Four years had passed after the incident and you have yet to change from your outgoing personality. You still have a sense of humor, but you're now more easily angered, more suspicious of sketchy looking people, and don't show negative emotions such as sadness, regret, remorse, fear, or worry. Your red hair has become slightly darker than four years ago, your e/c and red eyes have become more vibrant and brighter, and you've grown! Not that much, but still! You've grown! With your red hair pulled up/pinned back, people can clearly see your heterochromatic eyes.

'Today is when we get assigned teams.' You thought.

Heh, don't think so lowly of it.

'I know that, I just don't see the point.'

Would you like me to explain it to you?

'Er, no I'm okay.'

The only one you're close to is Cerberus, since he's been with you all of these years. You've sort of pushed Sasuke and Naruto away. They don't know about your parent's death. However, you knew about the Uchiha clan's massacre. It shocked you to no end, but you came in terms with it. As for Sasuke, he's basically just all,

'Revenge Revenge Revenge Revenge'

He's basically those flies that rub their nubby hands together evilly.

What are you planning, fly?

You have like a three-day lifespan?

You can't do shit, fly?

Anyways, it was very quiet and peaceful in the classroom until two chicks decided to come running at and through the door. Getting stuck in the process. Like wtf this isn't a goddamn marathon, calm your tit. Only one tit, though. The other is your party tit.

"I was here first, Ino-pig!"

"In your dreams billboard brow!" They argued. You snorted.

"Please. I can think of better and more insulting nicknames than that." You muttered to yourself. Sasuke, who was next to you, looked at you and raised his eyebrows.

"Really? Then go for it." He challenged, obviously amused. You smirked.

"Cotton Candy Bitch, Ugly Pot Head, Wilted Flower, Small Buds, Bill Board Advertising, Absolute White Crayon, Pompous Boner Bitch, White Trash Drug Loving Shart Taint Turd, and Clown Fuck." You replied smoothly. Sasuke raised a brow and smirked.

"Not bad." He complimented. Naruto, who was sitting next to you, all of a sudden got pushed off of the seat next to Sasuke and a girl with long pink hair and emerald eyes was standing there.

"M-morning, Sasuke-kun." She stuttered shyly. He just looked at her with a poker face.

"Mind if I sit next to you?" She asked hopefully.

"Hey! I'm sitting next to Sasuke!" The blondie said while grabbing pinkies arm.

"First come, first served!" Pinkie shot back. Then all of the girls joined in and started arguing. You sighed before taking a deep breath in.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU UNNECESSARY CHARACTERS!!!" You shouted while slamming your hands on the desk, making everyone grow silent and look at you with their heads tilted.

"Charac—"

"—ters?" Some students muttered.

"Y'all need to learn to shut the hell up and sit the fuck down, this ain't no damn competition. Yelling and shoving each other just to sit next to someone, for the love of all things holy grow the fuck up, the fuck." You said, turning your head back around. Wordlessly, everyone got up and walked back to their seat except blondie.

"Hmph. Who are you?" She asked, crossing her arms and puckering her lips slightly.

"Well aren't you formal, Absolute White Crayon." You said. You're like a salt shaker, always full of salt and ready to hurt people.

"Absolute White Cray—?! Never mind! Answer me!" She demanded. Your eye twitched.

"I'm Y/n Akuma and I will obliterate you if you kept bothering me." You threatened. Her eyes widened as she took a step back.

"S-so you're from that clan?" She asked. You sighed.

"Noooooo how'd you know that?! Silly me! I must've not known my clan for twelve FUCKING YEARS!!!" You exclaimed  sarcastically. So much salt.

"A-and what are you doing with Sasuke-kun?" She asked nervously.

"I've known him my whole life. I have a right to be with him." You replied while rolling your eyes. She nodded before going back up into a seat behind you.

"Naruto, get your ass off of the ground." You said. He chuckled before sitting back down.

"S-sorry, Y/n-chan." He apologized sheepishly.

"Don't add 'chan' to my name. It's annoying." You said with a sigh.

"O-oh. Okay." He replied sadly.

"Hmph. Tsundere much?" You heard Pinkie say. You took out a kunai and threw it, making it whizz past her head and embedding itself in the wall behind her. This earned multiple gasps, stares, and gaping mouths.

"Tch. Pieces of un-chewed food." You mumbled before turning back around. Somewhere in Konoha, the Third Hokage and Jonin were all around a type of crystal ball that was focused on you.

"So that's the academy's top rookie?" Asuma asked.

"The last Akuma that we know of?" Kurenei added.

"Hm. Despite behind blunt, extremely random, and somewhat cold to others, she's quite caring when you break past the wall." The Third said.

"She's the Jinchuuriki of Cerberus correct? The hybrid of a Bijuu and a demon." Kotestu asked. The Third nodded.

"That's correct." He confirmed.

"Take a demon Bijuu with a strong Akuma and you have one dangerous shinobi." Kakashi stated.

"Hokage-sama? What did happen to Y/n's clan?" Gai asked. The Third closed his eyes while sighing.

"Her parents, M/n and Arata Akuma, committed suicide while the clan left Konoha along with her sister, Hio Akuma." The Third replied. They all gasped.

"They committed suicide?" Kurenei muttered.

"Why?" Asuma asked.

"That answer is classified. Only I know." He said.

"So Y/n doesn't even know?" Kakashi asked.

"No. She does not." He replied. They all looked at each other.

"May we know?" Gai asked. He sighed.

"Alright, but what is said in here, stays in here." The Third said. They all nodded.

"They did it because—"

"Hey, Naruto! Stop glaring at Sasuke kun!" Sakura shouted. Naruto had jumped on the desk and was inches away from Sasuke's face, glaring at him.

'Kudos to you, Naruto.' You thought.

Heh, watch them accidentally kiss.

'Please, I think they're smart enough to know—"

"Eh?" You blinked.

"AHHH!!! NARUTO YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!" Sakura and the other girls screamed.

"G-GAH!!! It was an accident Sakura chan!" Naruto stuttered. You smirked before grabbing the scruff of Naruto's collar and tossing him to the other side of the desk and grabbing Sasuke's collar and smashing your lips onto his while lingering there for a couple seconds before pulling away with a  smirk on your face. The girls were a gaping mess, Sasuke was blushing like crazy, and Naruto was pointing a finger at you with his mouth wide open. Your smirk widened.

"What's wrong ladies? Jealous?" You asked, the shit eating grin was enough to make someone lose their temper.

"HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM?!" Naruto screeched. You reached over and flicked his forehead.

"Ow..." He mumbled.

"Why'd you do that?" He whined.

"You were talking too much." You said while smiling lightly. His eyes widen as he sprung from the floor.

"YOU SMILED!!!" He screamed. You flinched before scowling.

"don't get use to it, idiot." You glared. Just then, Iruka walked in.

"Please take your seats." He instructed. They all obeyed and sat down somewhere. Naruto was on your left and the blushing Sasuke was on your right. You looked at him from the corner of your eyes and smirked.

'Got him.' You thought triumphantly.

Don't you think you went over board?

'Pfft. Of course not!'

Now it's going to be awkward whenever you're with him.

'Eh, whatever. More enjoyable for me.'

Sadistic piece of shit...

'Yes. I am.'

"As of today, you're all full-fledged ninja! But you're still Genin, the tough part's still to come!" Iruka started.

"No shitting way, I thought we would IMMEDIATELY become Hokage." You exclaimed sarcastically.

"Y/n... language..." Iruka warned. You shrugged.

"Eh... I'm speaking English... Japanese? What am I speaking?" That was the beginning of your existential crisis. He sighed and continued on.

"From here on you'll be in a squad of three and a squad of four because of the uneven students this year." He added.

"And carry out your missions with your Jonin teachers." He finished.

"The groups have been determined by the strength of each group to make it balanced." You heard him say before you zoned out.

'What is the meaning of life?'

Death.

'I meant metaphorically, not your emo, edge-lord meaning.'

I'm not emo.

'Only emos would dress in black and red.'

First of all, that's goth, second of all, I HAVE NO CHOICE I WAS BORN WITH THIS FUR!

"And finally, team seven: Sakura Haruno, Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, and Y/n Akuma." He said. Naruto, all of a sudden, stood up on the desk.

"But Iruka sensei! Why does an amazing ninja like me have to be with him!" Naruto asked. Iruka sighed.

"Because you have the worst grades Naruto, Sasuke had the second best." He replied.

"Second? Who was the best?" Sakura perked up and asked. Iruka looked at the paper.

"According to here, Y/n Akuma did." He replied calmly. Everyone turned towards you.

"What is it?" You asked with a closed eye smile.

"Who knew she had the best grades?" You heard amongst them.

"Not my fault I'm not fucking stupid like you." You said with your head rested on your hand.

"Your Jonin teachers will come and pick you up in a little while. Until then, behave yourselves." He said before leaving.

'Hm. I wonder who our sensei will be.' You thought.

Let's hope you don't get that Gai person.

'I wouldn't mind, but he's a little... odd...'

Heh, yeah.

'-sigh- guess I'll have to wait.' You thought annoyed.

End! So to put it 'gently', you're a sarcastic, cold, bitch-ass that can fart rainbows and vomit sprinkles... Okay? Okay.

Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}