"Do you think she'll wake up?" Sakura asked, looking at you in concern.

"I don't know. We'll have to find out." Kakashi replied.

"It's weird though, she never really got injured." Sasuke added. You were asleep on Kakashi's back. He felt you stir around until you opened your eyes.

"Hn. It's about time." Sasuke said.

"You're awake!" Naruto cheered.

"Eh? Where are we?" You asked.

"We're heading back to Konoha." Sakura replied.

"Huh? Why?" You asked, confused.

"Isn't it obvious? You were unconscious and missed whole mission." Sasuke replied snarkily.

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"I DID WHAT NOW?!?!?!" You screamed while moving around on Kakashi's back, making him almost fall over.

"Heheh, you were unconscious the whole time, no matter what we did you wouldn't wake up." Kakashi explained once he regained balance. He felt your head rest on the back of his neck.

"I'm such a stupid fucking teammate, why didn't I realize I was out that long? Why didn't anybody just fucking punch me, I have no idea, I missed the whole mission and the action, holy shit I'm stupid, why didn't I wake up?" You kept muttering profanities and insults at yourself while the others just sweatdropped.

"-sigh- so what exactly did happen?" You asked once you were done. They began telling you what happened while you were out.

"Hm. I see. Y'know, you can't really blame people for being who they are. Maybe they have their reasons, or are misjudged too often." You said softly.

"I agree, but there are plenty of evil-hearted people in the shinobi world." Kakashi said. You placed your head on his shoulder. (It's a piggyback ride, you're obviously not going to let this chance slip away!)

"No one is truly evil." You muttered.

Except for you.

'Shut up Loki!'

"So Y/n, why were you unconscious for so long?" Sakura asked, looking at you with curious eyes. You shrugged.

"I don't know. I don't really remember how I even fell unconscious in the first place. It just felt as if I was sleeping normally." You lied.

'Could it of been Cerberus keeping her asleep?' Kakashi thought.

"Hmmm, okay! I'm just glad you're awake now!" Naruto said. You smiled.

"Y/n? Could you get off my back now?" Kakashi asked.

"Is your back hurting?"

"No."

"Are you tired?"

"No."

"Are you sore?"

"No."

"Are you weak?"

"No."

"Then no."

He just sighed, giving up on the little quarrel while you were patting yourself on the back for your cleverness.

"Hey Y/n."

"What is it Sakura?" You asked.

"You were muttering some things in your sleep." She said.

'Oh lord of all rainbows, please no...'

"I was...?" You asked nervously.

"Yeah, something about a 'Cerberus' or whatever." Naruto replied. You stiffened before chucking nervously.

"I say some crazy things sometimes." You said.

"We know." Sasuke sassed.

"Y/n, maybe we should tell them." Kakashi whispered to you.

"I swear if you tell them anything and don't run back to Konoha, I'll burn all of your Icha Icha Paradise books. That's a promise." You threatened.

"N-no! Anything but that!" He pleaded.

"Then get a move on soldier!!" You commanded. He zoomed away leaving the three Genin in the dust.

"What just happened?" Sakura asked.

"I have no idea..." Naruto replied.

"Hey, do you think Y/n's hiding something?" Sasuke asked.

"No, why?" Sakura asked.

"No, never mind." He shook his head. Kakashi made it to the gates in no time. You giggled while sliding off his back.

"Good job. I won't touch your hentai ass books now, you perv." You said. He sighed in relief.

"Oh thank goodness!" He said.

"Sensei, the other three will know. I don't want that. Cerberus is known through all villages, even Naruto probably knows who he is." You said seriously.

"Well, I take that back. He probably wouldn't know." You rephrased.

"Was Cerberus the one who kept you asleep?" He asked.

"Well, not particularly." You replied.

"Then what?" He asked.

"I er... don't know." You replied while walking past the gates.

'Hm.' He thought while staring at your retreating form.

I don't see what's so bad about telling...

You literally had to stop walking and facepalm yourself at his dense ass self.

'Idiot.'

Ehhh~?? So mean, Hime.

'Hime?'

Princess!!

'I know what it means, but... why did you call me that?'

I was trying to think of a good nickname, but Hime was all I could come up with... hehehe...

'Oh, well that's okay! I'm fine with it. Although, I don't necessarily have a nickname for you, like I do with Cer.'

HA!

SHUT UP! SHE'LL COME UP WITH ONE SOON!

'How about Low Key?'

Absolutely not.

'Why not??'

It's basically my name, just spelt wrongly!!!

You wanted a nickname.

Yeah, but I wanted a cute one!

You chuckled while they were bickering back in forth in your mind. You were too busy thinking of a different nickname for Loki you accidentally bumped into an elderly woman.

"My apologies, please excuse me." You said as you bowed quickly and started leaving until she grabbed you by the arm, a sneer on her face.

"So you think you can assault me and then walk away, little girl?" She asked with a disgusted look on her face.

*Rolls up sleeves* LET ME AT 'ER!!

"Mcscuse me bitch?" You asked, slowly walking up to her.

"Who in the absolute fucker do you think you are, fucker?" You cornered her against a building.

"Someone like you shouldn't even be here in the village. You should be crucified!" She exclaimed.

"Yeah, and you're supposed to be dumpster diving for ham scraps, you six piece chicken McNobody." You replied, poking your finger into her flabby chest. When she spluttered out an answer you started walking away, but you heard her mutter something.

"Goddamn demon..."

"Hah?!" You exclaimed, turning your head with your eyes glowing black and red.

"HEAVEN TRULY KNOWS THAT THOU ART FALSE AS HELL BITCH GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE!!" turning back around, you walked away.

"That damn dried powdered donut." You muttered in anger, missing the Jonin who was sitting on the roof, watching you.

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You made it back to your apartment and flopped down onto the bed exhausted.

"Ugh! Having to ride on Kakashi's back while he runs is SOOOOO tiring!" You groaned while rolling around on your bed until you got tangled in the blankets to the point where you were a caterpillar waiting to be a butterfly.

"I BECAME A BUTTERLY—! WOAH!!" You ended up falling face first onto the ground.

Don't try to be Pewdiepie, because let's admit it... he's WAY more fabulous then you!

'EXCUUUUUSE ME!! BUT, THE LAST TIME I CHECKED, I WAS THE MOST FANTABULOUS OF THEM ALL!!!'

And WHOOO said?!

'THE MAGICAL MIRROR I STOLE FROM THE EVIL QUEEN!!'

PFFT!

'I'LL PROVE IT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!'' You then somehow got out of the blankets in a second, and ran towards the mirror.

"Mirror mirror, on the... dresser... Who's the most fantabulous of them all... er..." You said, muttering half of the chant.

"Pewdiepie is..."

"GAH!" You screamed while pulling your hair.

*snorts* told you!! And by the way, it's MAGIC MIRROR ON THE WALL YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!

'SHUT THE FUCK UP! I KNOW THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!! YO, LOKI, I'M FANTABULOUS RIGHT?!?!'

Uhhhhh, is there a right or wrong answer?

'OF COURSE THERE IS YOU SHIT FOR BRAINS!!'

Uhhhhh, yes?

Man, did you sound sure.

I'm POSITIVE that Hime is more fantabulous then this Pewdiepie shit.

'HEY! DON'T GO INSULTING THE SWEDISH CUTIE!!'

I thought I was cute! T~T

'You are, but... in a different way...'

What way?

'Eugh... uhhh... you're... hotter?'

*smirks* which way?

'The sweaty kind?'

*eyetwitch* N-no...

'What other way is there?'

*Anime falls and cries*

'Was it something I said...?'

You ruined him, Y/n.

'Since when did YOU care about him?'

I don't, I just think it's funny.

'I guess you're right...'

I'm still here... guys... TT~TT

HELLO FROM THE DARK SIDE~~~~~~~ *Vader breathing*

Edit: Seriously guys do you have a light or something it's dark in here

Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}