My life is a rollercoaster, I swear.

These past three weeks have had so many highs and lows I think I'm permanently nauseous. Scott was so sweet after the whole 'Nyle' incident. He 'made' me breakfast in bed (AKA ordered room service) and didn't leave my side for days. I won't complain, you know I adore me some Scott time :). We finished off the last tour stop in LA and afterward a few crew members went and got matching tattoos. I wasn't a huge fan of the design so I chose something similar but a little different, Scott and Candice liked my design better so now we're the three musketeers.

It's so cute. It's a little skull <3 Scott and I got ours on our finger and Candice got hers on her arm. It's so cute I could vomit.

Anyway back to my life.

So Scott had this radio station meet and greet thing with like 8 people who won a Q&A and a pic with him. This wouldn't be important if one of those little... *deep breath* fans... hadn't had the audacity to ask Scott if he and I were dating. #1... HOW RUDE. #2 THAT'S NOT OKAY, PEOPLE! #3 way to ruin my happiness ... nosy bitches. I mean, don't people understand how a 'personal' life works? It's NOT ok to ask a celebrity who they're sleeping with. THAT IS NOT OK.

Scott handled it with ease, even though he was understandably uncomfortable. He just kind of laughed it off and said we're just friends, but he got weird after that. We talked about it later, but he was so awkward it was SOOOO uncomfortable. THANKS RUDE TEENIE BOPPER. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT!!!!! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW, Michelle Branch! Grrrrr Argggh. 

Moving on before I blow a gasket. So, now here I am just hanging around LA while Scott is in the studio or hangs out with Alex and his other friends he hasn't been able to see because of tour. It's lonely, but I'm learning to enjoy the time alone. I have my own friends I go out with sometimes and I think I'll start looking at new places soon, but... I dunno. I have a love/hate relationship with time off.

I have to talk to Ava and see if I can fly her out to go house hunting with me, she would LOVE that. I should probably go visit my parents at some point, but I have plenty of time for that.

Maybe I'll write something. OH wait I forgot to tell you! Here's a new development, I've discovered there is FANFIC... about ME... Scomiche (seriously, Ava? Wouldn't Scotch suffice? You know mama loves her some spirits) has some followers and it's kinda fun to read it. Ok, I'll admit that initially it was weird and really freaky, (which started a weird crisis where I didn't know if I should be writing about Scott and it was just all around a bad night) but then I got over it and now it's kinda fun to read about a world where me and Scott are boinking like thirsty bunnies. I won't complain.

I like Scomiche, but for now there's a new ship that has come along and bumped Scomiche down a peg... Scolex. Don't get me wrong, I love me some Alex. He's gorgeous, sweet as cotton candy (as long as you don't say anything bad about Carrie, Taylor or Dorothy), and he's an amazing friend to Scott. They've been friends since before Scott was a household name and he's stuck around even through Scott's asshat phase. The thing is, I think they'd be amazing together and Alex would definitely treat Scott the way he deserves, but they're literally just as much sisters as me and Scott are. It's kind of adorable to watch those two giant puppies when they're together.

Really the only bad part is watching people online bash me to support Scolex. That's a bit tough to swallow. People can get down right MEAN and CRUEL. It's not much easier to watch them bash Alex either because he certainly doesn't deserve it, (have you seen him? Have you met him? TOTAL sweetheart) but I guess the shipping wars just make me uncomfortable all around. People should just realize that Scott's not a chew toy being pulled between me and Alex, he's a single guy and seems to want to stay that way, at least for now.

I'll just keep away from Tumblr so I don't lose my shít on anyone who is probably too young (or too ignorant) to know better... *sigh* the youth of today and the neanderthals of yesterday.

Ooooh David is awake..

..... And blowing up my notifications..

Chill dudeeeeeeee. What now!? 

David: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND

Lance: Ok it really is too early for shouty caps but what happened

David: Scott. Stupid Scott happened

Lance: Scott always happens but what did he do now?

David: I don't understand him and all his boys really

What did he do now? It's not like I was with him last night soooooo....

Lance: There's nothing on snapchat except a vid of him and alex?

David: You mean except the shít tons of pics all around???

Lance: WTF I've been trying to stay away from tumblr... the ship battles are driving me crazy

David: Like fück is he fücking Alex or is he dating Mitch I DO NOT UNDERSTAND

Lance: nooo not you tooo
Lance: there's too many ships to keep up with

Alright lets see these pictures and - FÜCK! OMG. Ok ... these are definitely crew pics. Who the hell let these leak!??????? Oh my God Scott is going to FREAK OUT! Oh God nooooo The tattoo pic of us... I can't remember who took that. No NO NO NO NO Whoever released these obviously picked out the ones that made it look like me and Scott are more than we are. These were privattteeeee.

I bet someone's getting fired. OMG WHAT IF THEY THINK IT WAS ME! I WOULD NEVER! 

OK. Breathe. Scott would never believe that.  Ever. He wouldn't.

Lance: OH MY GOD I JUST SAW WHY ARE THERE SO MANY WHAT HAPPENED I MISSED SOMETHING

David: THEY HAVE MATCHING TATTOOS LANCE HOW CAN I NOT SHIP!!! MATCHING. TATTOOS!!!
David: YOU MISSED EVERYTHING APPARENTLY
David: I DID NOT SAY SHIT TON JUST TO SAY

Lance: Wait wait wait nobody panic. maybe there are other people with the tattoo

There definitely are but I can't tell YOU that. Fück. This is bad. This is going to make the shipping worse and then more people are going to ask Scott about it and what if he gets so uncomfortable he stops being so touchy feely... I'd miss my giant teddy bear. :( :( :( SO MUCH POUTINGGGGGGGG.  No judging, please.

Lance: and maybe they just cuddle... because
Lance: i got nothing

Fighting a losing battle here. When taken out of context those pictures really do make it tough to argue. Stupid photo leaker person! I bet it was Cameron, the ɑsshole. He should be grateful he got to kiss him and touch him and sleep with the perfection of Scott Hoying. Grrrrrrr. 

David: Seriously??? Do you cuddle LIKE THAT??
David: On his lap???

Funny you should say that.... Ummmm

David: Fücking lucky bitch what the fückkkk

Lance: me and roomie cuddle like that
Lance: he's a cuddler

David: Well, you are in love with your roommate you just proved my fücking point

Lance: doesn't mean he's in love with me so fück off
Lance: and what about alex? hmm?

David: I dont see pics of Alex and Scott cuddling
David: They look like friends.
David: Does he and Alex have a matching tats? Nope
David: So bye
David: MYSHIP IS SAAAAILING AWAYYY

I'm grasping at straws here... is this even worth arguing anymore? He's not going to believe me anyway

Lance: but um look at him then look at mitch... 

David: Hmmmmm I'd take Alex's bod but not his face. Sorry not sorry. He's too similar to Scott but not in the good way
David: Mitch is cute in a different way and he fits so good with Scott

Lance: you just like little twinky boys

David: True
David: But look how Scott looks at mitch and then how he looks at alex. Not the same

I WISH. GOD I WISHHHHHHHHH

Lance: i guess...
Lance: wait are we on two different sides of the ship wars?

David: We better not be
David: Come on you're not stupid. Deep down you know the truth.

Lance: alright alright #Scomiche Happy now?

David: Thank u.

Lance: So Scotts music video drops soon are you ready?!

David: NO
David: I HATE soon i hate Scott i hate everything

Lance: I hear he's shirtless
Lance: just a rumor but we can dream, right?

He's not completely shirtless but there's a MOMENTTTTTT ... you know those kind of moments... it's one of THOSE and the entire fandom will simultaneously melt into a puddle of nothing. I have an advance copy on my laptop to watch a zillion times. Color me a lucky boy.

David: I haven't slept at all I'm too emo for thisss
David: My heart my hormones

Lance: he'll kill us all

David: I'm already dead
David: I'm a walking dead bitch

Lance: Waiiittttttt all of those beach trips with alex... he's going to be so tan

David: Now I'm thinking about rubbing sunscreen all over his beautiful beautiful body

Jesus, David are you trying to kill me? Now it's all I can think about.... Oh my GOD that's not fair!

Lance: that's alex's job

David: Or Mitch's
David: Damn don't be a scolex shipper
David: I won't beta u anymore

Lance: nooooo i need youuuuuu

Lance: i'll be your slavveeeeeee *Britney Dance*
Lance: Team Mitch forever    

I mean....

David: Just fücking admit they look in love and let's never talk about Alex again ok?

Lance: but alex is pretttttttttttty
Lance: and hates clothing
Lance: I mean yay mitch

David: Hes pretty when he's standing still like a doll.
David: I agree though
David: Mitch needs to wear less clothes

You just get thirstier and thirstier for me as the days go by. You're going to shít yourself when you find out the truth, buddy.

David: I am a Mitch fan account, am I not?

And Mitch adores you for it <3 But damn it's fun fücking with you.

Lance: you sure you really want that?

David: A cute twink boy with no clothes on? Damn who wouldn't want THAT?
David: Ask Scott I'm sure he'll say the same lmao

Not so much, but I appreciate the thought.

Lance: you're hopeless but ok I'll let you keep living in Scomicheland lol

David: One day you'll come into this chat and you'll say that I was right
David: And that day you'll hear my laugh from here
David: Bitch I'll be damned if I'm wrong

*Sigh* If you only knew the truth you'd scream and yell in a mix of Italian and English and I swear I'd love to hear/see it.

Lance: we shall see now won't we...

David: I can bet on it

Oh, can you now? I should put money on this bet :) I guess that would be cheating... and cheating is wrong. Still...

David: If I cant have Scott then I want him with Mitch. He checked me out, so it means Scott could do the same to him. It's only fair

Lance: LOL well at least you're being generous with your BF Mitch

David: I am so selfless
David: Lance?!?!?
David: WHEREEEEEE ARE YOUUUUU

Lance: Sorry I got distracted by the 30+ pictures assaulting tumblr... these kinda look personal

I have to tell Scott, but damn I don't want to. I really don't want him to see these, but I also don't want to get blamed for it somehow.  I don't know what to do about them. 

Lance: wonder where they came from
Lance: do we have a source?!

David: They appeared on some random tumblr account.. It's been deleted already, typical, but the pictures are already EVERYWHERE I guess someone decided to leak them

Lance: so not.cool
Lance: somehow I doubt scott wanted these to be seen by the masses
Lance: but it's too late now
Lance: now to decide if we're going to be a GOOD fan account and NOT post the pics or if we're going to play dirty and post them like every other account and risk being called 'problematic'

David: I mean.. I would just post them and say unreliable source? They're around everywhere, with or without us

Lance: but you know the tumblr trolls literally EVERYTHING is 'problematic' If i breathe wrong I'm problematic
Lance: alright i'll put a disclaimer on them
Lance: and if we're asked to take them down then we will :)
Lance: your job is to keep people from dying or killing each other in the shipping wars ... go be the Scomiche Prince that you are and take care of your kingdom ...
Lance: and also email me any scomiche fic recs you have... i'm all over that :-P

David: Oh see, that's a job I'm very good at, I already have some good stories to rec :-P I'll take care of the ship wars don't worry, you know I dont like those

Lance: And that is why we call you the Enforcer :-*
Lance: handle your business, boo

David: Don't worry you're safe with me

I'm sure I am.