THIS IS JUST A FILLER, IT'S OF NO SIGNIFICANCE, BUT IT EXPLAINS LOKI'S POWERS, DO CONTINUE, I'VE DECIDED TO INCORPORATE FIRE BENDING AND DIFFERENT THINGS I 'CAME UP WITH' YA KNOW? I DON'T OWN FIRE BENDING!

DON'T DO DRUGS! ALSO, THE END OF THIS FANFIC IS COMING SOON, THE LAST CHAPTER IS MAYBE TWO CHAPTERS AFTER THIS ONE, BECAUSE I'LL PROBABLY DO THE ONE WHERE MATSURI GET'S KIDNAPPED AND WHATNOT, AND YOU'LL MOST LIKELY KILL ME FOR THE END, BUT WHATEVER.

P.S LOKI TECHNICALLY ISN'T LIKE HE IS IN KAMIGAMI NO ASOBI, BECAUSE I ONLY WATCHED IT ONCE AND COMPLETEY FORGOT WHAT HE WAS LIKE, BUT I'M TRYING.

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As soon as you got Naruto situated in the hospital, you made sure to visit the squad before heading home. You trudged up the stairs and tiredly entered your bedroom, leaving your dirty-ass clothes on as well. You crashed onto the bed in a very unattractive manor, but honestly you thought 'Fuck being comfy, I'm too tired to fix myself', and went to sleep.

In Yo Head~

'Oh Looooki~' You sang. You were situated in front of him while he was sleeping, which you thought was adorable. He groaned before rolling over, looking at you.

Whaaaaat~?

'You told me that you would tell me about your abilites when we got home... welcome home!' You exclaimed. He sighed slowly getting up.

'Fine fine, but you have to release the seal.'

'Alrighty.' You said as you lifted your top and cut along the seal mark. The cage disappeared. He transformed into his God form and slowly walked towards you.

Alright, I'll explain this as simply as I can for your dim-witted mind.

'Hey!'

I don't require chakra. Instead, I use mental and physical energy to control fire. I can bend it at my will and create huge tsunami's, or just enough to light a candle. However, the more fire you create, the more energy is used which is why I never explained it to you until now.

He explained as he started bending the fire and throwing fireballs from his fists and whatnot.

'Since you're sealed inside of me, would I be able to use your fire powers?'

Yeah, but to master fire bending to my degree takes a lot of time.

'And if I say I wanted to practice fire bending, would you be my teacher?'

Pfft, who else besides me can do it?

'Hn. Good point.'

'Anything else?'

Yes, if I'm sealed away back into the cage, you'll only draw a quarter of my fire power. If you fight with the seal broken, you'll gain unimaginable fire power and strength, but there's a risk to it.

'Risk? What is it?'

Well, if you use up too much energy, and is straining, there is a chance that you'll lost control over your fire ability and I'd be forced to control your body.

'But you'd be the one in control right?'

Well yes, but here's the problem...

I'd lose control of myself.

You were silent for a moment, taking in this information.

'I see. Then I'll keep you sealed when I fight, but is there any way to stop you? Or me?'

Water and Earth Style. My fire is useless against those two elements. So Kakashi would be the best bet, since he's copied Jutsu for Water, Fire, Lighting, and Earth Style.

'Hmm... good point there, but I thought fire could correspond with each other?'

Loki shook his head, never once smiling.

Not my fire. My fire is approximately two times hotter and stronger than regular fire, but your black fire is about two times hotter and stronger than mine. Besides Earth and Water, your fire would be the only thing that's capable of putting out my flames.

'I see...'

That's why I'm afraid to teach you, and why my other Jinchuuriki's died. It was because I was in my god form too long, and that forced me to take over them and burn them.

He said, not making eye contact with you.

'Hey, it's fine, alright? I'll be fine.' You said as you lifted his chin, and gave him a bright smile. His cheeks tinted pink, before nodding.

'So, what would exactly happen if I do control your power?'

(This is where I'm making it up.)

You'll have control of the Phoenix Flames.

'Phoenix Flames, huh? What exactly would it do?'

What does it sound like baka?😑Phoenix's are known for their beauty and natural fire power. Not that you're not already beautiful but—

You raised an eyebrow'and Loki realized his slip-up. He turned red while shaking his head vigorously.

N-not like that! I meant that in a rhetorical way, I s-swear! 😳

'Oh? And why are you stuttering?😏' You teased while wiggling your eyebrows.

I-it's not like that!😫

'You're in denial~😊' You said with a smirk.

S-SHUT UP! 😠

You snorted before laughing which sounded very ugly to you, but Loki found it adorable.

'I'm kidding! Anyways, what's so special about the Phoenix?😐'

The Phoenix is only known to those who have already died, but it was rumored to be the God of Fire's summoning.😮

'Summoning?😕'

It was the legendary, powerful, mythological, gorgeous familiar for the God of Fire. It was the 12 tailed Phoenix.😦

'... 🙁'

'TWELVE FUCKING TAILS?! ARE YOU NUTS?! WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE DAMN AUTHORS, AND MAKING UP BEASTS THAT DON'T AND NEVER WILL EXIST?! RUBY-CHAN YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP!!!!😫'

You screamed into the abyss, breaking the fourth wall, with tremendous force.

'AN ALL THESE DAMM EMOJI'S MATCHING OUR DAMN EMOTIONS. WHERE IS YOUR DIGNITY?! YOUR HUMANITY?! YOUR SELF RESPECT?! YOU ARE GOING TO END UP HOMELESS WITH YOUR SHIT IDEAS FOR A STORY!!!'

Ruby-chan: ...

'YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, I GOT YOU THERE DIDN'T I?!'

Ruby-chan: YOU ALREADY BROKE THE WALL LIKE THE COLOSSAL TITAN, SO SIT YOUR ASIAN ASS DOWN YOU LITTLE BITCH!

Uh, guys?

'wHAt ThE FuuUuUcK?!?! THIS STORY WOULDN'T BE ANYTHING WITHOUT ME! I AM YOUR READER, I INSERTED MYSELF INTO THIS STORY AND I CAN GET MYSELF OUT.

Ruby-chan: I'M JUST TRYIN' TO MAKE THE STORY MORE INTERESTING AND YOU MORE BADASS, BUT NOOoOoOOOoo YOU HAVE TO COMPLAIN AND BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!

'THERE IS NO 'FOURTH WALL' ANYMORE, BECAUSE I BROKE IT!'

Guys...?!

Ruby-chan: I JUST SAID THAT...!

'WELL NOW I'M SAYING IT!'

Ruby-chan: YOU WOULDN'T BE SHIT WITHOUT ME. INFACT, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN EXIST!

'WELL EXCUUuUUuUuuUUuuuSE ME IF YOUR IDEAS ARE UNORIGINAL!'

Ruby-chan: *le gasp* UNORIGINAL?! HOW DARE YOU INSULT MOI, YOU ADOLESCENT WORM!

HELLOooOOoO?!?!

Ruby, Reader-chan: SHUT UP LOKI, THIS AIN'T YOUR BATTLE!

*awkward cough* Well since Reader-chan and Ruby-chan are fighting, and possibly throwing things at each other, the chapter will unfortunately have to end here before someone dies a horrid death.

Ruby-chan: THIS AIN'T YO BOOK YOU RED PEPPER!!!

'AND YOUS AREN'T THE MAIN CHARACTER, SO—

Both: MOVE BITCH, GET OUT MA WAY, GET OUT MA WAY, BITCH GET OUT MA WAY!

Narrator: Um... we're experiencing some difficulties with the cast, but they'll be back to normal before you know it! Until then, please stick around and...

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Free us...

Okay yeah, don't ask me what the fuck this is, I'm extremely tired, don't judge, hopefully this made you laugh, or I'm getting admitted to a mental hospital for this fucked up shit.

Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}