I was extremely hesitant to post this one. I think it's been a draft for a few months now :P But I think you'll know why...

"Why do they call it booby traps?" Annie asked. The entire class erupted in laughter. "Yeah!" Cole said, "why do they? There are no boobs in them at all!"

Me: 0.0 what the fuck class. In front of Mr.Sonic too...save our souls.