It's officially been three months since you joined the Akatsuki and let's say it's been interesting...

"DEIDARA!!!!! GIVE ME BACK MY WAFFLES YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!" You screamed while chasing the blond around the hideout.

"They've been at it for 15 minutes, I'm surprised she hasn't done any Jutsu by now." Kisame said.

"She would never use a lethal Jutsu against her comrades." Itachi simply said before going back to reading scrolls.

"CATCH ME IF YOU CAN! HM!" Deidara chirped before turning a corner.

"I'M SO GOING TO WHIP YOUR ASS, YOU BLONDIE!!!" You screamed, following him.

"THAT'S KINKY!"

"She's very protective of her food, isn't she?" White Zetsu asked.

"She's always been like that." Was Itachi's short statement and boy, was he right.

"I SWEAR IF YOU DROP THEM I'LL KILL YOU!!!" You screamed. Deidara smirked before skidding to a halt and holding up the plate of freshly made waffles. Your mouth watered at the sight, but you quickly remembered what situation you were in. Deidara slowly tipped the plate, making the waffles slide towards the end.

"Deidara, I swear, you will lose both of your arms again, and no one is there to re-sew them." You hissed. He kept tilting the plate more and more until the waffles slowly fell off the plate, and in slow motion, hit the floor with a flop. It was silent for a good 20 seconds.

Oh no...

A death so dramatic they die in slow motion.

"She's going to kill you now." Itachi said while calmly walking past him.

Y/N YOU HAVE A LIFE AHEAD OF YOU, DON'T DO THIS!!!!

"Dei-fucking-dara. I will kill you." You hissed before lunging at him. He screeched before puting his arms out, to soften the blow, but it didn't help much when you came barreling towards him like an angry rhino—

"DON'T COMPARE ME TO RHINOS YOU LITTLE GREMLIN!!!"

Ruby-Chan: Excuuuuse me...

Deidara hit the wall behind him while you were straddling his lower waist. You pulled back your fist and punched the wall, successfully creating a hole in the stone ass wall. He screeched, covering his face with his arm.

"Even a demon has a patience limit!" You exclaimed while glaring at him, your eyes flashing black and red.

"I'll make you more! Hm!" He said, fearing for his life.

"You'll make me more?" You hissed. He vigorously nodded.

"Well, that's so nice of you! Make sure there's a lot of syrup! And don't forget the butter!" You thanked happily while getting off of him. He breathed out a sigh of relief.

Come to my office

"Well, Captain Pein in the Ass is calling, so tata~!" You sang before poofing away.

"Thank Art. Hm." Deidara mumbled. You poofed right infront of Pein in his office.

"Watcha need?" You asked casually. He sighed.

"It's about time you, Deidara, and Tobi go out to find the three tails." He said.

"... Eh?"

"You're probably the only one who can keep those imbeciles in check, so I'm sending you with them." He replied.

He told you a couple weeks ago, how did you not remember?

"I'm doomed..." You muttered.

"DID SOMEBODY SAY 'DOOMED'?!" Foop bursted through the door.

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"LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE BLUE SQUARE, ANIME AND CARTOONS ARE NOT RELATED IN THE LEAST! SO GET YO FLAT ASS BACK INTO YOUR AU!" You screamed at him, pointing a finger in his direction.

"Hah! Anime is a Japanese Cartoon, so in reality, it is related huehuehue." He said while stroking his mustache.

"*growls* No, you little piece of shit, ANIME IS IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CATEGORY, SO DON'T YOU EVEN TEST ME!!!!!" You screamed while kicking him out of the window back to his world.

"What was that...?" Pein asked.

"Oh... Hahaha, um... nothing...?" You replied nervously. He just sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Just get on with the mission." He grumbled.

"Yessir!" You said quickly before zooming out of his office.

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It's been a while since you left the hideout and so far you've stopped about seven fights from commencing.

"Oh! Deidara and Y/n senpai! Look! A Dango shop!" Tobi exclaimed.

"Let's take a break! We've been walking forever—!"

"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WONDERFUL, GLORIOUS, MAGNIFICENT, MAJESTIC FOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!" You screamed while running over to the shop, with Tobi following. Deidara just deadpanned at you.

"Why is it that I deal with the idiots..." Deidara muttered. Once he sat down next to you and Tobi, he had an unamused look on his face.

"Why are you so relaxed?" He asked.

"Come on, we're searching for a tailed beast where we don't even know where it is! Let's kick back and relax a while!" Tobi said.

"And I just love food." You added while shrugging.

"What are we searching for again?" Tobi asked. An irk mark appeared on Deidara's head.

"The Three Tails, you idiot!" He exclaimed.

"Your dango's here!" And elderly woman said, putting down the plate. The three of you grabbed a stick and ate it. Tobi, however, started lifting his mask, causing you and Deidara to pay attention, but Tobi turned away and quickly ate the dango, making you look at Deidara in disappointment. You then began to eat your dango as well. Once Tobi was done eating, he looked behind you guys.

"Deidara senpai look! It looks sort of like your art." He said. The two of you turned around and saw an ugly ass clay pig.

"Could it be that you're art is... a rip off?" He asked. You slowly turned your head towards Deidara and saw literal smoke coming from his ears.

"HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!!!!" You screamed while taking cover behind the counter of the shop.

"Tobi..." He seethed.

"RUN FOR YOUR PRECIOUS LIFE!!!" You screamed at him.

"YOU'RE DEAD!!" He shouted. At this point Tobi was running away for his life, but Dei just blew him up.

"YOU WERE NICE, I GIVE YOU A RATE OF 8.5!!!" You screamed. You huffed before walking up behind the scowling Deidara. You gently placed a hand on his shoulder, making him turn his head.

"You blew him up, mission accomplished, let's go." You said, slapping down five yen then leaving.

"But the dango was only two yen..." The elder woman muttered, watching you and the blond strut off. You were skipping down the trail, receiving a strange look from your partner.

"Why are you skipping? Hm." He asked. You looked at him before skipping in front of him and hopping backwards.

"Why not?" You asked while tilting your head slightly. His cheeks turned a slight shade of pink as he looked away.

"Shut up. Hm." He grumbled. You stared at him before shrugging and going back to your original spot. You looked at him from the corner of your eyes, before smirking.

She's smirking...

This isn't going to be good...

You slowed down your pace until you were a few meters behind him. Suddenly, you ran at him, full speed.

"KOALA HUG!!!!" You screamed while wrapping your arms and legs around him.

"What the hell Y/n!?" He exclaimed, trying to regain his balance.

"This is pay back for dropping my waffles." You whsipered huskily in his ear. A blush spread across his face.

'S-she's such a tease...' He thought while starting to walk.

"I am, aren't I?" You asked.

"S-STOP WITH THE MIND READING CRAP! HM!" He shouted, snapping his head towards you. You pouted.

"I'm hurt." You said while giving him huge puppy dog eyes. He just stared at you, horrified, his face red. You stared at him for a couple more seconds before bursting out laughing.

"Y-YOUR FACE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!" You laughed while throwing your head back. Once you calmed down, you laid your head on the nape of his neck.

"Sorry, your face was hilarious though..." You said.

"I-it's fine, hm." He muttered, beginning to walk again.

"Hey, wake me up when we meet up with the lollipop, k?" You asked while closing your eyes.

"Oi, why the hell do you always fall asleep when you're with me?" He asked.

"Because I know you're capable of protecting me if something happened." You replied, closing your eyes, missing the small smile adorning Deidara's face.

Well, I'm done!!! Next chapters will be uploaded next week!

Ja ne!!

{Ruby Red}