The four of you were walking throughout the Forest of Death, but you were having a conversation with Cerberus and Loki.

'I wonder what a taco tastes like...'

Don't know. Never had one.

It's a fucking corn shell with various foods in it.

'NOOOOO WAY JOSE! I THOUGHT A TACO WAS UNICORN PISS!'

Fuck off foolish mortal.

Geez. Calm the hell down WeenieButt.

Does he even have a weenie—

-various growling and hissing noises-

*slowly backs away*

"Eh?" You said aloud.

"Uhhhh... Cer? Loki? Where the fuck am I? And where are the others?" You asked, looking around.

I don't know and you sort of... got off track and went the other direction of the rest.

"WELL SHIT ME A WONDERFUL BRICK, NOW I HAVE TO FIND THOSE BITCHES!" You yelled aloud, not really caring if anyone heard you.

Heh heh. *sweatdrops*

So you started walking around trying to find the three nitwits while muttering profanities under your breath.

"Why the fuck did no one stop me, I have no shitting idea, I swear if they're all dead I'll fucking kill them..." You muttered.

You can't kill someone who's... already dead...?

'PISS OFF! I'LL JUST MURDER THEIR SOULS~ MWAHAHAHA'

You really need help... like... now...

Gee, no kidding.

'SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!'

You sighed, pinching the bridge of your nose.

"Fucking dumbasses..." You muttered.

Calm down. We need to find the three idiots.

'Hm. Alright. Let's go already.'

"NOW OFF TO NEVERLAND WE GO!!!!" You screamed.

FUCK OFF PETER PAN!!

*Anime cries*

Le magical timeskip~

After running for a good half an hour, you finally found the rest, but saw they were in semi-bad condition—

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN 'SEMI-BAD?!'. BITCH THEY WERE REKT!

'Jesus calm the fuck down, I'll just heal them.'

"HEEYOOOO!!!" You screamed while jumping off the tree branch.

"Y/n-chan!" Naruto called, relieved.

"Where were you?!" Sakura asked, a little annoyed.

"I sort of... zoned out, and ended up away from you guys, heheh." You chuckled nervously. Your eyes landed on Sasuke who was holding his neck.

"Sakura, what happened to Sasuke?" You whispered to her. She stiffened.

"He... he got bit by someone named Orochimaru." She whispered back. Your blood instantly ran cold as you growled.

'So it's that snake again.' You thought.

"Huh? Y/n where were you?" Naruto asked.

"I zoned out again and I lost track of you guys." You replied smoothly.

"I see." He replied. You then turned to Sakura.

"Keep Naruto distracted, I'll deal with Sasuke." You said quietly. She nodded before heading towards Naruto. You looked over towards Sasuke and walked over to him. You squatted in front of him and looked at him seriously.

"Sasuke, I need to seal the mark. Otherwise it will go haywire and it could possible kill you." You said seriously.

"How do you know how to seal things?" He asked, panting a little.

"Something my parents taught me." You replied. He looked at you and nodded. You bit your thumb and let the blood run down your finger. You dropped a bit of it onto the curse mark.

"This may sting a bit, but I'll try to make it quick and less painful. Okay?" You confirmed. He nodded. You placed your hand on his shoulder. Markings made out of blood appeared on him and slowly inched their way towards the curse mark.

"Blood Seal!" You said. He started to grit his teeth out of pain and when he was about to scream, you placed your free hand in his mouth.

"Bite." You ordered. He listened and bit down on your hand, drawing blood, but you didn't care.

"Almost done." You whispered. The rest of the markings disappeared into the mark, making it turn from black, to dark red with a chain-like marking appearing around it. You pried your hand from his mouth and wiped the blood off.

"Good job Sasuke, you can rest now. I'll carry you." You said softly. He nodded before closing his eyes and falling asleep... or unconscious... for a couple of days...

You picked him up onto your back and walked over to the other two.

"WOAH! What happened to Sasuke?!" Naruto asked, his voice raising and his eyes widening.

"He's fine, Naruto. He's just tired." You replied. He nodded.

"Did you seal it?" Sakura whispered.

"Yeah I did. It shouldn't be able to activate." You replied.

"Let's go to the tower!!!" Naruto exclaimed.

"You guys got a Heaven scroll?" You asked.

"Yeah, the last group of ninja that we fought had one." Sakura replied. You nodded before turning around.

"Let's go guys." You said while walking away.

Y/n. Sealing that curse mark took a lot of your blood. Are you okay?

'Yeah, I'm fine. I should be after a little bit.'

Just incase, I'm healing you.

'Yeah yeah, fine whatever.'

Y'know, you could always use me.

'No, I'm fine. Thanks though Loki.'

Anytime Hime.

Magical rainbow timeeskip~

All of the examiners were standing in a line in a HUGE arena while the Hokage and other Jonin were there too. The Hokage and Hayate were explaining that you'd have preliminaries before the actual 3rd stage, and yada yada, blah blah. You were instructed to go up onto the spectator floor, or whatever the shit it was. The screen was randomly flipping through names until it landed on two.

Sasuke Uchiha vs. Weird guy with a bandana around his face.

Nice...

'I suck at names, shut up.'

Sasuke and Bandana started fighting, thankfully the curse mark didn't act up, but Sasuke was already beat up to begin with. Sasuke won the battle doing a 'Lions Barrage' move which quickly ended the match. Sasuke won, and Kakashi took him to the infirmary. Then the next match was Kankuro vs. A weird jello guy that was probably one of Snake man's experiments or something.

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Kankuro won...

Is that a shocker?

'Erm... no but still.'

Anyway's the weird Jello guy was taken to the infirmary and the proctor started coughing... again...

"He should really get a cough drop." You said out loud.

"I know right?" Naruto replied. The screen turned on once again and randomly shuffled and landed on two random names.

Your blood ran cold, your body just became paralyzed. Your eyes widened at the person you're going against...

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Y/n Akuma vs Hio Akuma

OHHHHHH K.O!!!

Hello!! How are you? It's so typical of me to talk about myself I'm sorry T~T.

Ja ne!

{Ruby Red}