I.

A Chess Master went to a bar in Havana,

And started chatting up a girl called Rihana

Her boyfriend (a piece of scum),

Picked up a bottle of rum,

And checkmated the master into Nirvana.

II.

There was once a young lady who liked shaming.

Those girls "a slut" she was claiming.

But they didn't care,

(Mini-skirts in the air!)

"Jealous!" was their retort to the blaming.

III.

There once was a man who took offence

At everything he could possibly be against.

The world tired of him,

And his saccharine Hymns,

And built round him a big giant fence.

IV.

There once was a woman astride her high horse,

Who looked down on everyone as coarse.

Blind to her own flaws,

Her steed saw the cause,

Of throwing her down to the ground of course.