like seven hours of silence.

"Either you get rid of it yourself, or we do." Pein finished.

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"-sigh- I'm sorry it has to end like this Dr Fluffles." You said sadly, putting the bunny down on the ground. He turned around to face you, his nose twitching every one and a while.

"*In Indian accent* Go. Mate and make baby babies together wid some slutty bunny." You said. The bunny hopped closer to you and put his paw on your leg, making your heart and brain basically explode. Then, in a really deep English accent he said,

"It's alright ma G, I got this and I gotchu ma homie."

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"Wait what?" You said while sitting up.

"Hm? What?" Deidara asked from across from you.

"I just had the craziest dream, I found a bunny, then I did this, and said that, and went here..." You muttered.

"-sigh- Whatever you're drinking you should stop, hm." He said.

"I'm going to go take a shower." You said while hastily getting up and scurrying out of the room. Deidara then chuckled.

"If only she knew--" He started, pulling a blue rabbit from behind his back.

"--that it wasn't a dream, hm." He finished, stroking it.

I tried to make it as funny as I could... Yeah I used a lot of references like Markiplier and Attack on Titan Abridged, so if y'all haven't watched either of them, go do it, because the videos are awesome and hilarious.

Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}