Sock: I was just waiting for my dear Y/n to come back. I was pacing across the room. When I heard my cell door open a guard walks in with a baby boy in his arms and gives it to me.

"What's this baby doing here?"

Before the guard left the room, he looked at me then the baby.

"That's D-03500."

After he left, my jaw dropped. This baby is my boyfriend?! How the hell did this happened?! I was looking at him and he was sooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking cute! But the cuteness didn't last. He transformed back to normal in my arms.

"What just happened?"

I told him everything I knew and he was blushing during the whole thing. He's still cute, both now and past.

Doc: I was working and I realized that my dear Y/n wasn't here. I looked to see that my cell door was open. It was a containment breach. I left my cell and walked around if I could find my love.

~~~TIME SKIP~~~

I've been walking for hours. I don't know where Y/n is. Now I'm fearing the worst. Y/n could be dead.

"Okay! So how are we going to tell Doc about this?!"

That sounded like Larry. I wonder what is he talking about.

"I-I-I-I-I d-d-d-d-d-don't k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-know L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Larry! T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Tell m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-me h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-how w-w-w-w-w-w-we a-a-a-a-a-a-are g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-going t-t-t-t-t-t-to t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tell D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Doc t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-that h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-his g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-girlfriend g-g-g-g-got t-t-t-t-t-t-t-turned i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-into a-a-a-a b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-baby L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Larry!"

That would be the stutter of Gus or 096. Wait, did they said that Y/n got turned into a baby? I ran over to see the two SCP's arguing while Y/n is sleeping in Gus's arms. I was so shocked that Y/n was a baby, sleeping in Gus's arms and Gus and Larry are arguing so loud that should've woken her up. But Larry tried to grab Y/n from Gus. I reacted so quickly that I don't remember what I did to Larry, but I do remember hearing Y/n crying. I turned around to Y/n and grabbed her from Gus, then hugged her close to me. I turned to Larry, who's on the floor holding his face.

"That punch was uncalled for man!"

"YOU KNEW BETTER LARRY! YOU KNOW THAT YOU COULD'VE HURT Y/N!"

"D-Doc calm down old buddy."

"I WON'T CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!"

After a few more swear words at the old man and calming Y/n down, I realized that I just sinned in front of Y/n and my friends. I walked away quickly back to my cell.

"Now, let's fix you my dear."

She only made baby noises as an answer. I turned around and started to work on a cure for my love. Well, I just added some grey hairs to my original cure, when I walked away to use my journal to see if something like this happened before and that I didn't remember it. I heard a crash and when I turned around o see Y/n puffed back to normal.

"D-Doc? W-W-What happened?"

I explained Y/n everything I knew, but when I tried to stop her from getting killed by Gus and Larry is when the MTF contained everyone again. At least I'm not alone with a baby now.

VJ: Well, you where about to turn into a baby, but VJ saved you from that.

Larry: I was minding while watching you, when Dr. Bright came out of nowhere and sucker smacked something in your face. You went after him. I wanted to slap him for hitting you in the face, but I can't leave my cell.

~~~TWO HOUR SKIP~~~

I was sleeping when I heard my cell door open and something snuggled up to me. I thought it was Tickles or Jose. I opened my eyes and look at the little thing. I saw a baby! A baby boy. I picked him up after I sat up. I didn't know who this little guy belongs to, but he's pretty cute.

"Holy shit! SCP-106 has Y/n! Now, how are we going to get him back to normal?!"

Wait. I looked at the baby closely and recognized Y/n's bright e/c eyes.

"HOW?!"

"W-What?"

"HOW DID THIS HAPPENED?!"

"It was Dr. Bright's fault! I swear on my dad's golden underpants!"

I stopped being mad at that point and started to laugh so hard that I was on the floor. I wasn't the only one too. Y/n was laughing as well.

"Great. I'm the joke now."

After Y/n returned to normal, he still remembers the golden underpants joke.

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