Your alarm woke you up at 4:00 am, causing you to groan and smash it through your dresser.

"Ughhh, I'll have to fix that laterrrrr." You groaned and sat up. Your red hair is in a tangled mess and your eyes were squinty and sleep deprived.

'WHY FIVE IN THE SHITTING MORNING?!' You thought. You just sort of stayed in bed for a couple more hours until it was seven. Whoops. You trudged out of bed and to the bathroom where you took a shower, brushed your knotted hair, put it in a ponytail, got dressed, wrapped your headband somewhere on your body, and walked into the kitchen.

'He said I shouldn't eat anything, but eh.' You thought while grabbing an apple and eating it.

Won't you throw up?

'Er... well... maybe?'

-sigh- you never follow rules...

'Well, duh it's because I'm just that swag.'

What the hell is 'swag'?

'Another word for badass.'

What's that mean?

'DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK OR SOMETHING?!'

You sighed from his idiocy,

Hey!

But nonetheless walked out of your house and to the training grounds. When you got there, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke were all trudging along.

"Morning." You greeted casually.

"YOU'RE LATE!!!" Sakura and Naruto shouted. You just shrugged.

"Earlier than Kakashi sensei though, right?" You asked. They just glared at you, to which you ignored. You saw Sasuke, not looking at you, with pink-tinted cheeks. You smirked and walked up to him.

"Still embarrassed?" You asked slyly. He turned red and looked away while your smirk widened and walked back towards your original spot.

~
"Morning!"

"YOU'RE LATE!!" Naruto and Sakura exclaimed.

"Well you see, a black cat crossed my way." He replied. The three of them growled. He cleared his throat and walked towards a stump. He then placed a timer down.

"It's set for 12:00." He explained. He then pulled out three bells and held them.

"The assignment is: take these bells away from me before noon." He explained further.

"Those who don't, don't eat lunch, and will be tied to those poles while you'll watch me eat my lunch." He explained further. You put your hand to your chin and looked up at the sky as if you were The Thinker™.

"So basically, we have to beat the shit out of you together, and get the bells?" You asked. He sweatdropped.

"Uh... yeah..." He replied.

"But wait, why are there only three bells?" Sakura asked.

"There are only three so that at least one of you will be tied to the poles. That person will be sent back to the academy for failing the mission. You need to come at me with the intent to kill me. If you don't, you don't get the bells. You can use shuriken, kunai, and any other weapons you may have." He looked at you because you didn't bring anything. You just stared at him with a blank expression.

"But that's dangerous sensei!" Sakura exclaimed.

"Y-yeah! Right! Since you couldn't even dodge that eraser!" Naruto added.

'-mushroom sigh-.' You thought.

"In this world, those who aren't skilled enough tend to complain more." Kakashi said.

"Begin when I call 'start'." Kakashi said. You looked over towards Naruto and saw he was about to do something rash. He pulled out a kunai and started running towards Kakashi. You sighed *again* and made a stream of blood wrap around his ankle and yank him upwards.

"H-hey!! Put me down!!" He exclaimed, squirming around.

"What is that?" Sakura asked.

"It's blood." You replied. She turned towards you.

"B-blood?!" She squeaked.

"I'm from the Akuma clan. We specialize in demonic jutsu and blood control. Is it really all that shocking?" You asked while raising your brow at her. She flinched and broke eye contact.

"Let go of me!!! I don't want nasty blood touching me!!" Naruto screeched.

"Thanks Naruto." You sarcastically said before dropping him to the ground. The stream of blood retracted back into your ankle while the tiny cut healed.

"Besides, I didn't say start yet." Kakashi said.

'With that much blood control she'd probably be able to overthrow a whole village. And with Cerberus inside of her that makes her three times more dangerous.' Kakashi thought.

"Okay, we're about to begin. Ready...?" He trailed off. You all got into some sort of stance.

"Start!" Sasuke and Sakura hid the the bushes while you were up on a tree.

But Naruto was in plain sight...

'That dumbass.' You thought while sweatdropping at him.

"Okay! One on one! Fair and square! Let's go!" Naruto screamed. You growled.

Let him be. This might be enjoyable.

'Hm. Since he is Kurama's Jinchuuriki, might as well see how good he is..'

~
'He's hopeless.' You thought while sweatdropping.

Heh. I thought the fourth Hokage would've done better. Or better yet, sealed him inside of a worthy ninja.

'Don't say that. I'm sure he'll grow. He's only a Genin anyways.'

Good point, but you already have the skill level of a Jonin.

'That may be so, but— HEY! DON'T COMPARE HIM TO ME! THAT'S LIKE COMPARING POOP TO CHOCOLATE.'

Hm. Good point.

"Yo." You heard Kakashi say. You whipped around and brought out a kunai, but he deflected it with his own and jumped out of the tree when you slammed your fist down, breaking the large, thick branch. In midair, you and Kakashi were avoiding each other's kicks and punches, but when Kakashi crossed his arms to block your punch, a stream of blood wrapped around the string of the bell and broke it off. You jumped away from it and held it in your hand. You stared at it for a second before tch'ing and clenching your hand around it, causing it to poof away, revealing it was a clone. Your lip curled up as you looked up at Kakashi who had a nervous smile on his face before he poofed away, revealing he was a clone too.

"Tch." Is all you said.

Why did you hold back? You knew he was a clone and yet you still fought it.

'He's a Jonin. I won't be able to get a bell unless I have some help—' Then you remembered what you said earlier and sighed.

"I'm a fucking idiot." You said quickly before swiftly jumping away. Up in the trees, Kakashi was hiding behind a thick branch, trying to calm his breathing.

"If hadn't replaced myself with a clone at that moment I would've been pulverized." He said, remembering your eyes when you punched the tree. You were jumping tree to tree when you spotted Naruto hanging upside down from a branch.

"Yo." You called out to him. He looked at you.

"There's a point to this exercise, but I need your help to get the bells." You said while cutting the rope.

"Mm mm, sorry, I need to get them myself to prove I'm strong enough!" He exclaimed while jumping away.

'Eh?' You thought.

"OIII DON'T GO RUNNING AWAY FROM ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!" You exclaimed. You finally sighed and started walking away when you heard a high pitched scream.

'Pinkie seems to have gotten in trouble.' You thought. You teleported to where she was and found her unconscious.

"Genjutsu, huh?" You muttered. You placed a hand on her arm and did the jutsu formation.

"Release." You said. She started to wake up. She sat up and rubbed her head.

"Sakura, come on. We need to get a bell." You said while offering a hand. She accepted the hand, but denied your sentence.

"Sorry Y/n, I need to find Sasuke. He was badly hurt." She replied while running away. You groaned loudly.

"Thank you Iruka for pairing me up with these incompetents!" You exclaimed.

"So the point of this exercise is teamwork, huh? Mm. I should probably ask duckbutt, but he'll probably deny and say something along the lines of 'I NEED TO GET STRONGER SO I CAN KILL LE ITACHI~!" You screeched while doing different deformed bird poses. You sighed while running a hand through your red hair.

"It seems you're the only one who gets it." Kakashi said as he magically popped up besides you.

"If you think about it, it's easy to understand as to why there are three bells and not four." You replied.

"Mm. Don't blame them though, they're just learning like you." He said while ruffling your hair.

"Yeah yeah." You said as you walked ahead. Kakashi just sighed.

You were walking along the forest path when you heard a scream.

"SASUKE'S JUST A HEAD WITHOUT A BODY!!!"

You could feel Sasuke's facepalm.

"Better check that out." You sighed.

~
You snickered at the scene in front of you.

"Need help Duckbutt?" You asked with an amused smirk. He was currently stuck underground like a groundhog.

"Urg! Just shut up and help me!" He groaned.

"Oh? Hasty aren't we?" You asked while grabbing his collar and hoisting him up with ease.

"Thanks." He murmured, brushing off the dirt and dust.

"Don't thank me." You said while turning and walking away.

'It's almost noon anyways.' You thought. On cue, the timer ran out.

Hello!!!

Edit: Kill me pls

Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}