As you all were walking down the dirt road, Naruto kept throwing kunai in random directions, making Sakura punch him and scold him like she always did. Through all he bickering a white rabbit then appeared from the bushes, which you immediately knew shouldn't be there this type of year.

Get down...

"Everyone, get down!!!" You screamed. You would've asked Cerberus who that was, (again) but shook that thought off. They all listened and a huge fucking sword whizzed past you and embedded itself into the tree. Then, a man with bandages covering his mouth and nose while wearing no shirt along with cow printed pants appeared and landed on the hilt of the sword.

"Cow killer." You muttered while getting up. Then everyone started talking, flipping out, Kakashi flashed his Sharingan that he somehow got, Sasuke was explaining to them what it was, found out Kakashi was in the dude's bingo book, and apparently so were you. You were his number 1 person on the 'to kill' list. You crossed your arms.

"Well, you ain't gonna kill me any time soon, since I'm too fab to die." You said.

"We'll see about that shorty." He replied while disappearing and reappearing behind you.

"Y/N!" They all screamed in panic. He swung the sword down on you, but being the fucking badass you are, blocked the mammoth sword with your own.

"Listen here you fucking cow killer." You said, referring to his pants.

"I may be 4'7, but DON'T THIK YOU CAN JUST CALL ME SHORT WITHOUT GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED!!" You shouted as you disappeared.

"H-how is she doing that?!" Sakura asked.

'She was that strong all along?' Sasuke thought.

"HOW DARE YOU KILL MY PRECIOUS COW YOU MURDERERDERER!!!" You screamed while smashing him into the ground.

POOF!

"Fucking water clone." You muttered, irritated.

"Hidden Mist Jutsu." You heard him say.

"Everyone! Get in formation!" Kakashi said.

"OHMYGOD IT'S BEYONCÉ IN THE FLESH!!!" You exclaimed.

"Now's not the time!" Kakashi scolded. Sasuke and Naruto went to the side of Tazuna, Sakura had the back, and you had the front. Cow Man then did a creepy ass thing when he said the eight vital points of the body. Some of which you didn't even know were vital points. Kakashi and him had a really badass fight, but Kaka-Baka got himself trapped inside a fucking water prison Jutsu.

"Jeez, nice going." You called out, obvious sarcasm dripping from your voice. You drew your sword for any attacks that might come at you because of the fog he has an advantage. You closed your eyes and focused on his chakra signature.

'He's moving.' You thought.

'60 meters, 40 meters, 30 meters, 10 meters, 8 meters, 4 meters, 2 meters, annnnnnd— STRIKE!!' Your blade immediately crashed into Zabuzas.

"Impressive for a little girl, no wonder you were in my bingo book." He said, amused.

"Bingo smingo, just fight me already dammit." You said as you kicked your sword away and landed on the water. He chuckled.

"Bad mistake kid." He said. You felt a hand grab your ankle, as water engulfed you in the EXACT same Jutsu as Kakashi. But, that was your plan. You just focused your chakra on the water around you. The water started to steam and slowly evaporate until it was small enough.

And BAM! You broke out of it.

Just like you broke out yo mothers womb.

"Amazing!!" Naruto exclaimed, but it was short lived. Mist then surrounded you, which in turn blocked your sensory.

"Y/N! He's coming!" You heard Kakashi scream. Your eyes darted side to side, but you couldn't sense him anymore.

"Oh god I'm boned, oh god I'm boned, I'm boned, I'm boned, jàmon, jàmon, jàmon." You repeated to yourself over and over. The mist behind you burst apart and Zabuza appeared behind you.

"JÀMON!!!!!!!" Then everything went black for you...

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You were in this type of wet cave. Water was dripping from the ceiling while there was water underneath your feet. You heard a low menacing growl in front of you.

"Cerberus?" You called out.

"It's about time you met me."

"Cer? Where am I?" You asked while looking around.

"You're inside my little cave inside you." He said.

"So... I'm inside my self?" You asked.

"... yes..." He replied reluctantly.

"Ew gross." It was dark and you couldn't see anything in front of you.

"Ne, is there any way I could see you?" You asked. He growled.

"Are you sure?" He asked for reassurance.

"Yeah. I've never seen you so..." You said. You heard giant pawsteps and saw two GIGANTIC paws. You craned your head upwards and saw three heads.

"It's nice to finally see you after thirteen years." You said to him. He was pure black. The middle head had a dark red eye with a crossed pupil (black) while the other eye was black with a dark red slit pupil.

The left head had black eyes with white slit pupils, while the right head had white eyes with black slit pupils. The eleven tails he held proudly have dark red markings on them.

"You're beautiful." You complimented in awe.

"Is that so? -chuckles- no one has ever said that about me."

"-cough- us." He left head said.

"-sigh- yes, us." He replied, annoyed.

"Your heads can talk?" You asked.

"Yeah, just not a lot." The right head replied. You nodded.

"How come I never met you beforehand?" You asked.

"Don't know, guess you never came around to it." He replied.

"Oh, well, I'll make sure to visit you more, okay?" You said.

"Yeah." He replied.

"Anyways." You began.

"So, since you aren't sealed behind a cage. Doesn't that mean you could take over my body?" You asked.

"That's correct. However, we've known each other a while. So yes, I could, but no, I won't." He explained.

"Cool! So, did you ever figure out who that voice was—"

"Come here."

You looked behind you into the darkened abyss and Cer growled.

"Hey Cer, I'll be right back." You said as you cautiously walk into the darkness.

"Be careful." He called. You kept walking closer and closer into the darkness.

"Hello?" Your voice echoed off the cave walls.

"Come to me."

"Who's there?" You called out again. When you got to the other side, you saw a torch on the wall and the front of a metal cage. You stopped for a moment and just observed it. You shook your head and continued walking.

"Who's there?" You asked.

"Release me."

"Who're you?" You asked. You got to the front of the cage, but the torch wasn't illuminating enough light, so you took the torch off the wall and held it close to the front of the cage. There, you saw a boy, with short/long bright red hair, along with stunning silver cat like eyes sitting in a cage.

"Who're you?" You asked. He looked at you.

"I'm Loki Laevatein. God of Fire."

OHHHH PLOTTWIST!!

Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}