You all know the story of Fuzzy Wuzzy:

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,

Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.

Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

But did you know, Fuzzy Wuzzy had a sister:

Fushy Wushy had no hair,

Fushy Wushy didn't care.

Fushy Wushy wasn't fussy, was she?

Pretty bad, I know! But as Kilmer would say:

 A fool like me might write a poem,

But only God makes Styrofoam.