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The next morning came. It was 3a.m. and Naruto woke up in his adult form with a yawn, then he felt something on him and saw a naked Ebisu sleeping on top of him with a very content smile on her face.

He smiled at this, despite his intentions with her, he found this look of hers to be very cute.

Then he nudged her shoulder and said,

Naruto:Ebi-chan? *shakes her lightly again*Ebi-chan?

She stirred and woke up.

Ebisu:Hmmm...?

She looked at Naruto and gave him a sleepy smile.

Ebisu:Oh. Good morning, Uzumaki-sama.

Naruto:Morning Ebi-chan. It's time for me to go.

Ebisu:Mou~. Do you have to~?

Naruto:Hehehe. I do. I have to meet with my Sensei and teammates at 4.

Ebisu:Do you~?

Naruto:....

Ebisu:Do you really need to go right now~?

Naruto:....

Naruto thought about it this.

Thinking about it now, he really did not care all that much for his team and his Sensei.

Well, the team anyway. Kakashi was hot. And he wanted her. So he would be there for her.

On the other hand, he's with a naked hot woman in her bed, and she looks like she wants more from last night. It would be rather disrespectful to just leave her.

So he asked,

Naruto:....What time do you have to meet Konohamaru today?

Ebisu:8 a.m.

Naruto:...Eh. Why not? I'll leave at 7. Come here.

Ebisu:Hehehehe.

They made out and began to have their fun again.

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Hours later, and the scene switches to Sakura and Satsuki, sittinf in the clearing in the forest with their bags near them, tired and hungry.

GRUMBLE!

Sakura blushed as her stomach was growling loudly and Sasuke looked at her incredulously.

Sakura:💧...(^///^)S...Sorry.

Satsuki sighed and then she saw Naruto walking to them.

Sakura:Naruto, you're late!

Naruto:Oh? Is Sensei here already?

Sakura:N...No.

Naruto:Then I'm early.

Satsuki:You still didn't show up before 5. You're still late, Uzumaki.

Naruto:Doesn't matter. Sensei wasn't intending to reach here early anyway.

Sakura:How do you know?

Naruto:I just know.

He took his seat on the ground and meditated making them confused then shrugged.

An hour of waiting and Satsuki was annoyed, Sakura was impatient and Naruto was still meditaing.

Sakura:Dammit! Where is she?!

Naruto:4, 3, 2, 1....

Kakashi came arrived in a shunshin with a bag in hand and greeted the three.

Kakashi:Yo, everyone. I am here.

Sakura:💢You're late!

Kakashi:💧...S-Sorry. Anyway, let's get started.

She takes out an alarm clock, puts it on a tree stump and presses the button.

The clock is set of 12p.m. That is when the tests ends.

He takes out two bells.

Kakashi:Your survival mission is to get these two bells from me. The one who doesn't get the bell will be tried to a log and sent back to the academy.

The three Genin, well two since Naruto didn't care, narrowed their eyes at this.

Kakashi:Feel free to come at me with whatever you got. Shuriken, Kunai, whatever you got.

She puts the bells hanging on her pants pocket.

Kakashi:Yosh! Ready? Start!

Sakura and Sasuke leaped away in the trees and Naruto, just remained meditating much to Kakashi's confusion. She asked,

Kakashi:You're not going to attack me?

Naruto:Nope. No need.

The blonde boy sat down and began meditating and Kakashi just looked at him confused.

Then she shrugged, pulled out a book, and began reading.

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It has been 2 hours and Kakashi was still reading. However, she did give Naruto a few glances while she was stll mediting. Then she sighed and asked,

Kakashi:Naruto?

The blonde boy looked at her.

Naruto:Yes Sensei?

Kakashi:You know that it is unwise to be out in the open when on a mission, right?

Naruto:I know. But that is only if I don't have a plan in place for doing so.

Kakashi:Oh? And that would be?

Naruto vanished....

POW!

...and punched Kakashi in the face.

Kakashi:GAH!!

She dropped her book as she was sent falling to the ground.

The woman was wide eyed staring at Naruto he was just smirking then said,

Naruto:Giving you a one sided beating.

He honestly did not want to do this to the woman, but this is a survival mission and he wanted this to be done as quick as possible.

Kakashi lightly frowned at him, then stood up and prepared to attack but...

POW!

...she was punched again this time in the stomach by Naruto and she fell on the ground once again.

Kakashi:He caught me off guard again.

She stared at Naruto who was still smirking and she growled. She stood up, ran at him sonic speed and threw a punch but Naruto grabbed her fist, flipped her over....

WHAM!

....and bodyslammed him.

Kakashi:Nnnnghhhh!!

She groaned in pain and anger then quickly took out a Kunai to stab at the boy only for Naruto took a few steps away. Kakashi jumped off the ground and took a stance at the boy.

Kakashi:Wh... What the hell? This kid is strong! If so, I better... let loose a... bit?

She tried using his chakra, but to her shock, she can't use it.

Kakashi:I can't even use my chakra?! How?! Why can't I...-?!

He looked at Naruto with caution, then she was wide eyed.

Kakashi:Is... Is this his doing?!

Meanwhile with Sakura in the bushes and Satsuki was in the trees, they saw the fight with Naruto and Kakashi in shock.

Sakura:N-No way! Naruto is beating Kakashi-sensei?!

Sasuke:Uzumaki is actually beating Kakashi?! This is unreal! How is this possible?!

Kakashi went to attack Naruto but as soon as he took one step, Naruto was in front of her and she quickly went a few steps back.

Then Naruto went into his pocket and Kakashi was going to retaliate but stopped when he saw the blonde boy holding up the bells in his hands.

Kakashi:!!!

Sasuke:!!!

Sakura:(0_0)!!!

Naruto:Hai. I win.

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A bit later after Kakashi got himself treated after the fight, he looked to Naruto and said,

Kakashi:Great work Naruto. But this is a team assignment and you were suppose to-

Naruto just gave a bell each to Sakura and Sasuke.

Naruto:Here. Take them. You two can stay. I'll leave. Later.

Naruto walked away leaving Satsuki and Sakura to look at him surprised. Then they looked at each other then at the blonde boy.

Satsuki:Oi. Uzumaki.

The boy stopped and gave Satsuki a side glance. Then the girl drop the bell on the ground. Naruto raised an eyebrow and asked,

Naruto:Why?

Sasuke:...We are a team remember? You don't get to walk away. Even if I want you to.

Naruto turned completely around and looked at her. Sakura looked to the two and then she dropped her bell too.

Naruto looked at her and she gave a huff and hands on her waist. She said,

Sakura:D-Don't get any ideas. I just don't want you leaving over something trivial like bells. You are with us.

Naruto:It is not up to us. It's up to Sensei.

The three looked to the young woman.

Naruto:Well?

Kakashi looked at the three and smiled under her mask.

Kakashi:You pass.

Sakura & Sasuke:Huh?

Naruto:...?

Kakashi:You heard me. You pass. You may have not worked as a team but you three acted as one. Naruto, you gave up the bells so that the other two can remain Genin. Sakura and Satsuki, you chose to want Naruto to remain on the team instead of casting him out. Real teammates look out for each other. They don't betray each other for their own selfish goals.

The three teens listened to her.

Kakashi:Before the three of you, I have failed all others that I had in front of me because they thought about only themselves individually instead of thinking like a team. But you three, I see that you have that mindset.

Naruto:Pfft. I don't.

He raises a thumb and says,

Kakashi:(^_^)So congratulations. You are officially Genin of Team 7.

Sakura cheered, Satsuki smirked a little while Naruto looked on boredly.

Kakashi:Also this is something you must remember as well. Those who break the rules are trash but those who betray their comrades are worse than trash.

Satsuki smirked and Sakura looked amazed by his words. Naruto on the other hand looked stoic, but inwardly scoffed at that.

Kakashi:Starting tomorrow, we will begin our first mission.

Satsuki:*nods*Hm.

Sakura:Hai~!

Naruto just nods.

Kakashi:Let's go home.

Naruto:Later.

The blonde haired boy teleported away leaving the three surprised and baffled by his departure.

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With Naruto, he was back home and meditating. He thought on Kakashi's words and thought,

Naruto:Friends? Keh. Nonsense. Those three are not my friends, and I know that the feeling is mutual. For Sakura and Satsuki, I will humor them. But, if they majorly fuck up, I will simply end them.

Then he thought about Kakashi and he smiled.

Naruto:As for that teacher though, She's cute. And during that minor brawl I had with her, I can tell that she was strong. No where close to being as strong as me, but still strong in her own right. Now I know that I want her.

He smiles darkly.

Naruto:And I will get her.

Then he meditates once again.

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