ALRIGHT LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS, TO DEFEAT THE HUNS!

ANYWAYS MY SQUISHY JELLYFISHES YOU CAN GO ON WITH THE STORY!!!

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You were in the forest outside of Konoha on a mission that Tsunade sent you on.

Le flashback~

"You summoned me, Tsunade-sama?" You asked while slowly walking in.

"Yes. There have been sightings of rogue ninja outside of the village. All of the Jonin, Chuunin, and Genin are already out on missions." She replied.

"So, I just have to dispose of them?" You asked.

"No, just drive them out. We don't need any casualties. This is probably a C rank mission, but if they spot you and engage, it will most likely turn into an A rank mission." She replied. You nodded.

"Understood. Excuse me." You said before bowing and walking out.

Flashback End~

So that's how you ended up in the forest.

'This is bullshit, no one is out here, and I don't feel any chakra presences.' You thought. You walked further down the dirt path when a shine of a sword up in a tree caught your attention. You stopped and jumped onto the tree. You saw a kunai stuck into the tree.

'What the fuck is this?' You thought. You heard the hissing of an explosive tag go off.

'Of fuck—'

BOOM!

You flew off the tree and landed in a bush full of thorns.

"OW OW FUCKITY FUCK, HOLY SHIT THIS HURTS OW SHIT!!!" Curse words just spouted out of your mouth as you painfully stumbled out of the prickly-ass bush.

"Well, shit." You muttered as you pulled out all of the little thorns from your now torn clothes.

"It's been a while, hasn't it Y/n-chan?" A voice said behind you. You instantly froze in your spot as that same smooth voice wrapped around you. You slowly turned your head when your eyes landed on brown ones.

"Erza." You said softly. She smirked.

"Why are you here? Where's the clan?" You asked.

"Somewhere." She replied. Your face contorted into a scowl.

"Why are you here? Of all places?" You asked venomously, but she didn't flinch.

"How else was I suppose to see my rival?" She asked.

(I'VE NEVER WATCHED FAIRY TAIL, SO I DIDN'T HAVE ANY CLUE ON WHAT SHE WAS LIKE PERSONALITY WISE, SO I HAD TO GO ON YOUTUBE AND WATCH ALL OF THESE VIDEOS. SO DON'T MURDER ME IF SHE ISN'T LIKE SHE IS IN FAIRY TAIL.)

(P.S, NOT EVERYONE IN THE CLAN HAS RED EYES.)

"So you're the one who's been lurking around here, correct?" You asked.

"Yes, I figured it's been a long time since I've seen you." She replied while jumping off of the tree she was perched on. She looked at you with competitiveness dancing in her eyes.

"Heh. Fine, I'll just beat you again anyways." You said. Not a second later, she sent a whip of blood towards you. It crashed into the ground, but you backflipped onto a nearby branch. She turned her blood into a sword and swung at you. You summoned your own sword and blocked hers. You were on defense and she was on offense.

Strike after strike, she wasn't going to let up. Your swords collided once again, and you two were pushing against each other.

"You may have a tailed beast inside of you... but don't forget, I've been trained by some of the strongest clan members." She said while jumping away and doing handsigns.

'What Jutsu is that?' You thought.

"Demon Style: Resurrection." She said. (Thanks @soda0409)

Blood pooled around one spot and began to bubble up into the shape of a wolf.

"No way... wasn't that the clan leader's wolf?" You asked while staring at the half red, half black wolf. She had electrifying blue eyes, with black fur, and red claw marks. Kind of like tiger stripes.

"That's right." She replied. The wolf lunged at you and you barely had enough time to dodge. It was like a game of cat and mouse with that thing. It took a deep breath in and spouted fire at you.

'Water Style: Water ball Jutsu!' You thought as a ball of water spurted from your mouth and extinguished the flames, as well as evaporating the fire.

'Tiger, rabbit, ox, dragon.'

"Demon Style: Satan's Wrath!" You called out. Black lightning shot out through the ground, electrifying the wolf, but apparently she's immune to it. You grit your teeth in frustration, before doing more signs.

'Dog, boar, rat.'

'That's thing's made out of blood, right?' You thought.

"Blood Style: Bloody Death!" You said. The wolf inflated a little before it exploded in blood. (Thank you @soda0409 hope you don't mind I changed it a little!)

"Impossible! Only top-class clan members can do that Jutsu!" Erza called out.

"Did you forget my mom was M/n Akuma?" You asked with a smirk.

"She died when you were eight, no one teaches a little kid that." She argued.

"It doesn't matter. Besides, this is the first time I've used that Jutsu." You said. Her jaw dropped. You heard a screech and looked up, and saw a hawk circling above you.

"Tsunade-sama is calling me." You said.

"Let's settle this another time. I'm over my time limit." Erza said suddenly. You looked back down at her.

"Time limit?" You asked.

"Yeah, I only had 30 minutes to kill you, but I obviously didn't. I took longer than I thought I would." She explained.

"See you again soon." She said while teleporting away. You shakily sighed before turning around and jumping away.

~
"Yes, Tsunade-sama?" You asked while entering her office.

"I'm sending you out to Suna." She suddenly said.

"... Eh?"

"The teams I sent are taking too long, so I need you to go and see what's happening." She explained. You nodded.

"Uh... what's the problem?" You asked.

"Gaara's student, Matsuri, has been kidnapped by the Five Celestial. I sent the Konoha 11 to help back them up." She explained. (Is that their name? I don't know...)

"Gladly." You agreed.

"And I believe you got rid of these rogues?" She asked. You nodded.

"I did." You replied.

"Good, you're dismissed."

"Yes." You said while turning and walking out of the office. You ran out of the village and immediately into the forest.

"It's going to take forever to get to Suna!" You thought.

"Summoning Jutsu!"

POOF

You summoned your demon horse, Shi Uma.

"Let's go on a ROOOOAAAAAADDDDDD trip." You said while hoping onto her back. She snorted before running at incredible speeds.

"LET'S ALL SIIIIING THE ROAD SONG~! *CLAP CLAP* I WANNA SING IT ALL DAY LOOOOONG! LET'S ALL SIIING THE ROAD SONG~! *CLAP CLAP* LET'S ALL SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING AAAAAALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG~!!!!!!!!!" You sang.

More like screamed—

ANYWAYS, by the time you were done singing— SCREAMING!— Shut up Cerberus! This is my narration!

You were already in Suna.

"IT'S LIKE A GIANT SAND BOX!!!!" You screamed as you heard your voice echo.

"Alright Shi, let's go find us some idiots!" You declared.

"FULL STEAM AHEAD!!!!!" You shouted while pointing your finger in front of you.

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About an hour into running through the giant sand box, you felt chakra presences down in a... ravine? Don't know. You hopped off of Shi and slowly looked over the edge. You saw the Konoha 11, with the exception of TenTen, Kankuro, Temari, Gaara, and some brown haired girl who you assumed was Masturi. There was also this guy, who was floating, and was basically a ghost because he was pale as crap. Gaara was half transformed into Shukaku, which baffled you.

'I have absolutely no idea how the hell they got here, but whatever.' You thought. You turned back to Shi and nodded at her. She snorted before poofing away. You heard straining noises and turned your attention back to Gaara.

'What is he, constipated?' You thought. Soon, Shukaku's parts turned into sand and fell off.

That didn't sound quite right...

Anyways, Gaara looked exhausted, and ready to pass out, but he still stood strong.

'What exactly am I suppose to do here?' You thought. As if reading your mind, the pale dude looked up at you. And following his gaze, is the others.

'Shit! My cover's been blown!!!' You thought.

You're a ninja! Not an undercover detective!

'Don't ruin my dreams!!!'

"And who might you be?" The guy called up. You groaned before literally rolling off of the edge and barrel rolling down the side of the cliff. You quickly got up and brushed the dirt and dust off.

Idiot.

"Yo. The name's Y/n." You said, totally ignoring Cerberus.

"Hm. You have very dark chakra. Evil chakra." He thought aloud.

"Now hold on a damn minute. I may be from a demon clan, but I'm not evil...

... For the most part..." You said.

"And how about you share this chakra with me?" He asked. You smirked.

"Go ahead." You openly said. He smirked before air was getting sucked into that lion-droid thing. His smirk slowly vanished as it was replaced with a horror-stricken one.

"S-so dark... how is this possible? Such demonic chakra. That's impossible." He muttered.

"Not impossible." You said.

"Us Akuma's have black or dark red chakra. We're a demon clan for a reason. We're filled with darkness. Literally." You said with a widening smirk. He sent those metal shark-head things towards you, but your blood shot out of your ankles, and wrapped around them. You grabbed the blood, and yanked him towards you. You raised your leg and dug your foot deep into his gut, probably breaking some of his ribs. He coughed up a little blood while cracking noises were heard.

You brought your leg back and kicked your foot into his chin, making him fly towards the opposite side of the canyon and creating a dent in the rocks. You puffed out your cheeks.

'Can't I have a real battle?' You thought disappointed.

What about the fight with Erza?

'That was cut short.'

"Oi Gaara, do you want to finish him off?" You asked. He looked at you, his breathing heavy.

"My chakra is almost depleted, so there's no point in continuing." He replied.

"I'm taking that as a no!" You cheerfully said while drawing your sword. You ran at him swiftly before slashing in a Z formation, completely destroying the chakra sucker.

'Dog, bird, dragon.'

"Demon Style: Grim Burial!" You said. Skeleton hands popped out of the ground and slowly dragged him under the ground. He struggled in their grip, but stopped once he was shoulder-deep in the ground. Once he was fully underground, you placed your hands on the sandy ground.

"Final Flames!" You said. The ground shook tremendously as waves of flames scorched underneath the ground. Sparkly substance rose from where Seimei was burried, signaling he was dead. You breathed out before standing up, and calming your chakra. You then plopped on your butt and leaned back onto your hands.

"Can we go home now?" You asked.

"Y-yeah..." Shikamaru muttered.

Alright my precious gems, the next chapter is unfortunately the last chapter... So...

Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}