Lucy's pov
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"Haaaaaa I'm tired "

"You're always tired canna "

We had a bright sunny Sunday morning. we all slept late last night dew to partying all night yesterday is a day to remember my dear lil bro had a face cupped with cake cream not to mention I took pictures to black mail him . Might as well finish telling you guys what happened next  .

So while my bro was trying to clean his face , pinkie decided to interfere in our 'sibling affair ' and to actually grab his left over chili soup and pour it on my head ! Being the clever me I knew what was to happen next So before he pressed the click button I threw him my hard bag . His ass shit of a group joined along at the end we all ended covered in food perfect for a side dish .

To our luck they didn't take pictures of us thanks to erza and her destroying every gadget skill we were safe .

Coming back to the present ! We were all lazing around while either watching TV or just laying on the soft couch .we completely forgot what time it was until my belly was asking for his life force FOOD !!!

"Girls how about a lunch at McDonald's ? my treat " I knew with tag offer they'll be turned into a group of jumping kangaroos . And I was right !!¡¡

We dressed up normal and off we went . On our way there we met some of our classmates who stopped us to take photos with the winners of the valentines chocolate contest . Once arrived we ordered our menus I paid obviously .

"Lucy look down you might not like your view " lisanna stated earning a confused gaze from me . As I turned my curious gaze down I saw ....... PINKIE DUDE with his ass gang outside just in front of where we were .

"Please kami-sama don't make him enter !" I begged out loud .

"Shit we aren't lucky today ! They entered !"

"I guess he follows my every step !"

"Lucy , girls what should we do?"

"What else levy ? Listen they still didn't notice us since we're up ."

"And when they climb up what do we do ?"

"I'll think about it at least it gives me time to make a plan B hehehe"

Our orders arrived and at the same time the shit ass group came . Play it cool Lucy Remember play it cool .

" oy what are you worms doing here ?"

"What else ? Voodoo guy "

"The real question is what are you shit ass doing here ?"

" to eat what else "

"Oh I know what else you can eat ..... My fist in your damn face !"

Great now we have an angry demon ready to blast her fist on a pink pony !
I had to think of something before our food flies on the floor and smashed with the chairs and table .

"Erza no need to dirty you're hands on these shits let's enjoy our meal while we still can and as for you pinkie shit go somewhere else seeing your face at school already bothers me so no need to see it on the weekends , besides your fragrance makes me want to puke where did you get it ? From the sewer or the bins ?! God what a nasty smell !"

To be honest his smell is so thing that can make me want to smell him all day but I'll never admit it .

"But what a great timing big sis time for yesterday's payback !"

"Listen here lion you better keep your dirty hands away from her before I'll cut them into half and make cat food !"

"I'm so scared Mira but I have some things to deal with my sis not you "

With that said he came and pushes my chair backwards . Lucky me I predicted he'll make that move so just a second before I jumped out of my seat but I did t predicted that gray would catch me a lock my arms behind me .

"YOU STRIPER GUY AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU ,YOU BETTER LET HER GO BEFORE ILL KICK YOUR LITTLE PAL !"

I never saw Juvia this angry before well that's new but that's what happens when you touch her friends .

"Water girl stay out of this or if you want to join feel free "

My dear lil bro came closer to where I was being captive and stopped right in front of my beauty and perfect face .

"Can you please move you're making my view cry out from you're ugliness !"

"Hmmm play as much as you want but that won't save you "

Mira and erza were beating jellal and Laxus while levy ,lissana  and Wendy was beating gajeel ,elfman and natsu as for Cana and Juvia they were with bixslow . As they were all beating the hell out of the guys my dearest lil bro took my cup of coke and decided I guess it was for my hair .

"Big sis your hair sticks let me help you with it "

"Oh no need I already took my shower this morning but you really need one cause you stink no offense "

"None taken "

That's it I'm gonna be showered with coke !!!!!! Until I had this brilliant idea to ........................

"AHHHHHH HELP SOMEONE THIS GUY WANTS TO RAPE ME AHH PLEASE HELP ME PLEASE !!!!"

"WHAT NOOOO IM HER BROTHER ILL NEVER DARE TI THINK ABOUT IT EWWWW ITS DISGUSTING "

"WHAT YOURE NOT MY BROTHER HOW CAN SOMEONE AS UGLY AS YOU BE THE BROTHER OF A GODESS LIKE ME "

"GODESS MY ASS ! "

I smirked just them a rather cute guy came and punched Loki on the ground his group followed behind .

"Listen here you rappist you better stay miles away from her same goes to you "

He Pointed at the shit head behind me his group helped my Gurlz with the ass group until natsu came to butt in .

"And who might you be huh?"

"None of you're business pinkie pie "

"That makes you flatter shy . Listen I'm not In The mood right now so you better take your things and leave with your gang before something bad happens !"

"And why would we listen to you ?"

"Oy natsu one of you just got your ass beaten by his hand right now so if I was in your place I wouldn't dare to talk back"  I emphasized the word hand the five him a clue , I had no idea why but .... That's just me being a crazy bitch .

"The names sting "

"We don't care of your name and what does that have to do with you protecting this blondie here "

Natsu asked with his finger pointed at my chest I swear if we weren't in mc fucking Donald's I would've cut his finger and put in his friends burger !

"She's my girlfriend "

WhAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!?????????????????????