It's the day of the final Chūnin exams, FINALLY!!! You had NO idea how much I went through dealing with AU anime characters!!

Anyways you woke up and sprung from your bed and got ready. You pulled/pinned your red hair back and washed your face. You changed into your ninja outfit and sprang out of the door. No one really asked you about the preliminaries, so you guessed Kakashi told them.

"OHHHHH~ WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD!!! THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF—"

"SHUT UP!!!"

You stopped and flipped the person off, before running to avoid getting hit with a frying pan.

"They ruined my song T~T." You mumbled while anime crying.

She er... is happy...

Maybe a bit too happy...

"ALL I WANNA DO, IS LOVE YOUR BODY! OHHH!! TONIGHTS YOUR LUCKY NIGHT, I KNOW YOU WANT IT! OHH OHHHH!!!" You sang, scaring a few by passers in the process.

"I'M DIFFERENT YEAH I'M DIFFERENT! I'M DIFFERENT YEAH I'M— WOAH!!!!" You faceplanted after tripping over a rock— wait, scratch that, a SQUARE rock. You groaned and rubbed your head while looking behind you.

"Damn you Konohamaru..." You muttered before getting up and walking back towards teh arena. When you got there, you saw a whole bunch of spectators along with the Hokage and the Kazekage as well. You stood next to Gaara and looked at all of the people. You felt his stare drill holes into your skull and this time you turned your head and looked at him. It was a complete stare down for like five minutes. You nor him blinked even once and it was sort of scaring some people...

You were winning the competition when all of a sudden you heard screaming. You broke eye contact and looked at the entrance, but a yellow rocket had crashed into you, knocking you down.

"-groan- What is it, Naruto?" You asked.

"Y/N CHAN! THERE ARE A BUNCH OF BULLS HEADED OUR WAY!!!" He screeched. You just rose a brow at his statement.

"I'M NOT JOKING LOOK— huh?" He muttered, turning to only see nothing.

"They're probably gone Naruto. Can you please get off of me? You weigh a ton." You asked. He chuckled nervously before standing up with you in tow. The Hokage did a whole welcome speech, but you didn't pay attention.

'If water is clear... why does it look blue in a pool?'

...

...

Why don't you ask it?

'I can't talk to water though...'

*Facepalm*

'If a person—'

SHUT UP!

'Why you hate meh?'

I don't hate you!

'I wasn't talking to you -_-.'

*goes in emo corner*

"— BEGIN!"

'Wait what?'

The matches are starting genius, go up in the stands...

'Ohhhh okay.'

~
The first match is Naruto vs Neji.

"GUUUUU NARUDOOOOO!!!!!" You screamed.

"BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF LE HYUGA GUY WITH YUR FISTS O FURYYYY— GAHFUCK!!!!" You screamed again, but almost fell over the railing.

Good going, now everyone's looking at you including the Kage...

You turned and looked at everyone and indeed they were giving you weird faces. You shrugged.

'Eh, you're no fun...'

Don't you have any self respect?

'Nope not really. Because I'M AMAZING~ JUST THE WAY I AM~!'

You do realize that's not the lyrics, right?

'I'm fucking single, I don't have anyone to sing it to, Jesus.'

Erm...

'Cer, am I going to die alone and a virgin?'

... probably...

'... ;-;...'

Awe don't cry!!!! I'm here!!!

'Thank you Loki!'

-cheers-

"Wait what?" You said out loud.

Idiot, Naruto won his match...

'ALREADY?!?!'

You were talking to us for a while...

'*Le whale noise*'

You saw Naruto walking towards you so you glomped on him.

"Nice going Naruturd." You said while ruffling his hair. He chuckled before smiling cheekily. After deciding to post pone Sasuke's match, Naruto pushed Shikamaru over the railing and into the arena. Temari went at him with her giant ass fan, but he just stuck two kunai in the wall and stood on them...

"There's no way I'd lose to a girl—" He said smugly.

"SHIKA-FUCKING-MARU, I SWEAR WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I'LL MAKE YOU SWALLOW YOUR WORDS SO HARD, YOU'LL CHOKE AND DIE WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH YOU, PINEAPPLE HEAD!!!!!" You screamed from the other side of the arena, making him sigh. You huffed while crossing your arms.

Oh god... *sigh*

Le timeskip~

"He... did... fucking... not..." You said, your mouth wide open. Temari was LITERALLY in the palm of his hand, and he fucKING FORFEITED?!?!?!?!

"SHIKAMARU YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE!!!" You screamed. He just sweatdropped. So, after Shikamaru returned to the seating, you gave him bloody hell.

You punched him upside the head, you knees his balls, you punched him square in the face, and you twisted his arm behind his back... needless to say, he had to go to the infirmary.

"Next match: Y/n Akuma vs. Yuri."

"KATSUKI YURI IS THAT YOU MY PRECIOUS SMOL KATSUDON?!?!" You screamed while jumping over the railing and Yuri just calmly went down the stairs like a normal person would...

But who said you were normal?!?!

"I've heard about you, Akuma. I've had a more harder life then you could ever imagine." She spat. You just stared at her for a minute.

"POOR UNFORTUNATE SOOOUUUUL~!" You sang.

"Don't think my hardships are funny!!" She screamed. You smirked.

"Who said it was funny?" You asked. The proctor looked at the two of you before jumping out of the way. You summoned your sword.

"Demon Style: Demon Scythe!" You said while your sword turned into your scythe. Her eyes widened before she started to make hand signs.

"DEMON SLASH!!!" You yelled.

KA-BLOOM!!

The entire arena burst into black flames. Yuri had an ice (THE FUCKING IRONY) shield around herself, but the fire was slowly melting it, burning her to some degree. You then did the jutsu formation.

"Katsu!" You called. The black fire exploded into MORE black fire. When the fire cleared, Yuri was on her stomach with burns all over her. You were pretty sure they were third degree burns, but you couldn't see.

"Winner, Y/n Akuma." The proctor called. You spun your scythe around before making it vanish and jumping back into the stands.

it was over before it even begun.

I was hoping Hime would have some tough competition... T~T

Hello!!

Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}