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10. Questions, Language and Common Sayings In School

Questions

Here a few questions that students lately have been asking. Some simple or not?

1. "Why do teachers have a substitute teacher and students don't?"

2. "Why do teachers get paid to work but we don't?"

3. "Is it fun to torture children and get paid for it?"

4. (To every new teacher who knows just one person's name) "What's my name?" "Do you know my name?"

5. "Why do we have to work?"

6. "Maam/Sir, can we have a free lesson?"

7. "Can someone lend me their ...?"

8. "What lesson is next?"

9. "Where is the next lesson?"

10. "When does the bell ring?"

11. "Are we getting homework?"

12. "What time does the lesson end?"

13. "What is the time?"

Language

* Substitute teacher reads what the instructions are from the regular teacher who is apparently 'sick'*

"But Mam/Sir, that doesn't make sense."

"It isn't made to make sense. It's," the substitute teacher paused, then carried on," teacher language!"

Common Sayings In School

1. "Unicorns are real, the mermaids told me!"

2. "I hate school!"

3. "It's FriYAY!"

4. "Can't wait till the end of the week comes."

5. "I have so much stress!"

6. "I can't believe the holiday is over already!"

7. "I can't believe it nearly holiday! I am so excited! Yay!"

8. "Yay! We have SS today and this term it is history! I am so excited! Hint to sarcasm."

9. "Narwhals are unicorns of the sea!"

10. "Why do we have school?

For Music, we have YouTube.

For P.E, we have WII.

For Math, you have calculators.

For History, they dead anyway.

For Spelling, spell check!"

11. What I say all the time when someone said something smart, "You most likely got that of the internet."

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Author note: I will update this regularly so you can stay tuned with the common sayings in school. Till next time!

XoXo,
Judy Harris

* Next chapter is very important.