So.. here we are. 2020, people.
Copppa staring up everyone's butts and YouTube literally making it exponentially harder for small YouTubers To rise to the glory..

Also, I'm somehow still gonna have a sh*tty voice while reading this script so screw my life..

Ever since COPPA was introduced, I immediately noticed worlds slowly crumble.
Like seriously, now I'm forced to pick sides.

Do I want to be child friendly and not have anyone know when I upload? Or do I want my content to not be child friendly and potentially never have a chance of getting my videos monetized? It's a frickin' lose-lose situation here, which makes my relationship with YouTube wonky.

You see, I'm kind of in a weird position. Not only does my voice sound like sh*t, but also my channel is stuck in a perpetual state of never truly growing out of its hundreds of subs.

I mean, damn. I've posted my first video on YouTube Two years ago and that little gem got NOTHING, absolutely nothing..

Which makes sense. Because 1. I suck at branching out. 2. Nobody really takes me seriously. 3. I'm black and I sound like that one kid who's stuck in puberty indefinitely.

Hell, add number 4 for craps and giggles. Which is I literally look younger than my actual age..

I hear you, I hear you. No YouTube channel's ever gonna grow super fast without hard work or luck.

So basically, I might as well throw my channel into the gutter. I'm calling  it quits, see ya!
...

Hell, if it was that easy.

So YouTube is undergoing major changes. This platform will NEVER be the same it was 5 years ago. And I... I'm honestly disappointed. YouTube was supposed to be this platform where everybody can come together and be themselves; where we can all laugh, play, have fun, and enjoy ourselves.

But NO. THATS A BIT TOO MUCH FOR US NOW!

Everything is going political now.  We're heading into a direction, the internet should not go..

I don't like this. And why is a nobody telling you all of this while his Gacha life character occasionally moves?

Because I'm trying to make up for not posting a more serious video to be used by Gacha life. Because of this screen shot [insert screenshot] here.

I want to get famous, call me stupid. I'll do it all here on the [channel name] variety channel.

Like, and subscribe. All that jazz..

But really, YouTube is doomed. If YouTubers like This guy [insert screenshot] keep leaving this platform.. we're all screwed..

And that's the video. Stay awesome and peace fam. ✌️