Today was the day when Naruto and Jiraya was suppose to come back to the village with Tsunade.

"Burakku Chidori-en!" You screamed. A huge blue and black lightning ball appeared in your hand with little flames flickering at the ends.

"HIYA!!!" You screamed while thrusting it into a tree making it explode into lightning and black fire. You were panting from the overuse of chakra and fell to your knees.

Brat, why didn't you use my chakra?

'Your chakra is too dark. I'd only use that for blood control and demonic jutsu and some... other things.'

Mm good point...

What about me Hime?

'You don't use Chakra... do you? I mean, you're a God...'

You're right T~T I don't... T~T

'*sigh*'

You saw Naruto and Jiriya walk into the village with two women who you assumed one of them was Tsunade. You quickly ran over to them and examined them.

'Damn this woman has a lot of strength...' You thought.

"Oh? And who are you?" Tsunade asked while leaning in close to you.

"Y/n Akuma." You replied. Her brows furrowed as if in deep thought.

'Akuma? But didn't the clan leave the Leaf?' She thought.

"I heard your clan's pretty strong. Kinda hard to believe since you're so short." She said with a smirk. An irk mark appeared on your head while your eye twitched.

"Damn you NARUTO!!!!" You screamed while punching him back deep in the forest.

"Y-Y/n... why'd you hit me?" His weak voice echoed.

"Hmph... I can't hit the Hokage. That's disrespectful." You replied with a smirk even though he couldn't see it.

'This girl has some muscle.' Tsunade thought. You looked over your shoulder and saw a tiny pig in the arms of the ravenette. You and the pig just stared at each other for the longest time.

"Oink?" You said confused. Apparently you pissed her off because she started squealing and flailing around in Shizune's arms. On the inside you were laughing your ass off, but that quickly stopped when the pig escaped her grasp.

"oh mY BACOONNNNN!!!!!!!!" You screamed while running for the pig. It screeched before running away at full speed with you right behind her.

"TONTON ISN'T FOOD!!!" Shizune called out. While you kept chasing the pig you received odd stares from the villagers. When 'TonTon' rounded the corner, you jumped off of the side of the building and tackled it. But the pig disappeared with a poof...

So you just sat there dumbfounded while silently singing—

"Oshiete oshiete yo, sono shikumi wo."

I think she's lost it...

Just like her bacon...

*sigh*

"My bacon T~T." You muttered while stumbling back towards your house. When you opened the fridge, there was

One
Strip
Of
Bacon...

"OH THANK WALL MARIA!!!" You screamed while quickly cooking it, and eating it.

"Ah... that was good." You sighed.

Yay! She got her bacon!

It was one strip...

'DON'T INSULT ME!!'

But I wasn't—

'WELL SWEET MOTHER THERESA ON THE HOOD OF A MERCEDES BENZ!!!'

You're not making any sense—

'YOU SOUND LIKE A MAJESTIC FUCKING EAGLE!!!'

She's high on bacon... I knew it...

Heheh, has she always been like this?

Uh, yeah...

*gulps*

~
It's the inauguration of Tsunade, the Fifth Hokage. Everyone in the Leaf was was there to pay respects to Granny.

'Finally! A female Hokage!!' You thought excitingly.

"Hey Y/n!" Naruto called. You jogged over to him while smiling.

"Yeeees my precious one?" You asked in a golem voice, which sort of freaked him out.

"A-anyways, how do you like Granny Tsunade?" He asked, swallowing down his nervousness.

"I think she's great! She's strong, badass, doesn't take people's shit!" You replied happily with stars in your eyes.

"Maybe I can finally pay all those villagers back." You added darkly while cracking your knuckles. He laughed nervously before slowly walking away.

I don't understand how people can like you.

'*smirks* that's because I'm simply one hell of a but—'

DON'T EVEN FINISH IT.

'*whispers* butler...'

...

...

...

...

...

Well what the fuck, why don't you just go into the Black Butler world then.

'You'd still come with me.'

OHHHHHH SHOTS FIREDDDDD!!!

Hmph. Damn you and your smart mouth.

You chuckled, making some people turn to you in curiosity.

"Well I'm going to go drink Red Bull." You said while turning around and walking back to your house.

Why?

'Because it gives you wings...'

*facepalm*

~
As you were walking towards the hospital, you passed team 10, Shikamaru, Choji, Ino, and Asuma.

"Congrats asswipe." You said with a sincere smile. You knew Shikamaru had been promoted to Chunin. He blushed a little bit.

"It's not a big deal." He said. You chuckled while nudging his shoulder.

"Shut up, you know you're happy." You said. He looked away, avoiding eye contact.

"Yeah whatever..." He muttered.

"I'll see you guys later!" You said while jogging away. Asuma nudged Shikamaru before leaning into his ear.

"You like her don't you?" He asked. Shikamaru did a double take while almost falling on the ground.

"S-she's too troublesome!" He stuttered out while quickly walking away.

~
"Sasuke..." You said softly. Right now he was glaring at his lap.

"Sasuke..." You said a bit louder.

Nothing...

"Sasuke...!" You basically screamed. An irk mark appeared on your forehead.

'Why you little—"

"HELLOOOOO?!?! DUCKBUTT UCHIHA!!!!" You screamed while hitting him the head with a frying pan.

Where did she even...?

I have no idea...

"What do you want, dobe?" Sasuke asked.

"I've said your name three times and you just continued glaring at your lap." You replied while putting a hand on your hip.

"Hn." Is all he said.

"Sasuke... what's wrong?" You asked softer. He didn't answer.

"Sasuke—"

"Why is it any of your business?!" He snapped. It didn't really shock you because you grew up with him.

"It's not, it was a simple question." You replied calmly.

"Even if I did tell you you'd probably just tell me my choices are wrong right?!?!" He screamed.

"BAKA!!" You screamed while slapping the back of his head. You grabbed his chin and made him look at you.

"I'm not going to say if your choices are wrong or right. It's your decision and if it bites you in the ass and backfires it's your own fault. I'm asking you because I love you as a friend and I want to know what the hell is wrong with you." You explained firmly looking at him straight in the eyes. His gazed softened somewhat before looking away.

"I'm sorry..." He muttered. You sighed before sitting back in your chair.

"Have you..." He started.

"Have you ever had to make a decision?" Sasuke asked.

"Of course I have." You replied.

"What was it?" He asked.

"After my parents died and the clan left the village without notice, the third gave me a choice." You started.

"What was the choice?" He asked.

"The choice was I could leave the leaf in search of my clan and not come back until I did. Or, stay in the leaf, and keep my clans whereabouts unknown." You explained.

"I could guess which one you chose." He said quietly. You nodded your head.

"Yeah. I thought about it for a day, and then decided that they moved away for a reason. And that reason was me." You said while smiling sadly. He took your hand in his and intertwined his fingers with yours.

"Who are you and what happened to the Sasuke I know?" You asked skeptically. He sighed.

"Idiot..." He muttered.

'The same idiot I ended up liking.' He thought.

"You know Sasuke, I can tell you want to grow stronger. And by any means, I'll support you. Even if it's dumb as shit and might get you killed." You muttered the last part. He smiled, yes SMILED and held your hand until you had to leave. When you were walking home, you couldn't help but look at your hand the whole walk.

'It's weird... he acts like he likes me, but I only see him as a brother...' You thought.

Bro zoned...

What about Shikamaru?

'I see him as a partner in laziness...'

Kakashi?

'I see him as a father figure... I know that love has no bounds, but... I don't really see him as any more...'

You're going to break a lot of hearts...

'Yeah, I know...'

So the only one left is Gaara... YES!

'*chuckles* calm down... my feelings might change, so don't get your hopes up idiot...'

Awe...

Yeah I don't really want to confirm any relationships/love interest until the PoE is done with.

EDIT: THERE ARE CHOICES AT THE END OF THE THIRD BOOK

Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}