
*fangirls*
You woke up to squeaking and various grumbles, and curses. When you turned towards your window, you saw a short-statued man wearing a cloth around his face while violently scrubbing the window.
"AHHHHH!!!!!" You screamed, startling the poor man.
"What is it shitty brat?!" He called out.
"SEID IHR DAS ESSEN NEIN WIR SID DER JÄGER!!! AH AH AH! AH AH AH!!" You then started singing Guren no Yumiya right there, in front of your favorite character.
"CORPORAL SENPAIIIII~~!!" You screamed while clinging onto his leg.
"O-OI! GET THE FUCK OFF ME YOU DIRTY BRAT!!" He screamed trying to pry you away from him, but you hung on for dear life.
"NOTICE ME SENPAIIIII!!!!" You screamed up at his face.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN?!?" He screamed a little terrified.
"A LOT!!!" You screamed back.
"AND WHAT BUSINESS DO YOU HAVE WITH ME!?!" He screamed.
"I think I should be asking you that since you're in my house!" You retorted.
"Tch. Blame shitty glasses." He replied.
"Hanji did this?!?! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEE TELL HER I SAID THANK YOUUUUU!!!" You exclaimed, unhinging from his leg.
"Tch. Fine." He mumbled.
"So, do you want to go back?" You asked. He rose a brow.
"You? An idiot? Can take me back?" He asked. Your eyes immediately turned black with different shaped pupils.
"Why? Are you doubting me?" You and Cerberus asked.
"N-no." He replied nervously.
"Okay, good!" You said, your eyes going back to red and e/c. He sighed out, a hand on his heart.
"So, answer the question." You pushed.
"Of course I do. This place is fucking filthy." He sneered. Your hair instantly started floating and dividing.
"What was that, you short fucktard?" You asked.
"J-just take me back!" He stuttered out. You nodded while holding your hand out. He was hesitant, but grabbed your hand.
"See ya around shorty." You said while doing the jutsu formation.
"I'm not short—!"
"Transportation!" You said. And POOF! He was gone.
In AoT~
Levi appeared back on the table in the mess hall.
"Shorty!" Hanji squealed. Everyone just started piling him with questions.
"Enough!" His scary voice called out, which shut everyone up.
"I'll say this. I was transported to a house in some other world, met this psychotic girl who was immensely terrifying, whom brought me back here, and wanted me to thank shitty glasses." He said simply. It was quiet.
"If corporal said that girl was terrifying..." Armin trailed off.
"She must be scary..." They all said in unison.
Back into de Narutard world~
After your little 'morning surprise' you went downstairs to get breakfast.
"Y/n-chin, do you have any snacks?" A certain purple haired giant asked, scouring through your fridge.
"Atsushi, this is a ninja world. Go back to your AU world please." You said while pinching your nose.
"Yes~." He drawled while disappearing. You sighed while getting an apple and heading back towards your room. Your door was closed which was odd.
'I left the door open... didn't I?' You thought while pushing the door open. Rose petals started flying and cascading towards you.
"Welcome to music room #3 my princess—"
"HONEY SENPAIIIII!!!!!" You screamed while glomping on the tiny blond male. Tamaki sulked in his emo-corner while mushrooms were growing on his head. Honey giggled. You then turned to Kyoya and smirked.
"Oh Kyoya~" you sang, which made him freeze.
"Don't think I forgot about your little visit a while ago~" You cooed as you neared him.
"Payback's a bitch." You said as you punched him through the wall while the others just sweatdropped.
"Well hello—"
"—there." Kaoru and Hikaru said, wrapping an arm around your shoulders. You rolled your eyes.
"Hey there, twinsies." You replied as you twirled out of their grasp, but bumped into—
"TAKESHI SENPAIIIII!!" You screamed while clinging onto him.
"WHAT ABOUT ME?!" Tamaki yelled.
"NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!" You screamed back.
"A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE ME!!!"
"MORE LIKE YOUR REFLECTIONS!!!" You retorted which made him pass out right then and there.
"HARUHI!!!!" You screamed while koala-ing to her.
"H-hello." She greeted shyly.
"GET OFF OF MY DAUGHTER!" Tamaki said as he magically woke up.
"*INTENSE HISSING COMMENCES*"
He squealed and threw himself out of the window.
"-sigh- well, we'll meet again." You said as you did the jutsu formation.
"Transportation!" You said. And POOF! They begone-ed. You sighed contently as you flopped onto your back, enjoying the peacefulness.
"ONE MORE SET!"
"TOSS IT TO ME!"
"GO HINATA!"
"NICE SERVE!!"
"EUGHHHHH!!!!" You muffled into the pillow. You stomped your way to the window and—
"KARA FUCKING SUNO, CAN YOU BE ANY SHITTING LOUDER YOU IRRITATING FUCKWADS?!" You screamed at them. They all stopped and looked at you while Nishinoya and Tanaka stared at you dreamily.
"Transportation." You muttered. And POOF! They leafed like the make of a tree.
"Phew... fina-fucking-lly." You said while closing the window. When you turned around, you were inches apart from a boy with pale skin, dark circles under his eyes, raven black hair, and was wearing a white sleeved shirt.
"GAH!" You screamed while jumping back.
"Hm? *le gasp* Ryuuzaki!!!!" You squealed. He didn't say anything and just stared at you, tilting his head.
"-sigh- that's a fucking disappointment." You said as you did the jutsu formation.
"Transportation." And POOF! He goned with the wind.
"Gee, this day was entertaining." You mumbled.
"Maybe, but you're more entertaining." A voice said from behind you. You turned around and faced a certain Matsouka.
"Rin?" You asked.
"Yo." He said with a large grin, showing off his sharp teeth.
"Say, where's Haru?" He asked.
"I don't know. Yesterday he was in my tub, but left because I had no mackerel." You said while shrugging. He nodded.
"Okay cool, thanks." He said while running towards your closet and going in it. You stood there for a couple of minutes, because going over and opening the door.
'HE ISN'T THERE?!?!?!' You thought.
'THEN WERE THE FUCK IS HE?!?!'
"Oh well, his fault if he gets killed." You said while flopping onto your bed from the tiring day you had.
UHHHHG THIS TOOK ME FOREVERRRRR!!!!
Ja ne!
{Ruby Red}
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